Iain Parke imports industrial quantities of Class A drugs, kill people and lies (a lot) for a living, being a British based crime fiction writer.
He became obsessed with motorcycles at an early age, taking a six hundred mile cross-country tour to Cornwall as soon as he bought a moped at the tender age of sixteen and after working as a London dispatch rider, He built my first chopper in my bedroom at university, undeterred by the fact that my workshop was upstairs.
Armed with a MBA degree, he worked in insolvency and business restructuring in the UK and Africa which inspired his first novel The Liquidator a conspiracy thriller set in East Africa. Whatever you do, don’t take it on holiday as your safari reading!
This was then followed by his ‘Biker Lit’ series of the Brethren outlaw motorcycle club crime thrillers, set amongst UK outlaw bikers which is currently in TV development.
Today he lives off the grid, high up on the North Pennines in Northumberland, UK with his wife, dogs, and a garage full of motorcycle restoration projects and I’m working on a number of book projects.
welcome to this episode of the wolf and
the shepherd today we have with us
ian park from bad press inc all the way
from the uk
ian glad you could join us
so uh thank you sir thank you thank you
for joining us
uh we have appreciated you being here
for the last
hour while we waited on the wolf to show
up so we could actually do this podcast
and i'm kind of regretting the fact to
invite the wolf to this because now i
realize
i'm gonna be on a podcast with two
british people and y'all are gonna start
talking about all kinds of british stuff
that i'm not gonna understand
the funny thing is you moved into the
other room but i can still
literally hear you because you're
talking so loudly well
it it's just like the typical americans
we had to get away from you people we
had to go find somewhere else to be
because yo you're just being so mean to
me
so as a typical american that works out
well yeah i i went and and stuck a claim
over here and now this is my new little
territory
well asean will tell you we can't was
ian will tell you like
it was the same thing with europe we
gave it a little bit of a test and then
they had to bugger off so because
we're not really happy with anybody
after a beer
yeah we're a quarrel yeah yeah we're
just like
it's it's funny because um like over
here obviously
in in america you know you have college
rivalries
all this type stuff but like in england
you pick a quarrel where somebody lives
the other side of the street from you
it's like you're too you're too
organized and you're quarreling and
arguments in america it's like oh my
gosh yeah they went to this university
so they're our rivals and stuff but
yeah you could end up having a punch-up
at the bus stop
you know in england just because
somebody came from a different side of
the street different postcards
yeah yeah different postcards oh look at
that wanker from there from cb4 for uq
wrong side of the river is the problem
yeah yeah
well uh ian you're a author
you're a publisher uh you have bad press
inc
lead us through what got you into the
author
game insanity mainly
yeah so i started writing
uh i went and worked for about two and a
half years out in east africa
uh and i started writing there as an
aide to sanity to just try and
put down some of the stuff i was dealing
with at the time
and then came back to the uk and forgot
all about it um having written about 180
000 words of deathless prose
and then i got made redundant at one
point and
i was didn't have anything to do while i
was between jobs for about two months
and i thought well i
wrote this huge thing i might as well
get it finished
um so i finished it off and then decided
or tried to get it published by going to
agents etc and
played rejection slip bingo for about a
year and then thought
i'll go and do it myself um so i
self-published it eventually
and then thought i'd quite enjoy doing
this so i then started to write some
other stuff
or looked around for what i was going to
write next
and i was always into i was always
fascinated by the biker life i'm a biker
but i was always fascinated by the sort
of the one percenter lifestyle
read a lot about it and and followed it
in the papers and
whenever whenever it's portrayed on the
tv
or in films or whatever it always was
tape was shown as sort of
almost a joke um you had sort of the
clint eastwood films every which way
you had bikers appearing in in things of
sort of comedy villains
and i thought this is a serious
lifestyle why isn't anybody writing
anything serious about it
and i thought well if nobody else is
going to do it i'll do it
um so i started and wrote a one-off book
heavy-duty people which was about a guy
getting involved in a one percenter club
and what that meant for him and his
relationships and the choices he had to
make et cetera it was just going to be a
one-off thing
and so i wrote it and again couldn't
find anybody who wanted to
touch it with a barge bowl so
self-published it thought no more about
it for about a year until two of the
two of the characters met up in my head
one day and had a meeting
which was chapter one of the second book
heavy duty attitude
and they were just off and i was just
along for the ride to be honest
um they just took the took the thing and
went
and all i did was followed on behind
just writing down what they did
and that's it went on from there so i
got to eventually i'd ended up
having written six books in the trilogy
um and i've been stuck on book seven
for about three years now because book
seven i've got a plot for it but it'll
probably draw a lot of things together
and it'll sort of bring it to an end if
i can give you any advice from the star
wars franchise thank you episode 7.
[Laughter]
yeah that's probably good advice
absolutely but the trouble is i keep
getting i get getting grief on facebook
because i get every time i go onto
facebook somebody sends me a note saying
what are you doing on here get back to
writing a book because when's the next
one coming out it's like
once once you're on to this you it's a
bit of a treadmill isn't it really
oh it most certainly is so uh ian
for those people out there that don't
really follow the
biker lifestyle the the biker world
you've used the term one percenter
uh explain to us what a one percenter is
a one percenter is somebody who's a
member of
one of the outlaw motorcycle clubs
um there was famously uh an american
uh motorcycle federation spokesman after
uh the hollister riots i think was back
in 1947
who said well 99 of motorcyclists are
law-abiding good upstanding people
a number of people then decided well if
that for 99 i'm going to be the one
and self-identify as as the outlaws um
so
a one percenter is somebody who is a
member of an outlaw motorcycles
club essentially i actually thought max
said placenta there so that kind of
confused me for a little bit
but i mean you know obviously growing up
in england myself i mean
motorbiking wasn't really a big thing i
mean
you know most bikes in england were like
street bikes you know
i didn't know of any gangs i didn't know
of any clubs
you know you saw somebody on a bike and
you know that was it you didn't really
think about it that much and i
you know i wasn't aware of any culture
and you know i left
england when i was like 30 but you know
i wasn't aware i mean it's a very
underground culture as opposed to here
in america where it's a very prominent
and very i guess in your face culture
everybody knows you know there's
motorbike clubs over here but in england
i mean you didn't really
know about it it was a different it's a
different culture
in in the uk it's it's an interesting
mix i think because you had the
sort of rocker culture from the 60s and
then you had the
the outlaw biker culture which is a very
american phenomenon
but the american clubs once the american
clubs became
famous people started to follow the same
lifestyle
in the uk and elsewhere overseas and
formed independent
groups or independent clubs that were
similar to the american ones
and then the sort of the big brands if
you like of the
the the larger more well-known
motorcycle
outlaw motorcycle clubs have been
expanded worldwide and absorbed the
local
many of the local clubs so you have
in the uk you have a number of the sort
of the
worldwide known outlaw motorcycle club
brand as it were you still have a number
of
independent local locally established
outlaw motorcycle clubs
and then you have the wider variety of
the motorcycle culture which is
everything
from you know your mom and pops are in
who are riding harleys and are members
of the the hog
the harley owners group through to sort
of loose associations of mates who just
go up for a ride on a saturday
um so you do have quite a wide range of
bikers and bike the biker community in
the uk
now how does the you know police treat
it over there because like over here i
mean obviously
you have established clubs which have
been around for decades
unless there's something going on like
heavy
you know drug dealing or something when
the fbi get involved i mean they're
normally left to the rounder
prices as such i mean i'm sure max you
know chef knows
way more about that than i do but like
over in england you know i mean it's a
very nanny state in terms of like you
know as soon as you kind of do one thing
remotely wrong they try and close the
whole thing down so i mean does it come
automatically
with this like i don't know maybe maybe
i guess precedence of like oh they're
bikers
and so let's keep an eye on them let's
get you know
everything they do i mean earlier on
this year where about three or four
people were i think
actually actually probably more than
about half a dozen people were convicted
of basically going around and beating up
a smaller club
um because they didn't want to merge
with a larger one it's relatively low
level it's it's not
in your face you know we don't have the
sort of the waco type situations over
here
yeah that are the big news the last the
last time
anything like that happened that was
really big news would probably have been
about 30 or 40 years ago
and that's the thing i mean you talk
about the scale you talk about
relativity i mean over here
i mean if like three or four people get
shot
you know even within like about 10 miles
of us
you know it might or might not you know
make the news
you know and it might be like gangs of
any type but
you know it just doesn't make the news
whereas you know obviously i remember
when
you know i lived back in england you had
anything like that it'd be you know the
top story for like three four days on
the news
but here it just doesn't you know a lot
of um
associative crime just kind of goes
unnoticed a lot of the time but they
still have
bad rep over overall here you know like
biker gangs as they think
you know it's these people who are just
going around causing trouble
and a lot of the time i mean just like
you said you know it's like
just like in england you know a bunch of
grey-haired people who just want to go
for a ride with their mates
you know the weekend and that's how it
really is for the majority of people
here as well you know it's just a bunch
of people who
you know they go out buy a harley and
especially you know here in the states
and here in texas
you know you've got so much open roads
so many places you can go and ride
and people just want to do it you know
and have fun
but it's got so this is associative like
imagery with it
where people just think oh right yeah
they're out there to cause trouble but
you know you've got
some ex-insurance agent or real estate
guy here he just wants to get a ride
with us you know
his mate at the weekend you know from
the police's point of view
you know if you're in the police you
need people to police
you need targets to investigate you need
you know
an enemy almost to be to be looking at
and
well it's easy now because you're not
wearing a mask mate they could knock on
your door any moment
right now yeah well most of the time i
do wear a musk you know so you know
i'm saying to max it's really weird yeah
yeah yeah yeah
to go into the post office i've never
i've never
got round the fact of like uh
identifying people by their eyes
but now it's having to be a kind of oh
that's who that is you know and we can't
see the bottom half of their face
but it's it's it's it's weird from that
point of view over here at the moment
now it's um
it is a weird thing in terms of you know
we have a lot more asians
over here and for whatever reason they
kind of bring that part of their culture
over them so i've
i've seen i mean i lived up in the
northeast for quite a while when i first
came over here to the states and so i
was used to
you know when i used to go into like you
know new york like
going to manhattan like two three times
a week you know i'd see a lot of asian
people wearing masks i mean they were
germaphobes
a lot of the time and so it wasn't super
bizarre
obviously in england i think you know
unless somebody was operating on you you
never saw anybody wear a mask
no until
i think the first the first time i
noticed somebody wearing a mask was in
march
and i was at a trade fair and two people
came round this trade fair wearing this
is right the beginning of march just
before it really hit over there
two people came around wearing masks and
we're all standing there thinking
they're overreacting a bit aren't they
right yeah
a month later you know it's it's mask
city everywhere so
yeah i mean it's a bizarre thing but um
yeah kind of as the chef probably told
you we kind of drift off topic a little
bit sometimes
yeah know um yeah um
you should hear some of our expert
science uh
topics if you haven't listened to any of
our podcasts on very specific science
topics you need to listen to some of
them because
you will learn everything and nothing
about the topic well that's typical with
any of our podcasts
yeah we we obviously learned that having
uh
you know three of us on a podcast that
we still have to sit in different rooms
and then
you know i don't know we're gonna have
to listen back because i think we might
have lost some of this because i forgot
to bring my hot spot into the other room
so uh we'll just have to figure that out
when we get there
but we but we also for the first three
weeks had our microphones turned the
wrong way around so
that is true a little little known fact
when we first started the podcast we
bought
some microphones and everything and no
kidding we had them turned around
backwards for
what whatever it was like the first few
weeks and we couldn't figure out why the
sound was so bad and
so we finally decided hey let's ask
google and sure enough we had the
microphones backwards uh the
little dynamic bikes that hang down once
we turned them around all of a sudden
hey this sounds a lot better
now it's in still with us because it's
not on the screen
oh you're still here all right you just
spit from the screen because otherwise
the shepherd might as well just come
back here and sit opposite me if you
like you've gone
yeah i know uh i'm not going to sit that
close to you
well it's it's it's the smooth
professionalism of it all yeah
it's just really impressive it is it's
like uh it's like the bbc when it had
some credibility
um now in what i did want to ask you i
mean
how do you market your books do you now
i mean obviously with social media
because
you know again like you know 10 years
ago 15 years ago there wasn't
this ability to be able to easily
connect
with groups or the like mindset but now
i mean obviously you go on instagram you
go on facebook twitter whatever and you
can find these groups of people and it's
like really there's that many people who
like you know
taking squirrels out to eat in a
restaurant but i mean
it's a much easier way to find your
audience now and and it's
you know in terms of how you market your
books i mean what route do you go
given i think it's easier you know i
think it's easier to find
identify an audience to market to but
actually i think it can be more
difficult in some ways because there is
just so much noise out there
and there's only so many times you can
put out a tweet that says buy my book
it's brilliant
before people turn off and what you've
actually got to do is you've got to
engage
with an audience and you've got to be
talking to that audience and you know i
don't know
i don't know about max but i mean
basically i started writing because i'm
anti-social and just like being on my
own and shutting the door and telling
the world to sod off
you know and then suddenly you've got to
convert yourself into this social animal
that goes out and sort of
talks to people and that's you know as a
writer that's really not what i do
um so there is a there is a bit of a a
dichotomy
in what writers have to do i think quite
often right
but you have to engage you have to get
out there and engage with them
with an audience and build a
relationship with them
and that takes a lot of time and a lot
of doing to be honest
much more time than writing the bloody
books right and i think
you know it's the same issue with you
know when you look at
music right you used to have to have a
representative you had to have a record
label and now anybody can release a song
on itunes
and the problem is it's not you being
able to get a platform the problem is
that you're merged in with a whole bunch
of people whose stuff might be crap
and now your issue is how do you get
people to actually realize your stuff is
good
and like you said it's not just noise i
mean you can
you might be the 90th person you know
within a month to say hey i've written a
book about
you know motorcycle clubs or whatever
but how do you differentiate yourself
in this platform now given anybody can
literally just write it down on a piece
of a4 paper
and be like hey yeah i've published a
book you've got to get you've got to
have
it's visibility they have to be able to
find you
and then once you once they've found you
it's got its credibility
so you have to have um a professionally
produced product
and you have to have the social proof of
people leaving reviews etc so when i
when i first published my book uh the
heavy duty people you know i did a
homemade cover
whack whack oops you know big mistake so
now now if you go to buy it's got a
professionally produced cover that's
been
created by a professional book designer
because you're
you know you're on amazon you're
competing against all the other books
that have been written by everybody else
uh and you get that
if you can persuade somebody to get to
or lead them to your
page on amazon you know they're gonna
see a picture of your cover which is
about yay big
they're going to see about four lines of
the blurb and they're going to see how
many stars it's got in terms of reviews
and that's it you know that's that's the
decision on which potentially they're
going to make a decision is this worth
me
even looking at the what's inside and
reading the first couple of pages or not
well you've got to be as professional as
possible about that yeah
well i had a book published about a
hedgehog who lived in a burnt out
car who went on raves at the weekend so
i mean i know it's not
hard you know to kind of get a book
published but
it's a weird scenario that there's now
so many avenues of distribution all
these different channels of a
distribution but it's
almost harder than it used to be maybe
20 or 30 years ago because
again you're competing against these
people who just put out crap and it's
the same thing like the tv
you know you you used to turn on the tv
you know you might like a show didn't
like a show whatever
but now there's so many channels and so
much crap it's like
you know you put out something quality
how do you get it noticed
i mean if you think about i i had
somebody call me up
last week for a chat it was son of a
friend and they they were asking me so
how do i make a career writing
and i said well i've got three bits of
advice for you one is one is get writing
the second is get marketing and the
third is get lucky and
but you can make your own luck by what
you do in terms of promotion
yeah but if you if you if you think
about people people's questions the
follow-up question was then well
yeah um how do i sell my books how do i
make sure my books sell i turn that on
its head and say okay
what makes you buy a book there's i
think there's probably about five
different things that would do that
what makes you buy a book it's by
somebody you've read before and you
liked it so you're going to buy the next
one
you might even be gagging waiting for
the next one to come come out
but you know so you've got to become an
established author and build that fan
base and then it starts to work for you
you might see a review in the papers
that gives oh that sounds interesting
i'll have a look at that
you might see something that's a that
has been made into a tv show or a film
and you think oh i enjoyed that i wonder
what the book's like
or you might pick it up in a bookshop
because you like the cover
oh the blurb sounds interesting i'll
flick through the first few pages oh
that sounds engaging i'll go and buy it
but you've got to get into bookshops for
that to happen
and the fifth way the fifth reason and
the one that i think is probably the
most powerful
is because you know max here says
oh i've just read this book i think
you'd enjoy it you ought to read it
and that word of mouth yeah yeah one
some somebody you don't know talking to
somebody else you don't know saying you
ought to read this book
that is the most powerful but it's one
of the most difficult things to actually
get to happen
you know organically i mean like do you
have
um i guess a breakdown of demographics
because i guarantee you like people here
you know the states reading the stories
about british
you know biker clubs and stuff would
find it very interesting because there
are a dime a dozen here
but they probably think oh it doesn't
happen overseas you know you don't have
you know biker clubs and all that i mean
have you had i mean i don't know sales
wise
you know you have all that information i
mean has it been very successful kind of
more overseas than
kind of domestically it's it's i would i
was
yes you get the stats because if you're
publishing through a platform like
amazon you get the stats about books and
kindle sales etc so you can track you
can actually track it now quite
accurately which is quite
useful and i i get probably about
equal sales between the us which is
obviously a much bigger market
and the uk which is my domestic market
but yes so i do get
a reasonable number of sales in the us
and canada and
you could you can see if you go on to to
amazon you'll see that sort of numbers
of reviews
across the us and and the uk are
relatively similar so i'm getting the
same sort of feedback and traction
so and and it's it's interesting some of
the some of the feedback and reviews
from the states are oh yeah it's
interesting to see what's happening in
the uk in terms of club scene
or god i bet it's bloody cold riding a
bike
um so it's it's and i get feedback from
sort of club type members in the states
every so often which is quite
interesting
i've had more i've had more feedback
from
people in the life in the states than i
have from the uk and it's it's weird
sometimes where the demographic comes
from i mean
one of our most successful podcasts has
been
from a lady who works at our local
library and she's almost got like twice
as many views on youtube
for that episode as all the other
episodes we've done
and some of our other ones have been
like absolute classics but for some
reason we interviewed this woman from
the local library
and yeah she's she's currently like
twice as many people
viewing it but i think sometimes there's
that
if it's a little bit out of the ordinary
you know
people kind of like they like what you
do and it's a little bit out of the
ordinary but all right yeah
this is going to be a little bit weird
but i'll listen to it and that and like
i said that's why i thought that
probably you know maybe your audience
over here
from you know americans where biker
clubs are not
you know a big thing or it's not out the
normal i mean probably everybody here
knows somebody in a club
you know it would be kind of wow like
in england they have like bike clubs and
stuff because i mean you know
i mean you go on a day trip here right
and it takes
it can take you 13 hours to go from one
part of our state
to the top part of the state whereas in
england you know you drive six hours
you're going to be like getting wet
pretty quick
you're driving in the ocean um and so
it's like and also the roads i mean
you know there's not that many back
roads non-congested roads and stuff in
england i mean what
what type of um routes do people in
england go i mean
are there kind of like general routes
they go on which are like
biker routes in england most most
areas most areas will have
the place that the bikers go on a
saturday or sunday for a run
so i live up in the northeast of england
so if you are a biker from newcastle or
sunderland the city is on the coast in
the northeast
if you're going out on a saturday sunday
you will bloody geordies and mackins
[Laughter]
you know because hey here i i knew this
was going to happen the british guys are
just going to go off
it took only 30 minutes before you start
talking about stuff i have no idea what
you're talking about
but yeah honestly i thought it would be
a shorter time
we'll provide subtitles yeah yeah
please send me like a little you know
decipher
script so i know what y'all are talking
about yeah
um but it's like the the people from the
cities on the coast they will go
there used to be a a cafe right on top
of the hills on the north pennines
that people would just descend upon on a
saturday sunday
where i grew up just south of london
people would go to box hill
um which is down towards stalking and
then you know every so often there'd be
a big ride from there down to brighton
on the coast so there are there are
places where bikers go together because
that's where other bikers are
and you can get a decent bacon buddy now
where do people go
um biking in the northeast because i've
been there plenty i actually dated a
girl from uh
walker in newcastle you know where that
is yeah that's a rough part in newcastle
and she was a rough girl to be honest
but um yeah where did people go biking
up in the north
as i say they they'll go up to the north
pennines austin
people from middlesbrough will go across
the um the north york malls
and if you'll if you're up for riding
further afield
um there's a thing called the north west
500 now which is a route
that goes all the way around the north
coast of scotland um sort of basically
up
from loch ness and just goes all the big
tour around scotland
and it's absolutely beautiful yeah yeah
and there are some
you know quite well deserted roads up
that way so yeah now
i mean i mean i know obviously the
climate's crap but
you know up in a scotland i would think
there might be some nice
kind of places i mean i know the
weather's horrible but
i mean that in scotland i would think
there might be some nice kind of
secluded places you can go
you know at least a little bit of
variety you know a little bit
mountainous
and stuff i mean yeah yeah
there's some beautiful roads up in
scotland to go yeah i mean it's hard
trying to explain
scotland to americans because they kind
of like said they don't know they're
different between scotland and ireland
they think
and whales and stuff they think it's all
like jammed into one little
kind of circle um but well no scotland's
where they wear kilts all the time
that's pretty much what americans know
24 7 24
7. yeah okay yeah that's how you
recognize scottish people they're not
wearing a kilt they're not scottish yeah
and the irish people are drunk right
that's 100 facts okay see
we studied history over here
yeah i mean you gotta stick with what
you know basically but um
no i mean it's you know it's hard
because i
i got a sports car when i was pretty
young because i was playing soccer you
know i played professional soccer and
they stupidly gave me a bunch of money
and so i went out and bought
you know a really expensive sports car
but then
mg [ __ ] no oh well it should have been
because the roads in
england is so narrow it's actually
perfect for bikers
because you know you've only got like
two feet either side of you
but i just didn't have places to go and
drive it and get up to a speed and it
was just like driving a regular car and
you know built up neighborhood and so
you know you think with bikers you know
again as i was saying to ian earlier
like you know even in texas here in
north texas i mean you only have to go
here there like 10 miles one direction
and you've got beautiful open roads you
just don't
have that in england but there are
certain parts of you know the use
we have a thing called benz yeah yeah
it's
yeah we quite enjoyed bloody romans
blame the bloody romans for that stuff
because they were supposed to make
straight roads didn't always happen
but um no but i mean depending i mean i
can't imagine like growing up in
birmingham
birmingham and joining a bike club
because there's not really anywhere to
go on that
partly gonna have to catch a train for
like two hours to go
somewhere and like go on a good ride
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i lived in birmingham for a while we
found places to go yeah i mean it's
but it is more difficult i mean there
aren't you know there aren't
really kind of the open roads or
straight roads and places places we can
get away with like
driving at like 90 miles per hour like
here
you can do that literally within 10
minutes like in england
there's not that many places you can go
out and be like all right i'm just going
to put my foot down on the gas and i'm
just going to go for it yeah
it i mean the uk is obviously a smaller
country
than the u.s and there is less space it
is more built up but there are still
nice nice places that are remote to go
to and to ride
um and you know british biker culture
with the rockers was and still is i
suppose
quite an urban thing in some ways you
know cafe races
uh racing between cafes on a roads uh
and
your british motorcycling culture is
much more
focused on you know the twisty bits the
bends
and the variety of riding rather than
just blasting a long distance
in a straight line and so there's not
there's there's quite a big
a lot of the biker culture over here is
around sports bikes rather than cruisers
for example yeah
because it's about you know having fun
around the twisty bits right
yeah now did you have um
i know uh you know obviously growing up
in england but like not many americans
know about the whole thing you know
about the mods and the rockers because
you keep talking about the rockers right
there bikes but
you know there was a huge thing for
maybe three decades with the mods and
the scooters
and you know they'd go obviously on
these you know day trips especially in
the south of
england you know that and that part of
culture i don't think i've ever ever
heard over here
in in the states but i mean it used to
be a big thing
over there in the uk you know the mods i
mean yeah on one of my
in one of my books i do i have a story
which is set in two time periods
and one of those time periods is the 60s
and it's around
rockers and mods and the sort of early
days of
club type culture taking root in the uk
and then the modern the modern era is
somebody
investigating something that comes out
of that so it was really quite
interesting to go and
do some research into the mod rocker
culture and all the issues around
fighting on the beaches of bank holiday
weekends etc and
do some digging into the reality of that
because i think the reality of it is
actually quite different from the public
perception of it people didn't grow up
in a mod town and suddenly meet somebody
who'd grown up in a rocker town you know
these were people who went to school
together
and you know some of them go into modern
some of them go into you know yeah
west side story yeah well so
so help the american out here what's a
mod town what's a rocker town
right so okay so mods mods and rockers
were two
youth cultures in the 60s in the uk so
rockers
were essentially bikers who were
interested in
american music they'd be wearing black
leather jackets they would ride
motorcycles mods
were um people who were very interested
in
in fashion who dress smartly were
interested in european styles they would
wear suits
um and they would ride scooters
and they would generally have where
often wear parker's over their suits to
protect the smart
clothes they were wearing and they were
into sort of european culture and blues
music
and speed uh in terms of the drug
and so there were two youth cultures one
quite sort of american
bikery orientated and one european smart
culturally orientated and they famous
famously in the uk um there were a
number of
battles at bank holiday weekends where
mods and rockers would have fights at
the seaside and if if you've come across
the film quadrophenia
that's that's the classic film about
that scenario soundtrack by the who it
was um
and that's the thing i mean shepard mod
came from the word modern
right and that's what insane yeah they
were very kind of cosmopolitan
and stuff but you know like bands like
the who and the jam
and the stuff i mean really
well i mean earlier than that but i mean
you go to small faces everybody else i
mean there were
there was actually a music scene which
these different bike groups would
actually adopt
you know and they would follow it and i
mean it was a weird thing
um i know you know they see him but like
with the mods and on their scooters
for whatever reason somebody come up
with like how many
wing mirrors can i put on my bike and
you would you would have these like
mod skaters and it would have like 14
mirrors on it and it's like where did
this come from because the biker thing
you could understand because they were
copying another culture
but the mod thing came up and it was
like you know i know it came from
i guess copying the stuff from you know
like
mainly venice in italy and some of the
parisians in france and that's where the
whole scuba culture came from
but all of a sudden it's like yeah i'm
just going to have 14 mirrors on my bike
you see how that goes you know yeah
because nobody nobody likes driving into
the sun because you can't see but when
you have 14 mirrors it's like
it's no worse even driving away from the
sun
if you you have you have the same sort
of i can see the same ethos in the
dresser type culture because there are
you know there are subsets of the biker
culture which are all about decoration
and dressing the bikes etc
yeah so it's just one of these things
that's became a sort of fetish and then
sort of
grew and grew and grew yeah for some
strange reason the other day i thought
this do you um
how old are you ian you announce it
56 right well i'm younger than that
but do you remember that um david essex
movie uh silver dream machine
oh god i have a dream silver durian
machine
that was that was the first uh
single i bought that silver dream
machine
thing and that was actually the first
movie about i know it was about
you know he was you know a biker and
going all these races and stuff but that
was actually the first time
you know i was aware of like oh my
goodness so people actually buy these
and actually go on races is actually uh
you know i think because here we don't
we don't really have bike races in
england i mean it's a bigger thing
than it is here i mean which is
surprising but we don't have you know
the kind of f1
equivalent of bike races you know
whereas in england you you would have
that you know
what was it like barry sheen was he's
the bigger
boy with a bike racing yeah so you were
in uk you've got again you've got you
have a cafe racer culture
and it has a natural interest in bike
racing so yeah there is a big bike
racing scene
and then culturally we have the tt
over in the isle of man right um so
you know a week two week long festival
of road motorcycling road racing
on roads and people doing extraordinary
speeds
around yeah ordinary roads you know past
brick
you know brick walls and yeah absolutely
terrible
hairpin bends on that stuff yeah i've
watched those tt
rhythms on the isle of man it's like oh
my goodness it's like
you better have some belief in god
because yeah the speech they get up to
going around those things now
shepard you're still online mate yeah i
i'm
still here just still sitting there in
the toilet yeah
yeah here in the back room was there
ever kind of any
racing culture that you grew up with
when you started
you know riding bikes and stuff was
there a racing culture
no not really i mean you you do have
some of the
you know what we call the slant bikes or
the crotch rockets basically
you know they like to go out and they
like to pop wheelies on the
interstate and and do all that and there
is a little bit of
motorcycle racing culture but not like
it is
overseas uh it's it's more
you know the asian bikes you know the
suzukis the hondas the
yeah well that was just that was the
same in england it was the yamaha
i mean i think ian is that still over
there now like yamaha and suzuki like
the main
i mean the the japanese have come to
dominate
you know make the production of bikes
um so they dominate um the the racing
scene as well
with with some exceptions so i think um
bmw's been quite successful at times um
you've got
triumph having a go every so often
somebody brings out a new norton and
there's a go with that
um but yes the japanese they've just got
the muscle these days
yeah well it's the cost as well i mean
like you look at the bmw i mean basic
street bike compared to like buying a
entry-level yamaha and it's like a third
of the cost i mean
and that that was always the case i mean
you know if you had a teenager wanting
to buy a bike
you know go out and buy a you know
yamaha
you know here it's um you know you have
like harley davidson
and it's like yeah if you you know buy a
harley you know you're
kind of you know you got this kind of
prestige in england you didn't really
have that
you didn't really have a bike label that
people knew that like oh yeah i've got a
bike and people would ask oh what type
of bike is it and it'd be
you know a classic type bike i mean
because
again most people just had the crutch
rockets had the yamaha they had all
their stuff but
yeah when i when i was growing up you
had the
you had the sort of brick sheet versus
jack crap um so yeah
you had the the it was towards the end
to be honest it was towards the end of
that
because you didn't meet many people who
had british bikes because they were all
sort of
the manufacturers were basically on
their last legs
and the structure of how you how you
could get a bike so
you could only get a moped at a certain
age and then once you got to to
17 you could get a 250 and then once you
passed your test on that then you could
get something bigger
the problem being that the only people
making the 250s and the mopeds etc were
the japanese so everybody effectively
was starting out on japanese
and then kept going on japanese because
you couldn't yeah you weren't going to
get a 250 harley davidson
they just didn't exist now i don't know
if the shepherd knows what a moped is
i do i do know what am i no it's like
it i think the very definition of a
moped should be
if you can actually cycle faster on a
mountain bike
manually than you know
a moped i mean the mopeds in england
like when you got them
i think they had a top speed like
between 18 and 22 miles per hour
which is why anybody could buy them i
mean you could literally
pedal a bike faster than a freaking
moped and that's why
it was really easy when they
they they did get up just being able to
do a speed of about 50 miles an hour
yeah because they fell off a cliff
then they brought in a restriction and
they they were limited
so they would only do 30 miles an hour
and so when i was 16
i got a moped and it would do 30 miles
an hour yeah
so i decided the really bright thing to
do would be i go long distance touring
on it
so i i packed all my stuff onto the back
of it and i went from london down to
cornwall on this thing
on a tour nine days
just about i mean it's like it's like
300 yeah
250 300 miles each way yeah that does
looking back it was slightly painful
yeah well that was always the thing
about how did you get the top speed out
of a moped it was like push it over a
cliff i mean
if it reached terminal velocity that was
a stop speed
but yeah i mean the good thing about it
was i mean you know when we have people
over there
you know still buying it when they're in
school you know they're like oh they've
got a moped and they're driving it
around but then you know i'd
be peddling on the bike and i'd be like
overtaking them
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well moving on from bikes ian uh
you know it we could probably sit here
and talk about bikes for hours
obviously tristan who doesn't have a
motorcycle right now
is much more enthralled with it than i
am asking all the questions but that hey
that's fine that's fine but
still a guy max said for him by the way
yeah i know i do
well you forced me into the back room
here you were being lazy
typically it looks good they don't okay
ian do you like that logo
yeah it looks fantastic we paid somebody
five dollars to make that logo so
two two pounds fifty
pennies to make that little logo and
they did it for us
i can i can see where the money's gone
in this production yeah yeah yeah it can
be and it's like
wait wait wait wait wait ninety percent
of our budget
on the block yeah and as long as you
don't as long as you don't zoom into it
too much [ __ ] still looks really good
yeah but once you start zooming into it
even those circles like get a little bit
fuzzy but
yeah just a little bit yeah so uh bad
press inc uh other other than your bite
or your books and uh what what all's
going on with bad press inc
what what about what you got going
okay so bad press so i i set up my own
publishing house to publish my stuff
which was
i called bad hyphen press dot co dot uk
and and i had in order to just
publicize stuff i'd put some stickers on
the back of my car
um with the logo and we were sat
my wife and i were sat at a roundabout
waiting to pull onto a roundabout
one day to go into stores to go shopping
and there was this bang on the window
and there was this guy who was
black long hair tattoos everywhere
banging on the window and my wife ran
around the window down and he said
are you a publisher i said well yeah
sort of
and and we proceeded to have this
conversation out the window with this
jack who then
we ran into in the car park when we when
we were going into the shops
and he's um he was a uh or he is
an ex punk goth glam glam punk rock
singer um
who who ran a band called um spit like
this
and uh was was very successful in sort
of that
that that field and had written his
autobiography which seemed to be doing
quite well and got onto the bestseller
list
in amazon and his girlfriend who's in
the band
and we just started chatting about
publishing and
having been involved in producing books
for quite some time
you know i knew a fair bit about how the
publishing industry works and you know
how you got stuff
produced to be uh so it could be sold
through shops etc
and my wife pat is a professional copy
editor and proofreader which is always
handy to have in the background frankly
but neither of us felt that we were
particularly good at the marketing side
of it i mean i'm you know i've made a go
of marketing my own stuff but not so i
would go out and sort of sell myself as
as as a marketing guru whereas this guy
and his girlfriend have come from being
quite successful in marketing themselves
and develop developing a following as a
rock group
they also both run internet-based
companies that sell so internet trading
companies so marketing etc
and eventually over various chats we
decided well actually yes
why don't we pull together a publishing
company to publish stuff that we would
like to read that nobody else seems to
be publishing
so we set up bad press.inc
and then started to look for people who
had weird and wonderful things that we
could publish
so we're up to five five published
authors so far we've got another
three that are coming out uh over them
over
the first part of 2021 and we've got a
follow-up to one of our authors books uh
so a second in a series that's going to
come out
um towards the back end of 2021
and we're just having a ball it's quite
it's great fun
is it still hard over there to do stuff
like that because like here
you go online you spend like 9.99
you've got a publishing house you've got
this and that is it still really
difficult over there to kind of do
things or is it now easy to set up
like it's it is easy to set
up but you i come back to what we were
talking about before if you're going to
do it
you have to treat it as a business and
you have to produce
a good product so um
you know we are you know when we sign
somebody up
i am committing us to spending
several thousands of pounds on
producing a decent book and marketing
and promoting that book
we have a retained pr professional that
we pay
who is out there networking to bloggers
etc to try and get reviews for books you
know
at the moment it's just a huge money pit
to be honest yeah yeah
in which we just pour ever-increasing
amounts of money
um but you know it's great fun and
what you're doing is you're building a
portfolio of books
and a portfolio of authors and it's a
bit like being a venture capitalist in
some ways
or being a record producer you're sort
of you're looking for artists
who have got something that is good
that you think will have a market
and you're looking for artists who you
think if i support them
they can go out and sell their product
etc but again
it goes back to what you were saying
earlier about you know that kind of
lucky thing
you know when somebody gets noticed i
mean you never know
you know who's who the lucky client is
going to be
and how they hit that niche and yeah so
we
so of the of the first four we published
so the first one was a sort of comic
horror
thing which i thought was quite
commercial i thought it was
it was potentially something that would
hit sort of stephen king and
and terry pratchett type fans so we we
put out that it's called the axe and
grindstone
and it's sold all right but it's not set
in the world on fire
um the second thing we put out was a was
a book called clear
which is in some ways it's quite a
literary thing it's it's
it's a sort of almost a prose poem about
the cd underbelly of london and i think
it is absolutely brilliant
and about half a dozen people around the
world have bought a copy
so you know it's it's fun i think it's a
great book but just getting it to market
and getting people to engage with is is
very difficult and then the third one we
put out
is called while nobody is watching and
it's a book
by an irish woman who was in the irish
army
and served in peacekeeping forces in
lebanon
and she's come back to the uk has gone
back to ireland
and she's written a book based in cork
where she lives
and it's about somebody who comes back
from from the wars
with ptsd and it's a great little
psychological thriller
and that's really doing very well so
that's been picked up by an american
publisher so it's going to come out in
the states
by an american publisher in april
um we've got a um she's right she's
written
or halfway more or less written um a a
follow-up
using the same character so we're
starting to potentially build a series
she's she's networking like a gooden you
know
i'm waiting to find that the irish army
has ordered one for every soldier in it
and because that's the way that's sort
of trying to happen
um she's but she's in with the irish
army's pr department who are talking to
her about
you know she goes on things to talk
about i was an ex-soldier and here's
what i'm doing
and we're in negotiations uh
there's a there's a couple of tv
producers who've picked it up
and we've have an initial what's called
a shopping agreement signed which is
allows them to go out and see if they
can find the funding to do tv property
full tv development on it so
that one as a little project potentially
is
is a gem but you you you're you have to
treat them as a portfolio
right and realize that you know you're
looking for the hits
the hit or the hits that are really
going to pay yeah but you have to put
money into a number of things that you
know
may not work yeah and you have to you
have to work with the authors
as to how they are going to get their
marketing you you you talked about
marketing early on it's what you keep
going back to with publishing so
we've got um we've got a thing called me
and the monkey
dot co dot uk uh which is a story
about a monkey who is essentially the
spirit of chaos
uh and he's into smoking cigars drinking
jack daniels and
as much heavy firepower as they can get
his hands on and we're publishing that
as a daily
essentially a daily blog and it sounds
like i wrote to be honest yeah
so come back every day on facebook and
every day on twitter
you'll see a bit about me and the monkey
yeah and then
people can subscribe to get a weekly
update and then in due course
um there will be a book produced which
is essentially the whole story that's
being told through this blog
and we have then uh a follow-up that's
being done from that et cetera
so now if you try to go hang on now not
just
anything but uh me and the monkey kind
of looks
like the wolf yeah you never met him
until today
but that's actually kind of creepy if
you look it up it it
the me and the monkey kind of looks like
the wolf i i got
outside of the wanking i don't think we
have anything in common
but um one of the things i was going to
actually ask you in
like i i mean i know we did you know
obviously touch upon martin and stuff
and
you know the over saturation in terms of
anybody
can push anything out there
have you tried like i don't know because
we interviewed like a guy
we really didn't know i mean he
it was a guy who got a couple of amazon
shows
and stuff a guy named jay davis really
funny
fantastic dude and you know he started
doing like
cartoons and stuff he had this animation
just to kind of
hit all these different avenues so when
you kind of
you know putting something out there
which like
you know you know you're going to come
up against all this drafts but sometimes
getting your head upon the drafts it's
like hard because
it it's hard to kind of get something
quality out there so i mean
have you looked to i don't know maybe
like
other ways to just try and
get things out there i mean because i
said there's so many different mediums
i mean you know if you really want to
push something
i mean it it's both easy and hard
because you look at some of the stuff
which is successful when you're like
i would not pay one cent for this but
then you look at some of the stuff which
is
not successful and it's like brilliant
but like
it's almost an accidental
discovery sometimes when you find some
brilliant stuff you know
yeah it's it's it's i mean we
we spend we spend money on
um making sure we've got a good product
so the monkey for example so we have a
professional cartoonist who is doing the
illustrations to that and
there's a new illustration every week
illustrating you know a theme
a an event that's happening in it um
in terms of getting it out into the
marketplace and
and spreading the message i've dabbled
in the past with video i've dabbled in
the past with
you know just blasting stuff out i've
doubled in the past with
doing paid for advertising um
you can spend a lot of money doing
stuff and not getting much of a return
and i think you also have to do the
stuff that
works for you it has to be something you
enjoy
and that you will be able to commit to
and carry on doing because you enjoy
doing it
because otherwise you'll do it for a bit
and then it will just
fade away yeah um so we we look to work
with our authors and say okay so what is
going to work for you as an author
so michelle for example she is much to
her surprise
she is very good at networking so
fantastic network like billy
go and see all your local bookshops um
you know talk to the irish army's pr
department
see if you can get onto the into the
irish army's internal magazine etc
andy who is um who writes the monkey
book
he is he is um a designer by trade
um he does sort of animation type stuff
in his
ordinary work so he's experimenting and
doing stuff on instagram
uh and pinterest and youtube to to
to create content to try and uh market
it and then obviously we've got to say
we've got our professional pr guy
who is out talking to the bloggers he's
talking to the press
but you know it's very difficult to get
into the mainstream press but it really
works if you can do it
yeah i mean on my my books i got i
managed to get one mention for about a
paragraph
in the guardian one year and off the
back of that
i got sales my sales went up by about
four or five hundred percent for two
months
and off the back of that i then got
um three inquiries about the film rights
right
one from one from a director and two
from two production companies
and eventually ended up getting getting
optioned off one mentioned in the
national newspaper
and i've never managed to get mentioned
in the national newspaper since now now
if you've
now if you looked at in terms of like
getting like an
adaptation as such or just like getting
somebody to do like
either a tv or because again it's like
we go back to
obviously when you and i grow up and we
only had like three tv channels and then
channel four came in which wasn't much
better
but now there's so many tv channels do
you think
that like maybe getting an adaptation of
your work if you could find somebody to
do it and put it into a
yeah well that kind of format would be
that they would be great uh and i'm in
year six of development hell
or is it year seven year seven i think
of development hell with um
with the the biker books because they
they got options for tv so
they got option for tv by by a
production company
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the development funding was funded by
one of the big channels
so they went through a three-year
process to develop
a pilot episode script a series outline
etc
you got to the end of that process and
the channel that had put up the money
for it said
nah we will pass so then there's been a
sort of three year period where
the screenwriter who had been hired to
do
this has then been out trying to sell
the project into other pub into
other tv companies um i mean
you've got to remember well so i i think
that the
i think the network put up somewhere
around 50 grand or so to do the
development piece that they understand
just walked away from
it was being developed as an eight-part
one-hour tv series and the rule of thumb
i was told at the time
was for every hour of tv time you see
the budget is about a million quid so
what was being asked was for somebody to
write a check for eight million quid
to make this series yeah and commit to
that level expenditure
which is why i you know i'm not
completely surprised that a lot of
things fall away because you know
you've got to be pretty sure it's going
to work before you write your check for
eight million quid
so if you see if you go into this final
trilogy
what are you going to do differently i
mean knowing knowing for me first
bunch of books what you're going to do
differently going into these
last three books if you write the spinal
trilogy
well what are you going to do i've
written so i've written
i've now written six books in this
series so the first three
are a sort of self-contained set they
turned into
the next three are books that are set in
the world or have some of the characters
but
each standalone type stories and the
last one
that i want i've got a plot for
effectively
picks all of those up and brings them
all together and meshes them all
together
so you have something that that answers
some of the questions that have been
hanging around since the first one
and the problem i've got really is as i
say i've tried writing it about three
different times
and i've got stuck each time for
different reasons and i'm starting to
wonder whether i don't really want to
write the seventh one because i don't
want it to be over
well when that point i mean when you get
you know that especially the topic
you're writing about
there's not really an end game is that
there is an evolution i mean when you
talk about
biking i mean there's an evolution i
mean there's you know
biker clubs and keep going and blah blah
blah there's not really an end game to
anything
so when you whether you invent specific
characters or whatever you have to have
i don't know i mean
just something where you're going to
kind of like come to a combination of
like
look this is what life is like in this
environment
and it was yeah i mean the reason i say
the reason for writing the first one
was i was interested in the subject and
i felt nobody was writing anything that
took it seriously so i thought
i wanted to write something that
explored you know why somebody might get
involved in that sort of
environment what it might mean for them
and then
then the second one was very
character-led because you had a couple
of characters who came out of the first
one and interacted and they went and did
things
and then the characters that had come
into the second one
carried it along to a to a natural
conclusion
so you were following individuals as it
were or i felt i was following
individuals when writing it
and then when i when i came to do the
the first one that was sort of out of
series
i was interested each one of the other
ones i've been interested in something
specific
and sometimes it's about you know why
how do you know who to trust
or why do you believe something uh or
why why would you believe one of
authority and another authority and and
the characters
that i've the characters sort of help me
ride a ride through that and leave the
story through it
but once the story started the
characters are off and running
and none of the other books have ended
up where i thought they were going to
end up
because the characters have started to
do it and the character's own logic and
how they interact with other people have
just taken them in places that yeah
i wasn't expecting um so
it's a bit difficult for me to do too
much planning about what i'm going to
write because
i don't know how i don't know what
they're going to do which is
sounds a bit weird i know but that's the
that's the reality of it
now i mean you know avoiding the whole
fast and the furious
type timeline
it's again it's hard to go
somewhere without over explaining
i can't remember the name of the word
now but
you know you can explain the lifestyle
of say like a biker
you get to a point it's like this is for
you already for it's not because like
over here like as
i said earlier right people get to a
certain age it's like i'm gonna buy a
bike i'm gonna go on the open road and
it's not
necessarily even a lifestyle it's just a
kind of
parkside hobby whereas you know in
england
it it is something a little bit more
because it's harder to get into
it's harder to you know affiliate with
like people who
you know into this lifestyle and stuff
and it's harder to get i think
the one the one percent the one
percenter lifestyle is i mean
i say it's a very serious lifestyle it's
not something you right
pick up and drop by accident exactly
here it is
and that's why i think it's uh i think
your story there
is far more interest than it would be
here because here
it's not one percent in here people can
just like do it on a weekend and it's
like oh
there are a lot of people who like are
not bikers but they go buy bikes right
so they're not bikers yeah yeah we have
what we call the weekend warrior
over here yeah to be quite honest i mean
that's what i was i i was in a club but
it wasn't a one percent club by any
means i enjoyed riding my harley still
enjoy riding my harley now
but i i wasn't wanting to get into that
mixed up world because you know i had a
wife and a family and everything else i
i just wanted to ride my bike and have a
good time drink some beers with some
people
you know play some shuffleboard play
some pool and
and have a good time and that was it i
didn't want to devote my life
to that whole world but there are people
that still
even in this you know even in the u.s
and
when uh how what was the the tuttle
family you know the
american biker whatever show that was
when choppers were real
big and all of a sudden you know there
was a waiting list for harley's and
everything you know
that time has faded in the u.s
bikes are kind of going by the wayside i
mean you still see them
but harley-davidson they're suffering
not
not as many people are buying bikes the
you see fewer and fewer on the road and
you know there's too many other things
like
boats or or whatever else that somebody
wants to go do
that the bike thing is pretty much dead
now
it's still a wild hogs type thing it
really is
it really is like that smoothie you know
yeah in
that was kind of my outlook on it too i
i liked the
biker part of it but it was never just
enormous for me uh i i like doing it i
like my bike i love riding my bike but
the camaraderie is good but it
that whole aspect has faded off
in the united states over say the last
10
15 years it's just not as big as it used
to be
yeah it's the same over here it's it's
to say it's an a it's an aging hobby for
people
and i think coming back to your point
about the seriousness or the point about
the seriousness of the
club lifestyle i think it's interesting
that
there's a lot there seems to be quite a
large contingent who are ex-military
who have come out of the forces and are
looking for the same sort of
very strong camaraderie that they
experience in the forces as a
substitute family and i think there's a
lot of that happened
with the initial clubs those guys came
back from war they were looking for that
excitement they were looking for
something that
would get them away from the just drab
part of everyday life and hopping on a
bike going 80 miles an hour with
somebody
two foot away from you next to you and
another bike two foot away from you
behind you and
screaming down the highway that was
exciting and
it's hard to do now because you got
states over here in the u.s that say oh
well
you can go ride a bike but you got to
wear a helmet and you got to do this
and i think california is one of the
only states where you can lane split
even though i do lane split in texas but
don't arrest me but uh you know it
the excitement of motorcycles is just
about gone and there's so many people
that
look at you when you ride a motorcycle
and you say why are you doing this
unsafe thing
you know why aren't you in a cage uh you
know cage being a car
for the the non-biker type but you know
i i
know a guy no kidding he rides a
motorcycle i see him once a week on
thursday mornings
and he gets on me because i don't wear a
helmet
while i ride my motorcycle thank you so
you don't mess your hair up but
um actually one thing in um you have
beautiful hair
yeah i don't have any hair um
one thing i actually wanted to ask you
in is uh over here
bikers are absolutely
renowned with patriotism right they're
like
a lot of ex veterans you know a lot of
like very patriotic people
um you know in england i mean what tends
to make up
the majority of biker groups i mean they
kind of
patriots very anti kind of eu
are they you know very crusader oriented
i mean what
what what is their kind make up
politically um
i think if it's a wide church
you've got you know a lot of a lot of
the
the the older guy the older guys who are
writing a sort of japanese machine or
a bmw on a saturday or a sunday
you know they're a real cross-section of
of
older blokes basically yeah if you see
somebody riding a harley
or you see somebody who is you know
looks the sort of american biker type
um you you that all that sort of imagery
a lot of those are and a lot of those
not not just the outlaw bike clubs but a
lot of the sort of more organized bike
clubs
that are that are shading towards that
um
there's a large amount of x-forces
people in there
um they will tend to be
on the sort of the the patriotic
nationalistic side i mean a lot of the
people in my i
um obviously i'm connected to a lot of
people who are fans of the books
i would say a large proportion of those
are x forces a large proportion of those
would probably be
quite happy about brexit etc yeah um
you know you you see the imagery that's
being you know i'm
i get things in my post about veterans
and support for ptsd etc
there's quite a strong military
exercises vibe
amongst the community and and they would
have the politics you'd expect from that
really
all right well before we go because i
just have to explain this to shepherd
why is your name spelt i a i n instead
of
iron because one of my favorite stories
i tell people over here
is um
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oh what was his name i can't remember a
straight name now but some guy
oh jaws holland he had a guest on
and he was talking about his pets and
george was
said uh i once had a guy who had a cat
named
ian it's like it calls the cat in but
yeah i don't
i iain i haven't seen that very often
it's a name don't give me too much grief
no it's not it's it's a it's a scottish
it's a scottish spelling variant yeah so
i did that i did actually know that i
just want to give you one time
to be honest
hey and
what part of england are you from again
uh i don't think
cambridge okay so so ian uh
before we go i need you to make fun of
somebody from cambridge
you can't because it's partially noise
i doubt that he comes he comes from
south london though don't you
south london south london sarf
south london yeah yeah now he comes from
the fence
if if you notice when he takes his shoes
off he'll have webbed feet
yeah i do have two toes which like
abnormally connected yeah that they said
it's a natural adaptation for you
i can swim good
well without one foot because it's all
on one foot so basically just swimming
around in circles
give me six
well ian uh we certainly appreciate you
uh tuning in and joining us on this and
uh give us uh just a quick set of links
uh
how to find you on social media how to
find uh your publishing company
all that uh give us a nice little plug
before we end here
well the the publishing company it's bad
press
dot inc oh
oh that that's the one felony oh excuse
me matron
yeah yeah that
um yeah so bad press.ink is the
publishing company um
my books um my old publishing um
email address is um
oh now see when she listens back to this
yeah you're gonna say hey i was trying
to finish up and you kept bothering me
yeah it's just rainbow like so it's
banging again
so bad hyphen press dot co dot uk is
where you find me
and all my links and stuff are there and
yeah check it check out the books
i'm gonna have to get that absolutely
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