The Wolf AND The Shepherd sit down with Bil Von who is a PHD, professional hole digger, and talk about all things related to digging holes. Thank you to the mafia and Mexican cartels for submitting their questions.
welcome to this episode of the wolf and
the shepherd today we are gonna
be talking about journeying to the
center of the earth and joining us today
is bill vaughn with fnd peers bill
good to have you with us happy to be
here so uh
he has a company that likes to dig holes
what do you think about that there wolf
uh
well i figured it would be hard to come
up with a lot of questions to ask a man
who digs holes
so what i so what i did um with all our
followers on facebook i sent out
on the messenger app
what can we ask a man who digs holes and
the only people we got replies from were
some mafia people in new york and some
mexican drug lords who wanted to know
how best to dig shallow holes
well that's because of the way that you
constantly promote our facebook page and
you try to promote it to the kind of the
bad people
so you know we we've got our
uh listeners that come in and they're
trying to be good but
you know you're all mixed up with the
wrong crowd sometimes well just to
answer those people
uh bill how much do you normally charge
to dig a shallow grave
well for that type of business it's 80
000 in gold at least here in dallas
oh one grave we can do that we can do
that and typically mix it with two
and then oh i'll do it for a six pack of
beer right yeah
you might be pricing yourself out there
okay
now what no what we basically have
figured out
already i mean we can go ahead and end
the podcast right now we're in the wrong
business well
we are in the wrong business we need to
dig shallow graves if we can get 80
grand i don't think he's selling any at
that price
maybe so he's pressing himself out of
the market
well originally one of one of the first
questions we got
and i had to change this because before
he came in and before we met you in
person
i thought you'd be an older guy and you
know so my first question
that we actually received i actually
self-identify as an old man you do oh
that's
well you are an old man then we don't
want to
miss age you i'm not an old man
at what age did you kind of think well
yeah i don't want to be a lawyer i don't
want to be a doctor i'm going to
dig holes to just kind of fall into the
job sure sure so i actually
uh did want to be a lawyer there for for
a period of time but i was 24 when i
started
digging holes yeah so yeah i was working
in oklahoma
around the 2013 time and i was in an
industry that was dependent on
oil price right and right around that
time oil price
went down and i wasn't productive enough
okay i don't know that i was productive
enough when oil prices were high but i
think they just finally started noticing
and uh so i got laid off okay so i had
to had to make an adjustment
now you mentioned earlier to us before
the podcast started when we were just
chatting that
you've really only kind of had two
careers sure so was that your main
that yeah your main job before the whole
digging the whole thing really motivated
to pay off student loans and do a few
other things financially in my life so
i had a full-time job three part-time
jobs and i donated plasma twice a week
oh okay yeah that's good yeah yeah i
learned actually on
uh beavers and butthead that that was
actually the way to go if you can get
any money donating plasma because there
was one episode where they were carrying
like this huge almost like garbage bag
full of blood they were trying to donate
so much blood right to make money and it
had gone like anorexic because all the
blood had gone out
and nowadays you know if you get the
covid before
and you donate the plasma now there's a
little bit of extra money
oh yeah there is yeah when i when i got
uh
covered back in like either march or
april
i went for the test with a hospital
which is not far from
um our studio here and i must have got
maybe
20 texts across the next month asking me
to donate plasma
and they were paying way more but i just
didn't want to be on
that list sure well you were making more
money on your only fan site
well yeah and plus you know because of
the uh
kind of sperm donation had dried up so
well and that kind of goes back to kind
of dried up literally
yeah yeah but um so how
what made you make that shift into
digging holes i mean i i can understand
like from your previous career
that's really not so much of a jump i
mean if you have been like a lawyer or
training to be a doctor and then went to
jump in her
sorry digging holes that would have been
a big kind of like
paradigm shift but i suppose it's not
that much of a shift given what you were
doing before
but i mean what made you decide
i'm gonna dick's mouse sure so i went to
school for business finance
and uh what i was doing where'd you go
to school midwestern state so d2 college
in wichita falls
uh we're the mustangs yeah so good
mustangs but um
so i had done business finance had a
passion for looking at businesses the
income statement balance sheet statement
of cash flows and trying to figure out
you know is this business worth anything
or whatever
and my father norman vaughn had dug
holes for his whole life and i grew up
around that
right so when i got laid off i came home
and lived with my parents and i started
as a crummer or ground hand
a scum worm whatever you want to call it
chroming for for norman my dad
yeah and uh did that for a period of
time and then as time went on
you know short story long or long story
short i ended up
becoming one of the owners of the
company and just kind of transitioned
from there
now where does your last name come from
because obviously it's german
german yeah okay yeah it is a german
decision yeah because it
it it's bond via win right yeah so i put
it like that on a
on a starbucks cup it's actually
v-a-u-g-h-a
okay and so v-o-n is the same stinking
word
and for quick communication sure that's
what i use
normally isn't there another name on the
end of like that like something
blah blah blah i think you might be
thinking like van
like yeah mobile or something like that
but i was thinking more
maybe more of the dutch names you know
because they normally have
van before their last name and i thought
vonn
was maybe the german equivalent and they
had another it reminds me of back to the
future whenever
emmett brown was saying oh when we came
to hill valley we were the von brauns
and
my father changed it to brown you know
so
i i kind of got that kind of german feel
there but
i wasn't quite sure right now you have
to understand um
normally before any podcasts we do how
many hours of research on the topic on
average which is
point one two five point one two five
yeah
and that's lots of research and that
includes and that includes having a slow
browser because the wi-fi in the studio
here is terrible
yes and you refuse to use anything
outside of microsoft edge
right and and also i mean i've been
trying to like
download illegal movies via bittorrent
and it's so slow
yeah i i mean wait i actually
have to wait till i get home yeah we're
looking at a week to
to download some hallmark movie for
christmas
it reminds me it reminds me of like 1997
when it took 17 minutes to download one
song
yeah and and then you realize it wasn't
even the right thing yeah we're named
the right song yeah
it was in a different language yeah
exactly so um
so digging holes and stuff what type of
holes do you dig because i mean you have
to remember
um that last kind of question to the
shepherd there was
somewhat serious because we actually try
not to over educate ourselves about
things
sure because then you get presumption of
knowledge and you sound like you know
more than what you probably do know
so we like to kind of keep a little bit
in the dark about it because we like our
guests
to actually uh give us the professional
access to things so i mean what type of
holes do you dig
sure well i i'm a phd um a professional
hole digger
depending on who you talk to possibly
permanent head damage right again
depending on who you talk to but uh
we do foundation drilling so not for
water not for oil strictly
okay moving soil that's it so any type
of new foundation we don't do foundation
repair
um anytime someone's putting in a new
slab for
a home a church a theater a bridge
something of that nature oh okay
we'll do appears in the ground for that
right yes sir so on the
on the average month how many holes
would you say you do
i actually figured that out so about 2
800 would be our average
one 28 hundred yeah right at seven right
at seven hundred holes
i was thinking like well maybe twenty
eight max
i was thinking six eight twenty eight
hundred
because i think about going out in the
backyard and grabbing a shovel
and i'm like i i don't even wanna dig
one hole but if i if i was getting paid
i'm thinking okay i'll dig one hole a
day
then i'm not digging any holes on sunday
because the dallas cowboys dig their own
holes right now
and they never do it for you yeah they
never can get out of there so
wow that is a lot of holes right you
need to pass me that pen back so i'm
gonna get back in touch with the mafia
and the mexican drug lords because if
he's digging that many holes a month we
need to come back with some arrangement
yeah we can only afford one pin right
now right we can we need a pin sponsor
you know maybe vic could sponsor us and
send us a box of pins because we have
one free pin that i
found somewhere and maybe some razors
because we know
bit diversified they've got a lot of
different products it's true yeah that
is true and gillette doesn't make pens
well we're not we're not going to use
that remember because i'm sorry
sorry sorry rabbit hole i i know i'm bad
about that yeah so how many employees do
you actually have in your company
ten we we created two more jobs so how
do you do 2 800 holes a month with 10
employees
five five to six rigs two men per rig
and
just try to keep up with demand yeah wow
that's
now do you actually dig any or do you
yeah so uh occasionally there'll be a
specialty hole
or a hole like uh at the dallas water
treatment plant over in carrollton
where it's around some particulars some
stuff that they
they just want somebody that they trust
and so not that i'm better at digging
holes in my guys but they've been dying
with me for a while
and so if i was to go over there you
know and that may be a one-hole
situation now now where do most of your
kind of contracts
come from is it more kind of like
private
commercial government or where do you
know that's a great question
all of them come right here from dfw we
have done a handful to two handfuls of
jobs
outside of the states but generally it's
going to be dallas fort worth area
and we're about 60 60 percent
residential uh 35 commercial and then
five percent government
power or industrial right i'm curious
how do you judge someone in their
ability
to dig a hole you talk to them and then
you listen
so walk me through that like it like i
i'm looking at
you know looking at one of my kids and
they take a shovel out in the backyard
and they can't dig a hole to save their
life right
so so obviously you know you got people
that are trying to be
professional so what do you do when you
walk in you say
i want to see how you can dig a hole so
how do you
how do you walk them through that and
say i'm gonna try to figure out if you
know how to dig a hole
well first thing is they have to want to
dig a hole so i wouldn't go to the
market and try and say hey
i want you to dig a hole for me and i
will develop someone in my community
who has or presented to me the desire to
dig a hole and basically there's two
paths from that point
there's people that are fast and not
smooth and then there's people that are
smooth
and not fast i prefer the smooth not
fast
okay because developing that person into
a high quality producing operator is a
much less expensive process sure but
taking someone who has speed
and thinks that well this machine isn't
doing what i want it to do so i'm going
to make it
do what i want it to do that is a very
expensive so
so when you go so so would you go so far
that i remember the pyramid
when you look at a job there's fast
there's cheap and there's right
sure and you can have two two of the
three sure but you can't have all three
so in the whole digging business kind of
you're looking that
same way yeah there's uh there's a hole
digger for every
version of that model our particular
model it's in our name
f d that's fast and dependable so our
customers will get speed guaranteed
production
guaranteed passive inspection uh the
quality is there because it will be
dependable
whether we run into rock water tough
inspection
variations in the job that'll be fine
our customers are absolutely
absolutely going to give up the price
that's actually the pretty much the same
criteria i used to
pick my first wife actually excellent i
think
yeah have that workout for you no not
good
now now do you have any worms and moles
applying for the job kind of
identifying us humans no no
there's you know in construction you
always have uh
interesting you know people you can come
from any walk of life
and pick up a shovel so to speak right
so um
andrew carnegie said you know sometimes
to mine out the golden people you have
to get past the bad
debt um and i found that to be true yeah
so
sometimes not always but sometimes
ten percent you take someone um
you know who you know at any other time
you may pass
but if they have that's where it comes
back to does this person have a desire
to learn this craft and then stick with
it right and so
if you find that um you'd be fooled not
to develop
it well let me help them along well well
i mean as much as that kind of worms and
molesling was a bit of a joke
i would think that the average person uh
the shep and i
uh included would think it must be easy
to dig holes
but like anything else i'm sure you can
screw it up if you just
don't have an affinity or a passion to
kind of actually do the job properly
you you and i look at digging a hole is
like i said before
grabbing a shovel right and you start
digging and obviously
in your industry it's much different
than just grabbing a shovel and saying
hey go out there and start digging yeah
and there's a lot more to it
right so i mean do you find that
you know people who apply for the job
are sometimes kind of overconfident
because they do think oh this must be
easy i'm just digging a hole
typically the people that are applying
for the job need the job
right so we have a backlog of people
that
need the job and our job is to figure
out who wants it
right who has a desire to actually do
this
the money is is part of it but they need
to have
sort of like a gift right sure in a
fight if a monkey got in a fight with an
alligator which one would win
well are we going to be fighting in the
river are we going to be fighting in the
tree
all right so let's not go down that
rabbit because we're going to do a
podcast on that one later yeah yeah
go ahead and make
we'll come up with about 30 different
animal kind of matching in a fight type
thing if they it was mma rules
everything's
yeah allowable and will decide who would
win out of all of those
how do we figure out a way to place bets
on this
can we get some zoo to come along and
say
hey we need to figure out this because
this is a
pressing item that people need to know
well we're probably getting monkeys and
alligators fighting i i need to know
throw people in there you got gladiator
baby
yeah well we're probably gonna have to
take a weekend down to mexico to
actually make this a reality and
otherwise it's
we're just gonna have to simulate it
i'll see so depressing
it is we we just can't make this happen
right now wait wait
stay tuned purchase epstein's island and
then turn it into what you want it to be
there you go
there you go now i hear it's for sale
imagine so
now now is it actually a dangerous job
are there many risks involved in the job
just like with anything i mean just like
we're driving a car if you don't know
what you're doing it can be
extremely dangerous and so with what we
do i mean you need to understand
some basic rules of you know gravity and
electricity
you know you want to keep your equipment
away from any electrical lines obviously
yeah um but beyond that no it's quite
safe okay well we've actually
um in our very first episode
what do we believe i'm not sure if we've
covered it in that episode but
we're not sure we're entirely down with
the whole gravity theory
anymore yeah we've got some doubts about
gravity what was that article you read
earlier about the whole
yeah so this would be good
for a professional hole digger so we i'm
right here we're not really
awesome come on this isn't the best
question in the world to ask really
are you gonna poop on me already i'm not
going
okay so we were looking at something
that if you
drilled a hole all the way through the
earth okay
one side to the other and then you threw
somebody in that hole
they're gonna fall through that hole and
they're
gonna surpass terminal velocity they're
gonna be going
17 500 miles an hour
by the time they get near the core now
once they pass the core are they going
to
come back out the other side are they
going to slow down
kind of depend on their momentum but if
they're moving down
at that speed well sure what you're
going to have to take into account at
that point is the rotation of the earth
and because of how fast they would be
moving and the way gravity does work
that earth would actually hit them your
your whole would have to be
massively wide like miles for the the
rotation of the earth and then when they
did because of inertia
if the earth wasn't spinning they would
kind of just kind of balance out in the
middle eventually
right right because it is spinning
they'd shoot out the other side and then
as the earth rotated they come back down
and
but doesn't that depend on where you
actually dig the hole like if you dug it
at the poles
would that make a difference as opposed
to digging it at the equator and
expecting it to come out yeah no that's
why but the earth sits on an axis
yeah that centerpiece is actually right
yeah yeah
yeah and what's that it's a tough
question 23 degrees or something like
that
right and my you know when the shepherd
first
kind of come up with this article i you
know had a few
questions about it which neither of us
bothered to look up the answers
yeah because that would have taken 30
seconds yeah we didn't have that we
didn't
we just didn't we just didn't care that
much to be honest but i thought that
like or okay
you know terminal velocity is like 128
feet per second right
so but that's you know taken into
regardless of where say you free fall
out of a plane you reach terminal
velocity before your shoot
opens but as you get closer to the earth
that actually increases slightly but if
you were going through a hole
because the majority of the weight or
mass of the earth is actually in the
center
gravitational pull would actually speed
you up and change from terminal velocity
to whatever speed that gravitational
pull would affect so it wouldn't ever be
a constant speed
past once you actually entered into the
earth past a few miles but then
when you pass the core of the earth the
gravitational effect
of the core would actually slow down
your velocity
exiting to the point where maybe that
speed
that you quoted is only enough to break
through that barrier of that
gravitational pull
so that you could actually get out the
other side of the earth
so uh speaking of terminal velocity
something happened to my prior beer that
all of it just ran out so
uh i'm i'm opening my next beer my alien
beer from uh jason board and mark
martian margaritas one of our sponsors
yeah i i think i salvaged that because
uh other than the
the three people that understand
physics yeah i think you lost everyone
well it's one of those questions
it's one of those questions like will
there ever be a man born
who will swim faster than a shark it's
probably not going to happen
nobody's going to take the experience to
me i i swim faster than the shark
yeah now um what's the biggest
or deepest hole you've ever done now i
know you said you've had like you know
like houses and
big areas but you know obviously the
more
weight you know for the foundation
surely the bigger hole you're gonna sure
so over here in
the fort worth stockyards they're
redoing quite a bit of it and so they're
doing what's called a lift station which
uh
helps the whole area to process uh
waste okay so that was actually a 72
inch wide so about six inches in
diameter
and we went down around 18 and a half
foot deep oh okay
so and they started hitting water over
there they wanted 19 but
18 and a half but yeah six foot wide is
the widest i've ever done
and then the deepest i've ever done was
58 feet and that was over there at the
dallas water tree you see max and i
thought it was going to be like about 9
000
or something no no i'm not an oil i'm
not in water it's a different industry
now yeah
we we had high hopes yes sorry yeah well
we kind of tend to exaggerate a lot of
stuff we're talking about so
i've told you a million times we
shouldn't exaggerate well
exaggerate is anonymous has 9 billion
members so
yes as one of those members just just
i am one of those members to make a
point on that yeah uh the name of our
company used to be bulldog drilling and
i went to purchase
a rig in canada when i was bringing that
across the border because i had drilling
in it
they wanted a 32 000 tariff
quickly much like i explained often oh
it's not oil
it's found it's construction right and
that tariff went away very quickly okay
so uh note to self we need to be in the
tariff business
of machinery coming over from canada
it's gotten worse you'll make more money
now than you did back in july of 2018.
wow it's amazing every podcast we do we
have about three new career ideas that
we're going to follow as soon as we get
off the air but
but based off the fact that we are so
lazy so we're never going to do it
press for time yeah yeah this studio was
almost like next door to the shepherd's
bedroom that's how lazy we kind of got
with that
yeah we lucked out there because i had
that moment of clarity to say
hey let's not do this yeah and and i
actually decided
hey i'm i'm going to work for 15 minutes
yeah now now is the business pretty
profitable do you have a lot of
competition
kind of around so there's competition um
we
everybody obviously you want to kind of
find your niche your main customer base
and then
do everything you can to add value to
them and see them
um so it just kind of depends about six
or seven weeks ago we were sitting at
one percent profit for the year
right and i was looking at laying some
people off and hooking up
with richie brothers auction but then uh
we had a bunch of work come through
and so we're sitting at 17 for the year
okay
that's good so bad it's kind of uh it's
kind of what you make of it
yeah we've had good in and bad but now
how do you advertise i mean or
do people actually actively seek you out
because i would figure
again like the questions we got from the
mafia and the mexican drug lords they're
kind of seeking people to dig holes
rather than you waiting to kind of like
reach out to them so how do you i mean
do you do a lot through social media
is it you know the number one way that
we get customers is through word of
mouth
okay so and the only way to generate
that is to have high quality services
right
okay and and so what we talked about it
before with
you know the fast and correct and
everything but
what sets you all apart what what is
that one thing that if you could sit
here
and you had your uh ability right now
what you do
to explain to everybody here's why we're
different
what would be that one thing that you
would want to say
to one of your potential customers as to
why you're
different than anybody else doing this
sure i appreciate the opportunity so i
mean
drilling the hole and getting a lot done
in a little bit amount of time
is a lot of work and so basically the
way our structure is set
up we reward and keep and retain
and attract people that want to do a lot
of work
and our system rejects
like a body would reject an organ
someone who
wants to come to work act like they're
doing a lot of work
but in the end they're not actually
doing anything to benefit the bottom
line of the company
that's exactly us and so it is
so so we are not getting a job with them
we're gonna have to apply for a fake
name yeah
so um the system being set up for that
it was a big thing and then
number two biggest part and this really
came before that system came
was uh i called a man named chuck denman
out of mount pleasant he's been digging
holes since he's 11.
denman drilling and he's going to be 58
this year
and we were i call him the yoda you're
wearing a star wars shirt but i call him
yoda
and he calls me crumber and uh he really
took me in as kind of a son and taught
me
how to actually do this properly
so we were doing things cheap we were
trying to save money
here and there in areas that you really
should have been investing
right and you know we're just struggling
trying to figure out how to do this
uh a right way for everybody and make
money
and he really helped coaches on that and
he was verbally abusive but it worked
and i'm so glad
yeah so glad he did it does sometimes i
mean
sometimes you got to take a little bit
of abuse to learn a good lesson yeah so
it sounds like that yeah worked out for
you although funnily enough i get a lot
of
cussing and verbal abuse on xbox live
and yet it doesn't
doesn't make me be any better at the
games i'm playing it yeah that's true
because you're terrible at rocket league
i am terrible at rocket league i know
i i hate playing xbox live rocket league
with you yes you're terrible
and you bring my stats down right i hate
that it's like
yeah i mean i'm like a special needs kid
who not the autistic ones who are
fantastic at those games i'm not the
ones who like i don't know
maybe don't have two arms or something i
don't know yeah it
it it's embarrassing it is it made me
almost want to quit
rocket league yeah because i love that
game but when i started playing with you
i i just wanted to give it up yeah and
we haven't played online since actually
have we in about yeah we haven't because
you destroyed my rating and i'm trying
to build it back up yeah
it's been terrible now do you ever come
across sinkholes because again we're
quite sensationalists we did
we did we did one podcast again the one
on what do we believe and convinced
ourselves that the yeti existed
but we also read some articles on
sinkholes and now we think they're
everywhere so do you ever come across
like sinkholes or the equivalent i have
yet to come across one
of those i'm sorry so what would you
what would you do
if you came across a sinkhole you know
you're starting to move backwards
probably
pray that i get to come back to this
show and tell the tale
yeah the only the only time that we run
into something like that is when you're
digging like a 10
to 15 foot diameter hole so on holes
that size you do have the potential for
the rig
to actually fall in wow and so there's a
special type of setup
where you're anchoring your rig and
positioning it yeah and then making sure
the soil can
handle what you're doing to it um but uh
i mean that that's my best answer for
that yeah now does your company own
all of its machinery or yeah you kind of
lease it no no no yeah
my question is my next question was
actually going to be kind of you know is
the majority of the cost
really labor or the machinery when you
average it out to dig a hole
so the machines are run by the people so
the number one cost that we pay on every
single thing that we do is ignorance
um so one of the company i know you're
going to ask that question later but
anyway i'll stick to it here the uh the
number one
cost you may if you looked at our line
items right so
labor will show up as 20 right
of total expense but the stuff that
breaks on the machines is a direct
cause of how it was used sure so
you may not see that that's going to be
in your repairs parts repairs and
maintenance
line item on your expense report but
really what put it there was the labor
right so getting people
who have a desire to dig a hole sure
is really what it comes back now now is
everybody use your own employees or do
you actually have to get some
subcontractors in if you've got
a lot more business so i don't
subcontract anything
okay so it's similar um
i don't want to get too you know you
wouldn't want to share your girlfriend
right
so in high school you're dating you know
you would depends
okay
yeah come on come on there there's a
rabbit hole right
yeah i'm sorry okay remember what
podcast you're on here
fair enough uh so no we don't we don't
subcontract anything we really like to
if it's not something we're capable of
doing we're just going to be upfront
with the customers let them know that
um for us to service them in that area
is probably going to price us the right
job
and we we do offer them i have a list of
other my
competitors who would better serve that
niche right i put them in contact
now we did have um actually a couple of
questions come in
from people who were asking about
fracking now before
obviously when we received those
questions we didn't know kind of what
type of holes you dug or what
to what type of depth because that's how
we
yeah you know we research everything it
would have taken too long to send a text
and
clarify things uh but you know is that
something which would be
an easy kind of jump if you wanted to
diverse around the company or is that
something which is
so why are you kind of out there though
they are completely
different industries yeah um that would
be
as far of a jump as for someone to say
go from being
a medical doctor to an engineer right so
they're just
you have to be highly skilled at both
yeah but they are
the only thing that's similar is the
hole in the ground the purpose of the
hole the depth of the whole
the how you accomplish the task the
amount of people and resources and
engineers
and materials needed are are vastly
different yeah you see
you see um the only thing really the
shepherd and i know about fracking is
that
it's got something to do with oil and we
know how to spell the word so
we kind of figured fracking
okay i'm sorry i misheard you i thought
you said a different word
okay okay okay um
now do you have to have like a lot of
different type of super techie equipment
like radar equipment
to uh you know work out what type of
ground you're building into
you know i mean i should imagine you've
got you've got to know and that changes
the price of stuff
it's going to be a harder job absolutely
so um it's great question
so y'all heard of one one no you know
okay 9-1-1 is if you have a medical
we've heard of 9-1-1 okay so yeah
hopefully you don't have to use it we
have to dial it twice last week didn't
we yes
yeah we did so 8-1-1 is a drilling
service
right that's local they've come out and
they'll check for utilities and things
of that nature before you drill
or excavate of any kind and so they'll
come out and really
survey and they test all that but
anytime someone's going to build a house
or
of any kind of foundation what will
happen is they send out a geotechnical
report all right
sorry i'm just writing down to make sure
we don't misstyle 8-1-1 instead of 9-1-1
because
it's going to be a completely different
uh service coming up
but that's some i mean does that when
when you get whether it be an individual
or commercial or government do they tend
to do that
kind of research of how hard it is
no no they have to do that because based
on what material they find
they will actually drill a hole in the
ground okay one very small hole
you can bring up soil samples for the
geotechnical engineer right
to check out okay based on what they
find then the structural engineer
will design the pier oh okay the pierce
lab for it so
you're able to actually right off the
bat give them a
reasonably kind of accurate cost of how
much it will cost rather than it being a
surprise after you do your own
so yeah that's one of the things we do
differently than some
even just contractors in the uh
construction industry is
there's zero pricing surprises with us
and because we do business that way
we get to collect our money in 11 days
on average which is
six times faster right than the fastest
company
that's not yeah i mean that's not a long
back end for that type of
people that i have friends in this
industry not just drilling holes but in
the construction industry
that if they collect their money in 60
days it's like christmas yeah and i'm
sitting there looking
like bro you're a bank for two months
yeah months that's insane
yeah that's how they do it and that's
and when you when you kind of look at
those deals i i've heard
that the north texas soil is kind of
unique
it's kind of difficult uh can you walk
us through
why it's kind of hard especially with
the piers and everything in north texas
why it's so hard to dig the holes and
put the piers in
what what is going on with our soil up
here
why it's so hard there's absolutely
nothing wrong with our soil
okay so the what makes it hard is people
that are ignorant about how to handle it
properly
that is the okay only so why why are
they ignorant
so so let's dispel the ignorance
explain to everybody why we can get away
from this and
explain to everybody why it's not bad
and what they can do about it so first
thing i'll tell anyone is if you're
hiring someone to do anything
let's say you're dealing with a dentist
okay they're drilling holes in your
teeth to drill out the cavity correct
so if there's something complicated
about that for that dentist
you know right there i need to walk out
the front door
find someone who is incompetent at this
process so
it's very easy to get into a
construction
company there's almost no cost to entry
if you have decent credit you can go
borrow money get a piece of equipment or
whatever and you're ready to go
you can't do that to be a dentist you
got to go to school
to be a hole digger you got to go get
you know
50 to 100 000 loan you can do it on your
house you can do
all kinds of things right just because
you can finance a piece of equipment
doesn't mean that
you know what you're doing and so that's
that's the difference right so i i've
had three calls just today of people
kind of that same concern you can tell
they've been bit
by people who are bluffing about being
able not necessarily to dig the hole but
framing uh concrete electrical conduit
work
drainage you know erosion control
there's nothing complicated about
digging a hole in the ground
well of course you say there's nothing
complicated because you know all that
right
but i can teach someone how to do it too
yeah but well and and we're not
necessarily talking about you teaching
somebody how to do it but how does the
normal person avoid
those problems that the guy that has
equity
in their home and decides he's going to
go do this and doesn't know what he's
doing
what what does what does the normal
person
need to look for when they want to trust
somebody to do this
well if there are if they're wanting to
do it themselves
like i did i would highly recommend not
going out
and just oh i can do this and then start
doing it you're going to burn
five to seven years i've lost 130 000 in
one day
doing this trying to profit 300 000 in
one year right
so getting a mentor i've wrote a book
it's on amazon it's called how to dig
holes profitably the lion the devil and
the man
if you're wanting to do this that you
won't make a lot of money
following that book perfectly but you
won't lose money
and then and then the making the money
will come with customer base upping your
price
proving yourself and a few more
conversations but
and by the way we'll have that link on
our side if you if you want to check out
that book
i appreciate that um but to avoid
you know you talk to an executive right
so how do you get good judgment
well bad judgment that's that's how you
get good judgment
unfortunately that education process of
how you take an average
joe and get them up to speed on how to
not hire someone that doesn't know what
they're doing
will go hire three people that don't
know what they're doing and then you
will know not to hire someone that
doesn't know what they're doing
right and i wish that wasn't the answer
but that's the answer
yeah no it makes perfect sense i can't
believe we've got another
published author on the podcast because
max sorry the shepherd
um has a pretty successful
trilogy of books about black people uh
i wrote a book that got published about
a hedgehog with a flashlight who used to
go to raves
that was a children's book i wrote when
i was in england awesome yeah yours is
probably a little bit more uh
technical than ours but yeah absolutely
yeah this probably has more readers i i
can't imagine
uh writing a book that technical so
thankfully thankfully i didn't have to
do the illustrations
because the shepherd and i cannot draw
for now if you've actually gone on our
facebook group
you you can have some genuine examples
of my artistic ability and the shepherds
kind of roughly around that
and maybe we need to have a pictionary
contest
and see how terrible we would do it it
would be like an hour and a half
to guess it'd be like whatever we spend
two hours for round one
yes yeah it would be terrible yeah um
now you've got to have
some funny stories that that
you know have happened to you because
absolutely you know everybody we
interview it doesn't matter
what you know field of expertise they're
in they all have some funny stories
of stuff that's gone on i mean i spoke
to an embalmer one time and even he had
funny stories about
you know trying to make the dead look
pretty so
yeah yeah get get give us a give us a
funny story about digging holes
well so the oddest thing i've ever
encountered in the ground is we pulled
up a honda accords
door and obviously that was not in the
bid
i'm supposed to be drilling dirt not
scrap metal or cars right so
that was uh that was probably one of the
more interesting ones
um did you put it on craigslist and try
to sell the door was it was it in good
condition
by the time we were done with it no no
what color was it
it was it was red it was oh okay well
that's a popular color
for a honda the only reason we're asking
this is because we're trying to sell a
lot of the stuff in the studio here and
then next door's office
on craigslist and on facebook
marketplace so if you still have that
door
we could maybe add it to our portfolio
yeah i mean we do have that 48 inch tv
from 1998 we're trying to get rid of and
and we've had no success from that so
yeah
we might end up it's one it's one of
those things you're selling where you
start off with like
we're trying to sell it for fifty
dollars and buy a must collect
but it's gonna end up we're gonna have
to give somebody 50
and deliver it right it's gonna be
terrible yeah rough
now do you have any other companies any
other ventures or is this your all-in
thing
yeah so um you know the idea is you work
the active to build the passive
to avoid taxes and get massive so notice
i said avoid
you can you repeat that slowly sure so
you work the active
to build the passive to avoid taxes
and get massive okay so so that sounds
like something
my daughter would do in a cheer back
when she was a cheerleader
yeah because i can just see somebody
dancing around with that because it's so
poetic
it sounds like and i know that's why you
told him to slow down because i was like
man poetic well it sounded to me like an
erect told us
that that could be a cardi b song let's
be honest yeah
that could be a cardi b song maybe
you're in the wrong
industry maybe you should be writing
pops on
that was another adventure so so back to
the question do you have any other
companies
going on absolutely and they all exist
for the sole purpose of maximizing our
our tax credits
okay not to evade taxes which will get
you in jail or prison or whatever but to
avoid them and be efficient
um so the first one is obviously the
drilling
that'd be the active side of the
business and then should that company
turn a profit we want to
eliminate that as quickly as possible by
the end of the year
so we would either buy equipment and
depreciate it or
buy real estate yeah and then uh sort of
venture it that way so
we you know we we don't we own the
company that
are we on the property that the drilling
company is on so we lease
the property for you know all of that
and then lastly we have the education
company called
straight drilling str and then the
number eight
okay and that is for taking people who
want to learn how to drill or at least
say they want to learn
and so we kind of someone applies they
seem to have the spark
yeah the spark of stupidity they don't
know what they're getting
what's the washout rate i mean how how
many people do you come in
that want to learn this and then can't
do it um
i would say 50 50
no 20 currently because okay for for me
or anyone in our company to consider you
we're gonna ask questions um
and it's going to be very clear to the
person that they're expected to work
so before they even get through the 30
minute you know
hiring just the first part of the seven
part hiring phase
that eliminates a lot of options seven
part hiring phase
you realize you and i could never do
this well i was actually going to
suggest he invests in this podcast
because then he can write it off
immediately you won't even have to wait
till the end of the texture
that would be a bad marketing strategy i
mean we could get a plug in there
no now now somebody actually wanted to
get in
touch with about building a hole now
obviously you said you had
um you know you're building like sorry
digging not building
28 i'm pretty sure you don't build a
hole well
you're ravishing the ground taking away
from
maybe the uk yeah you got to remember
we're in america now
we don't subscribe to you
if somebody wanted to dig a hole um what
information
normally up front would somebody have to
get you
i mean because it's like if um the
shepherd said
i want a whole dog in my backyard
because i want to build an extension or
whatever i mean
you know i call you and i say my
daughter has a pet rabbit
and she starved it to death and i'm too
lazy to get out there and dig a hole to
bury the rabbit in the backyard well
because that did happen well so maybe
but maybe i want to call a professional
hole digging company because i do not
want to have to worry about
that rabbit i've known you in life no
i've known one foot above the ground
because you know how lazy i am and i'm
just gonna
cover like a little bit of dirt on the
top of it and i'm like oh it's okay
it's okay the the rabbit is fine no i've
known you too long you're just going to
put it in the recycle bin and put it out
with the trash
stop letting out my secrets too much
we talked about this before but but if
but
no um if somebody did actually want
you know i i guess a whole building for
an extension of the house or whatever
i mean what type of information do they
normally have to get you up front
because honestly if i was asking
somebody to dig a hole i'd just be like
can you come and dig a hole sure and we
would immediately tell that you don't
know why
you're wanting a hole yeah and so we
would work out that
that conversation pretty quick so but
the main the main information is going
to be
uh how deep how wide how many yeah
what's its purpose where is it located
yeah
who's the engineer and when do you want
it done right
now now with them now now with digging
holes as opposed to building stuff do
you still have issue with like city
permits and all this stuff that was one
of the biggest issues during covid
um we would you know on on in general we
have somewhere between
17 to 23 jobs under contract that we're
working to get through
our schedule and we're trying to balance
it out right yeah during covet there was
one point we had 92 jobs under contract
especially over in the south lake
carrollton uh
grapevine sort of area yeah because the
permits were sitting on the desk of
someone who physically was not there
to sign up okay and so but came out of
that
but that's um that's what kind of
leading on from that i mean is
you know covert really affected business
yeah to a negative expense outside of
other people doing their job because i
wouldn't think that there's too many
restrictions on you in terms of
sure you know digging holes that people
want a whole dog they need a whole dog
but
so our business actually blew up during
covid more so
than i mean it was already growing and
we've been making moves
were they trying to hide the dead bodies
and yeah
and that's why everybody's saying the
holes that they're burying the male in
boats man we put them all together
yeah no no uh
it was really a combination this is a
little off topic from kovid but
the forest fires in california burns up
a lot of houses then you have
facebook ibm toyota several other
job creators moving major industry into
texas
to rebuild in california just to get
through the permits cost two years
wow two years and insurance coverage
like homeowners insurance if your house
burns down they'll cover you for a year
now do you get any money up front from
that or do you actually have to wait
till that contract comes into full force
before we actually
they deal with a builder on it okay but
what that's done is it has funneled
hundreds of thousands of human beings
out of other parts of the country
especially even parts that were locked
down because of covid right and here
texas is still
rolling relative to a lot of the rest of
the country absolutely so
people are just there it's just nonstop
i bought i bought two rigs uh not last
week but the week before
to help keep up wow how much is is
this just continually yeah and you
bought one of those from me so i
appreciate that
absolutely anytime next now now do you
have an end game with your business is
this something you want to build
uh like super super like large largest
in the united states larger than the
southern part of the united states and
eventually you're just going to sell it
or do you think this is something you're
going to keep a passion
for you know for decades and kind of
keep up
with i really i do really enjoy it uh
the business more than the actual
digging of the whole but our immediate
goal is to kind of become a regional
powerhouse and start
okay we've got our equipment where we
need it we're going to start buying up
other smaller drilling companies in the
area
right and we have the franchise uh model
which is why we created the education
company first
okay to help teach new owner operators
how to
function successfully in their holding
business so tell us a little bit about
the
education company sure so
i mean basically we teach you the full
spectrum
business side of it which would apply to
any business not just ours
uh and then we teach you the ebbs and
the flow
of how weather is absolutely gonna you
know we had one
day of drilling this week tomorrow
we haven't drilled for four days so
that's absolutely going to impact the
bottom line well
but let's be honest the weather has
sucked here this week
so was it was weather an issue yeah we
didn't drill any you know
uh 2 800 holes a month divided by four
weeks roughly is 700 holes a week right
probably drill 200 holes this weekend
wow so that's absolutely going to show
up financially
but was it weather did weather
you know yeah you can't get a 72 000
pound iron
machine right because it's been rainy
like i i told some friends from new
england i said
you know what hey your weather
is drunk in my front yard will you
please come pick it up
because this is not what we are used to
in texas
sure sure so obviously weather affects
that yeah in our industry that's
absolutely so
helping people understand that they're
not necessarily doing something wrong
and that they do need to save money for
a rainy day and how to do that properly
excuse me what proper looks like and
then
basically getting them up to speed on
any from
hard rodding their augers building their
own augers if they're not in a cash
position to buy a new one
taking care of their equipment upgrading
their equipment when is it time to sell
a piece of equipment how do you properly
manage tax strategies and move equipment
in and out of your business
acquiring keeping and maintaining
awesome
customers you know that whole that whole
thing is like a college education right
i mean but
it makes money not like my college
degree
but so that's that's the value of the
education company rather whether you're
trying to be the best whole man you can
be
the best operator you can be the best
manager supervisor
salesman uh owner operator whatever
their objective is and they can take it
about you know you're not going to get
it all in one bite you know it's
it's going to be a bite at a time yeah
so absolutely now now with them
the weather obviously it's
understandable that you know with a lot
of rain
getting heavy-duty equipment out on muds
kind of almost
even even if i drilled the hole i can't
fill it with concrete right but
you know when you have you know a freeze
does that really affect things too much
because surely that only freezes a
certain depth
that's the out of soil it's a great
question so for us to drill a hole
and it pass inspection they need to pour
it within eight hours
sometimes sometimes you get a 24-hour
window to fill the hole up with concrete
okay and when it freezes one of the main
components of concrete is water
yeah so when it freezes that can not
always but it can cause delays
oh wow so they may if it's going to be
32 degrees at the high
all day they won't they don't want you
to yell because they can't pour today
because i didn't know how deep
you know when you have a frost maybe the
temperature drops to freezing
across the world in texas yeah
now i did actually have um two questions
from a couple of my
english friends yeah here uh i got a
buddy over there his name's so gustavus
i've been playing xbox with him for
years
okay the first one you might not
understand this one but this is quite an
english phrase is is any hole a goal
there's a company there's a company in
oklahoma called
oaky drilling from 1964 to 1987
and their slogan was your whole is my
goal
it's been on t-shirts and hats and all
kinds of different things sure
sure absolutely all right kind of like
the
septic pumpers that say you know that
this
tank is full of political promises you
should laugh at it as septic pumpers
okay but but the other question um and
this is obviously from somebody who
didn't know
like us kind of what type of holes you
dig and everything
else but was a are you going to dig your
own grave to cut down on funeral class
if i've done my job well or do you do
family references so like if
like great auntie nora dies you know
you're going to go in there and kind of
knock 1500 off the uh
yeah money who's already said he's going
to charge 80 000 for a shallow grave so
he's probably not the right person to go
because the purpose was hiding a dead
body and there's a lot of processing
involved and it's not just 80
000. it's 80 000 in gold exactly
massively different
so so before we close uh and
i'm gonna hit you with one that we
didn't talk about here
uh and actually i printed out an article
and i was gonna
talk to you about this uh borehole over
in russia but
i decided against that i want to hit you
with a different one
okay oak island
okay so the the whole story with oak
island is they have
this you know hole that's buried there
that's like whatever it is 130 140
feet deep how'd you bury a hole do you
mean fill in
well now they they have this shot that
they clog the top
they've done it yeah that has all these
traps and everything
as a professional hole digger
you've got to kind of look at that even
if you don't study it that much or
whatever and you've got to kind of
laugh at maybe some of this so have you
looked at any of the
oak island kind of stories
the theories of of what's going on with
that
and whether or not they could actually
accomplish what the old-school
stories are behind oak island yeah this
is the first i've heard of oak island so
let me ask you this okay first off i'm
hearing that it's 120 180 feet that
sounds like a water well
but how wide is the hole nobody knows
and i think this is a beautiful segway
and kind of a beautiful
kind of way to shut this down because
now we've told him about oak island and
what's going on there and now you know
he's gonna go back and
kind of maybe take a look at that
because that
that is one of those deals where what is
it the laginas that
now own all that they're trying to dig
this up
they think the knights templar have this
and it was
all this fantastical thing that was
built
long ago and now you have a professional
hole digger that doesn't even
know about this and could probably tell
them
how to solve it yeah maybe now now
before we kind of sign off
on this bill can you give us uh i mean
i'm sure you've got a website and
everything
else can you just kind of give us uh
yeah yeah yeah hopefully get in touch we
will we'll put it on our facebook page
we'll put it on
the links on our podcast but just if you
want to let people know how they can get
in touch with you
sure well first off i just want to say
thank you guys for letting me come on
absolutely
no no no no seriously thank you we
appreciate you coming on here
absolutely if anybody wanted to you know
reach out to us whether they were
wanting to open a whole digging
franchise or maybe they're tired of
spending all the money
to drill holes they've got a bigger
construction company and they want to go
ahead and bring the halls in-house
i'd love to reach out and talk with
these people and
it's very simple very simple but uh
fndpeers.com
if you're looking for service whether
you're fixing to go into
a new residential area and you want to
do piers throughout there we have our
references with royal crest as engineers
also with whitworth engineering we work
with
dozens of others around here but those
are our primary ones that we work with
if you have anything for bidding
purposes that's going to be
information.fndpeers
gmail.com and then if you'd like to
reach out to me personally my phone
number is 940-255-3719 again my name is
bill and i'd love to talk to you
about digging holes thank you man thanks
for having me on
absolutely thank you bill and uh thank
you for
tuning in to this episode of the wolf
and the shepherd we certainly appreciate
everybody
uh tuning in and listening and
all the links for this will be on our
facebook site
on our instagram all that good stuff
and we'll catch you on the next one
PHD - Professional Hole Digger