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welcome to this episode of the wolf and
the shepherd today we're going to be
talking about beards
the first definition once again
the wolf has slid a piece of paper in
front of me and said hey
we're going to talk about beards which
we agreed upon that we were actually
going to talk about this but
i have no clue what the
first definition of a beard is
well i was more worried about the second
definition actually which is why i
thought we had to put in the first
definition because we might get
well i'm worried about the burst
definition
i mean a beard is a beard but now you're
not you're starting to confuse me
already literally i'm looking at the
computer we're 45 seconds in and i'm
already confused
a bit is a bid except when it's not bad
but what if it's a beard but not a beard
yeah yeah this is the trouble you get
guys
people why do you do these things to me
why why do you make things so
difficult for me to understand well
because people have started hijacking
normal words which we used without any
trouble whatsoever
for centuries and then they attributed
it to something else and now
now it can end up a bit dodgy if you
don't kind of uh
differentiate or explain exactly what it
is you're referring to so that's why we
had to call this the first definition
because
our audience might be very very
different if it was the second
definition
oh i think i might know where you're
going with this right i'll i'll i'll let
you
lead us down i'll do both definitions
and then our listeners can understand
what we had to
do in parenthesis but but just so i'm
clear
we're we're still talking about the hair
that you grow on your face right
yeah oh okay good good because i'm not
prepared for any other definition
right now okay well the first definition
a beard is the hair that grows on the
chin
upper lip level up cheeks and necks of
humans
and get this one and some non-human
animals
just said animals because like and other
animals or something and non-human
and other non-human animals i don't
quite know what that means obviously
um in humans usually only uh uh
how do you marathon say that word
cubesat yeah that's always sexy
or adult males were able to grow beards
um
some women with their pursuitism which
is a hormonal condition of excessive
hairiness may develop a beard now
that is one word her situation which you
do not want to type into google
because there's a whole kind of uh oh
yeah
yeah there's a whole thing not suitable
for work yeah kind of a website
because it's not just about hairy faces
do not type that word in
yeah i have to clear my entire life set
history
you had to format your hard drive let's
be honest
you got scared yeah actually i put it in
a dumpster and go to best buy and buy
another one um
but yeah so don't look up that word her
suitism just take my word for it that
it's a hormonal condition of excessive
hair i mean we
we definitely don't want to spell it for
anybody yeah i'm looking to
uh look it up because we don't want to
enable that
yeah right it's terrible so the second
definition
which is one which we will probably
not do on a podcast but never say never
yep um just want to give a shout out to
the james bond movie never say never
again and also justin bieber and never
say never because as
uh and whoever is used to determine the
past
so okay i'll i'll let you have that one
i'm going to leave that one um a beard
is also a slang
term describing a person who is used
knowingly or unknowingly as a date
romantic partner boyfriend or girlfriend
or spouse either to conceal infidelity
or sexual orientation now i read through
that like half a dozen times and
still not sure understand it you know it
i i think there's a website out there
right now where basically you can be one
of those people
and get paid for it and not so good
yeah not not like a sex worker or
anything like that but uh
i think there might be some money to be
made there maybe we should
research that because digging holes
didn't work for us
and all the other ideas of making money
haven't worked for us so
so maybe we can figure out you know an
app or a website to
to be a beard i don't know if you
actually look up that second definition
that's also a sign that you should clear
your app wow
okay yeah it yeah it comes out awesome
yeah yeah let's scratch that
let's scratch that idea we're not doing
the second definition
not a podcast so um
one of the um latest definitions
which i actually read on the interwebs
was that beards the epitome and
culmination
or should be of what defines a man
so basically if you can't grow a beard
you're not a man
yeah oh so those hairy faced women with
that
condition where they grow hair yeah just
on their faces yeah let's not receive
the word
yeah we don't want to say that word
which is worth the hirsutism
yeah don't say that one again i won't
say that citizens are going through the
rest of this podcast but anyway
yeah it says um beards today this
are symbolic of male dominance
sexual virility and overall prestige now
i don't know about you
like you see a lot of um
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i don't know how to say this uh in pc
language
um those starbucks inhabiting snowflakes
with the
beards who i don't think hipster yeah
yeah not necessarily the anomaly of you
know male
dominance and blah blah so i think that
definition might have been written in
like 1955 or something probably because
it's no way that's reason
somebody was actually as lazy as we are
and just
dug something up and said now we'll plug
that in here
it might just be in person with a beard
who kind of wanted to
put a definition on there yeah send it
to his wife or girlfriend and say look
this is why i have a beard because i am
the epitome of
masculinity yeah so because i'll be
honest with you
whenever i have a beard it's because
i've been too lazy to shave i mean
as long as i've known you you've had a
beard
yeah i mean i've
i've had the mustache and goatee and
yeah that's what i always called it you
know mustache and goatee and not really
a mustache per se
but you know i've had the chin hair
right and i've always said i i can't
have this without
hair on the upper lip so i've had that
for years
right and then i decided okay well i'm
gonna have
you know some hair on the face and i i
come
from a long line of
men that don't have a problem growing
hair on their face
so i've kind of been blessed on that
because i know there's a lot of men that
would like to grow a beard would like to
grow a mustache
go tea blah blah right and they can't do
it right
and honestly there's nothing worse than
kind of looking at a man and you
say oh you're trying to grow a beard
you're trying to grow a mustache
whatever
you know that's sad because it
you've been working on that for three
months and that's what i look at
right you know after three days oh yeah
of being late yeah i mean i can grow a
beard in like
you know three days for some reason i
can't throw any hair on my head anymore
yeah particularly
that's because but you know it's
uh it's funny because i've actually seen
people
and they've colored in their face with
like um eyebrow
pencils or something on their face to
kind of fill the gaps
because they can't grow a beard properly
yeah and so they kind of
use makeup to make it look more like a
beard you know and it just sounds like
one of those uh
movies where you see some woman trying
to you know dress up as a man and they
just oh
i've actually seen guys who have had
that on their face
oh my mouth and i've seen people you
know in public it's like they can't grow
a beard and it's like
and i don't know exactly what type of
message it says because
a it's incredibly obvious right
and you know we go from this last
definition i read it's about
you know it's the epitome of masculinity
and sexual variety and all that stuff
it's kind of goes off in two different
directions without
that you're trying to prove you're a man
so much by using women's makeup on your
face
yeah make it look like you've got a bit
yeah it
isn't that just opposite of
what you're trying to like yeah yeah i
don't think maybelline they should be
involved yeah
girl should be involved in you having a
beard right you're robbing your wife's
makeup yeah kind of
darker hey let me borrow this
mascara and and just kind of darken
this up yeah yeah she beats the purple
yeah just use the lip gloss while you're
at it
absolutely yeah go ahead and put
eyeliner on
right yeah be emo let's just get it away
yeah
yeah you've got bigger problems now um
obviously bids have you know great
historical significance in terms of
uh symbolism and everything else sure
again
it was very entrenched in this
uh some i guess symbolizing masculinity
okay thing um ever
i was gonna say if i had more time if i
could have been bothered to look it up
i'm sure there's some connection between
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uh in terms of physiology the ability to
be able to grow a beard
and it's linked to your kind of sperm
count or something so they might
they may or may maybe that's the myth
maybe people who have yeah
it's easily you have a lot of sperm
count i don't know but it's always been
associated with
manliness having a beard yeah but
couldn't that go
back to where your family comes from in
in hereditary type stuff i mean
you know you're from the uk and in my
family
years ago you know they're from england
and
germany and everything i mean we're
hairy white people
right so you know yeah
i've got hair all over my arms hair all
over my legs
i i never thought i would have a problem
growing a beard because i got hair
all over myself yeah so it's
automatic to me but i i see some other
men that
you know they don't have hair on their
arms and barely any hairs on their legs
and
and they're trying to grow hair on their
face and it just doesn't happen yeah
and like you said for you or for me it's
kind of automatic it's
where your family came from where your
heritage
was and it's just it's automatic yeah
now it's um you mentioned that about you
know people who don't have much hair
really on anywhere on their body
um i can understand why swimmers and
cyclists you know they kind of shave
their legs i'm talking about the males
all right okay why they do it but
there's also i guess i don't know how
many years ago the term came out maybe
20 years ago whatever
the term metro of men would actually
trim
the hairs on their arms and on their
legs
oh kind of the manscaping yeah
i think that sound i can understand that
in certain regions but you know
on your arms and your legs so i mean i
haven't seen that many people
who are that gorilla like where i think
yeah you'd really look better
you know be kind of white yeah you know
trim those hairs on your legs i mean i
just don't
yeah no i don't get that either and i
also want to know what type of woman
you're aiming for who would be like
oh i love a man who you know trims his
hairs on his legs yeah yeah that
and by the way let's not forget not that
long ago
it was all about the chest hair right
it's like oh i've got hair on my chest
yeah
you know i can grow hair on my chest and
now all of a sudden it's like oh
let's get rid of that hair yeah you know
nobody wants hair anywhere well i'll be
honest with you i do trim
my chest hair and my armpit hair and
that kind of stuff because we live in
texas
you trim your armpit hair yeah we live
in texas dude we sweat like
nine months a year yeah but i've never
done that
oh really this is brand new information
well i have
never done that that that is that is
some crazy
yeah because i think on like on my great
great great great great great
grandfather's side
there was a wookie in there somewhere
yeah
i'm your great great great great great
great grandfather's side
he's saying why are you trimming your
armpit hair whoa
what is wrong with you son well you
shouldn't be doing this
well no i like it it has this wookie
situation going on wherever i don't
i feel like i'm always culturally
appropriate and
i could braid it i think
yeah you could put beads in there and
and be kind of decorative and then you
could dance around and
that might be entertaining yeah you're
still missing the point we live in texas
which also negates that
yeah but no i mean i have i mean
i guess it's just a continuation of like
trim in the chest hair and it's like oh
my armpits are right there i might as
well do that as well while i'm at it
but it keeps cooler in the summer you
know maybe i should try that
i mean i i've never done anything i mean
i've shaved obviously you know i've
shaved my face also treat my bum hair as
well
let's not get into that we wanted to
talk about landscaping mindscaping
no no let's be clear i never said i want
to talk about my hands
well i don't think i had any bum hair
until i was like
i don't know like maybe 25 or like
30 or something but again it's like that
unwanted hair which comes you know like
the the stuff on the top of my head
thought all right bye bye we're not
seeing you again yeah
again long gone for you and then the
ears were like hey
we like hair also then the bum started
getting involved
and it's like all of a sudden and then
then again then the backs like hey
hey don't forget about us just so we're
all
clear i have no hair on my back right i
have zero hair on my back i just want
everybody to know
you want to throw any hair i do not grow
any hair on my back
i have zero hair on my hair have you had
her sweetism
that hormonal condition of excessive
hairiness
maybe you would grow some hair on your
back
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i'm i'm kind of lucky because
i have you know when i was younger
my hair was very very blonde
i mean very blonde and then it kind of
darkened up as i got
older so a lot of people call me a
redhead or whatever but i'm not a
redhead it's
it's kind of a mix between a little bit
of red
mostly blonde you know a little bit of
brown
and then because of my kids there's a
lot of gray in there
but at least my body hair
is not super dark if i was somebody that
had
you know that traditional dark
brown hair i would look like a monkey oh
mine is
i have no no i haven't no it's my body
is when i used to grow hair in my head
it used to be
kind of like medium to dark brown then
as i got older
and the hair on the top of my head
decided it couldn't be bothered
the hair at the side of my head decided
to go like almost black
and you know obviously with my um you
know if i grow a beard
or rather just don't shave because
remember it's not the right
thing um but yeah the hair everywhere
else in my body it's like
black right so
you know i can't get away with like
you know not kind of trimming the hair
because if i
literally if i get undressed you know
and i didn't do any type of manscaping
or trimming i would look like one of
those animals i detest the chimpanzee
and i just want to punch myself in
facebook yeah
so well but you know i'm sure i would
too but at least my hair is lighter
so i guess it's hidden yeah a little
more i mean i i
am hairy yeah i mean i've always had
hairy legs
on my hair yeah but at least
the hair is light colored yeah so it
doesn't
look as bad yeah but but i've got a fur
coat
you know and that's why i guess i can
walk outside
in the texas winter when it's 40
something degrees which is
not that cold for a northern winter
right right and still wear
shorts and flip-flops and be okay
because i've got built-in insulation
but also there's a scene in texas it's
like you've got to pretend it's not cold
as well
so you know in december you're pretty
much kind of like if you're just getting
out of the car to walk
to a store or something you should be
wearing a t-shirt yeah you know
oh wow otherwise it's like huh move out
north
yeah exactly go away do you really need
that parking
long yeah that's right but um again i
was saying that
uh you know historically beards
you know have that kind of prestige of
masculinity
virility virality
i wonder if those two words are
different i don't think they're the same
word uh
we never say anyways yeah um but anyway
you know in in
ancient times in like turkey in india
when somebody had a long beard and we're
talking about a
long beard not like you know what's a
long beard
oh okay yeah you want to hear an
interesting
fact about the cz top no i don't really
uh well i'm going to tell you anyway
okay
so there's three members of the band
right
the two the the guitarist and the
bassist right they they're the ones with
long beards yeah
drummer doesn't have a long beard his
last name
is beard huh are they still alive
oh yeah yeah they're they're still out
there they're doing their thing
shout out to zz top i mean you know you
know good for y'all but
ironically the drummer his last name is
beard and he's the only one that doesn't
have
one of those famous beards yeah
incredible
the um oh yeah
sorry to distract you there so you have
to make me remember now what i've read
like
and now we're now we're thinking back to
uh back to the future three
that they were in that movie and and now
i'm thinking
i'm worried i can't remember that
because are you kidding
me yeah they're in back to the future
three they're
they're the band that's playing during
the little
uh party okay that's there yeah that was
easy to talk
come on son i can't believe some people
accuse us of going off topic
no we never do um but anyway
anyway in turkey and india right let me
remember this
um in india oh yeah if you have a long
beard in 1398 was considered
a symbol of wisdom and dignity right
so um in ancient greece
and we actually talked about this a
little bit when we were thinking about
doing beards for a podcast that
you know it's a sign of honor and
you know it's a little bit of a contrast
to some of the other cultures where you
know when you go
back to you know maybe the british isles
as such that if you had big beards like
you know the celts
you know the irish and the scottish and
stuff you were kind of like savages
because you have these big beards
um intimidation yeah and the you know
the romans i mean the ancient romans
preferred their beers to be like trimmed
and
kind of groomed and stuff and so
you know i guess that
kind of ideology with beards passed on
that you know
you had money if you could you know trim
a beard
you know whereas like if it was a wild
beard i mean i guess it's like now you
know you see somebody with a big beard
and it's completely out of control i
mean you look like a bomb in a way right
right whereas you know it proved you
were a man because you could grow a
beard but also proved you had
money because you could have to be a
trim for you
and uh and they were actually actually i
know
i know you asked me is there going to be
any stump the shepherd
in this and i should say no
no but that was not true
i said i knew i can't trust you well
that's right yeah so um
when do you think i've been like forget
about barbers in terms of hair but when
do you think the first
beard trimming barbers came about in the
world
oh man that's a tough one i mean
in the world in the world in the whole
world
so i gotta give you a year well even if
you get it roughly within
500 years i'll be pretty impressed okay
i'm gonna go
ancient egypt 2000 bc
no okay right it was actually italy
about 455 bc oh
i was close but i wouldn't have thought
you know really they're setting up
sharks
to trim beards to make money in like
455 bc that's kind of a long time ago
yeah so um they the barbers actually
came from sicily
and set up shop in mainland italy and
uh you know it was for
instead of it being a sign about
actually
wealth it was kind of the me it's almost
like the middle classes who had it done
because if you were super rich
you had slaves and your slaves would
actually trim
yeah i your beard about you i don't know
if i'd trust a slave with a
knife that my throat cut my beard well
it it reminds me of uh django unchained
right you know when when they have that
whole little deal about how
my father was sitting on the front porch
and uh whatever the slaves name was i
can't even remember
now but shaved him you know yeah once a
week or
whatever yeah yeah that yeah it's not
relaxing isn't it
exactly now you've got a bit nervous now
you go somewhere and get
um you go to our barbers and get your
hair done and
occasionally like you know they'll trim
your beard now the
you know the girl or whatever does your
beard you kind of
you can relax you can have a drink the
place you go yeah
um and just slay back there and relax
and have it trim but i do not feel
that i would have been that confident
back in the day oh no in italy
with a slave like no do my beard no i
want some
i need like at least a dozen people in
the room but even then i mean if you've
been that mean to that slave he doesn't
care does he
exactly you can be in why not let's
let's be honest
if you were in the slaves position you'd
say let me
just slap his throat yeah you know just
like having a bad day
absolutely yeah yeah um
now uh the lady who does your
beard stuff right yeah my hair cutting
girl
yeah does she do it like like just trim
us with a guard on it or
does she like oh no she she straight
with straight razor
the whole nine yards oh yeah yeah she
does a good job i think i kind of like
that experience but i don't know i mean
does she use a cut throat raisin well
i call it a straight razor i don't know
what what you're talking about about
cutthroat razor but i mean the the
literal you know the big
long blade right they hold with their
thumb and everything and do that oh yeah
yeah she does that the old school i
would i think i would panic the first
time i would just be like no
she's only cut me i don't know 17 times
right now i'm just kidding she's never
cut me actually
uh does a great job does a great job
yeah
now obviously given the time of the year
we can't ignore
the big guy with the beard oh we're
talking about santa claus we are talking
about sansa
that yeah the most famous beard-wearing
guy
ever yeah right i mean santa claus isn't
santa claus without
a big beard yeah can't beat santa claus
now
that does it for masculine steel because
he lives in the north pole and it's cold
as crap
i think he's lazy because he's got so
much work to do
to provide the toys he doesn't have time
to shave
and he doesn't have a haircut and girl
like i have
to trim his beard he's he's busy making
sure the elves are
making the toys so that's why he's got
the beard yeah
and it's um i guess
it's kind of quite funny that you know
you have
older guys who can actually have a
career
for a month a year because they're able
to grow those full big
bush oh white beards each year and go
out and be santa in malls and then
department stores and that
yeah well and you're seeing more of that
you know more recently um honestly i
haven't
been around to see a mall santa
because i mean we're in the age of
copenhagen right now
and there are
very few you know go sit on santa's lap
because are we going to put a mask on
santa oh
i saw photos like friends posted on
facebook yeah
their kids have gone to sleep and he's
wearing a full out it's kind of sad but
i mean when i was a kid
you know you went and saw santa he had
the fake beard
right but yeah like you say there there
are these men that
grow the the nice beards and everything
and they get them
you know dyed white and everything and
it's a real
beard they put the little glasses on and
you know probably you're not putting the
pillow
in the santa suit because they're
they're fat
already yeah so you know good for them i
don't know if i could actually
do that job be a santa because i'd find
myself becoming a little bit
too judgmental because when the kid sits
in my lap and i asked for an xbox series
x and look at his parents but yeah no
chance mate there's no way you're
getting it
you're gonna be lucky if you get like a
playstation two
right i'll be honest with you yeah yeah
i don't think i could do that job
because i couldn't lie to the kids like
that yeah let's just see what santa
brings you
yeah yeah wouldn't you rather have a
wooden horse
or a uh a nintendo nes
from a garage sale or a type or some
toast or something
yeah yeah yeah bag of doritos right yeah
actually again
so um i don't know what what's santa's
beard type called is that just known as
a full beard because it's just i think
that's a full beard
yeah that's what i because there's
almost no maintenance to it whatsoever
it's just
out there right it's loud it's proud
it's out there
exactly but you know even now you say
loud and proud it's going back to that
scene yeah
yeah be careful with that let's get away
from that
um so you know with different beard
types i mean everybody knows what the
goatee is
uh sideburns you know what sideburns are
and um oh do we know why they're called
sideburns
um because they grow on the side of your
face and if you set fire to them it
burns your face yeah no that makes sense
well actually they were named um after
that uh
what's his name oh ambrose ambrose
burnside the
american civil war dude no kidding yeah
so that's why they were called
sideburns because he used to have his
hair like that and they put them
sorry like that so so we got this dude
named
burnside yeah and then we call him sides
yeah yeah just trying to get somebody
got confused it's just trying to get a
little bit of
lystexia arrived
that's fine yeah well it works so later
on he can come back and sue for a design
pattern
you know i think with his last name and
say oh what's your name burnside
doesn't sound like anything like
sideburns to me right yeah
so uh there's the mutton chop which um
those of you don't know what mutton chop
is if you think of wolverine
the x-men oh yeah yeah and that's the
former sideburns because you kind of get
a little bit lazy it gets to the bottom
yeah what's it called what's the dude
that has been
playing wolverine hugh jackman huge app
yeah you think those are real yeah he's
a hairy man
oh you think you think he's really
growing that
or is he getting a little bit of
implanting no
he's got good hair and he said uh okay
so i'll give you that one i mean maybe
we're 100 wrong but
no i mean no but yeah no wolverine is a
good masculine type superhero
you know sure you know i mean he doesn't
need a disguise not like superman i mean
i i watched him well i say i've watched
it was on in the background the other
day accidentally the justice league
right and um i had superman on there
and obviously all of the variations of
superman have always been very
cleanly shaved right right facial hair
all this stuff yes superman never had a
mustache
i've never had a beard someone like you
know does he have any kind of hair
because
well i know he doesn't like it on his
head yeah like can
can he grow a bit the man of steel can
the man of steel grow beards
and so i'm going to have to go with no
because if he did would a razor be able
to shave his
face yeah oh wait yeah
you'd have to get some comic burp or
comic book nerds
to explain that well it's 20 20 and he's
still got a crap
haircut yeah that's true i mean i don't
know
let's just walk away from it that way so
anyway um
you know that mutton chop thing it was
called that because it resembles
you know a mountain chop of meat you
know where it's you know kind of thin at
the top and then
kind of oh okay yeah imagine sticking
out on the side of your face
no that makes sense so anyway that's
where it came from
but um you know despite
my laziness in actually having a beard
and you're deliberately having a beard
you must use more type of
products than i do yeah i'll say that
because i haven't
really used any at all on my beard as
such but i know you have
well you know i kind of got forced into
the whole growing a beard thing
and and keeping that uh for
i don't know two or three reasons uh
you know the wife doesn't want me to get
rid of it which
let's be honest i mean that's primary
reason
she likes it so i i've got to keep it i
mean if
if it was me i'd i'd you know be clean
shaving all the time
but that's kind of a pain because yeah
well exactly because then i would have
to shave
every day because the whole five o'clock
shadow thing yeah i'm i have the five
o'clock shadow
yeah exactly it's shortly afternoon yeah
you know everybody eats lunch then i get
shadow right
and so i've had the beard and i i keep
it trim but
yeah you do have to put
a little bit of effort into it nowadays
and there's lots of products out there
that you can use to
kind of tough your way through it if if
you want to call it that i mean
for years you didn't have any product
for a beard right i mean you had uh
what was the movie we were talking about
earlier a million
ways to die in the west yeah and they
joke about
oh you're gonna grow a mustache well
that's really expensive and then
and it's actually kind of funny to look
at that because
it's easy to grow a scraggly beard
and you know that's kind of popular
right now
you know you just grow this just nasty
looking beard or
whatever but uh no i
i've realized that yeah you
gotta get past certain parts when you
grow a beard so
let's say you're clean shaving right and
you decide okay i'm gonna grow the beard
in then you have the
the itching face yeah and the itching
phase
really sucks and you get dry skin yes
well you get the dry skin you're
constantly scratching your face
and everything and so there is a way
around that
which is beard oil and so
a lot of times you say well where do i
find beard oil well i'm about to tell
you but
then after that what if you can tough
your way through that which i mean it's
not that bad but
i mean if there's something you can use
to get you through that i mean
why not do it right yeah it's it's
simple and cheap
and and then you start getting the hair
in
and then you say well it's kind of
scraggly looking it's kind of nasty
looking and
you know you you go eat and you get food
caught in it or whatever and you you
want to groom it
you know can i get something to make
that look better yeah
there's a product for it so as we're
talking about
beards uh we we have a
partner that's a two beards club
it's two beards t-w-o
b-e-a-r-d-s dot club right
and they sell all these unique
items that are all handmade they make
this stuff themselves
and you use it to go ahead and take care
of your beard
and so they sent us some samples
and we said hey let's try this out so
i went ahead and tried it out and the
beard oil
i mean it that stuff's great the beard
butter it's even better now
here's the thing i will tell you this
the beard butter you got to be careful
with because when you
open that can of beard butter you're
going to want to eat it
because it it smells like a coconut
cookie
that the ones that they sent us so i
want to go over the samples that they
sent
us and the beard butter that they sent
us was
actually called hairy nuts
and they have some whimsical names for
this stuff right
so they sent this one called hairy nuts
and so i'm putting that on and i'm
saying to myself i don't know why they
called it hairy nuts what did you do
when you harry knucks don't say well no
no
we'll get there so so i
i put this on my beard and everything
and i'm literally asking the why
i'm like look you know this uh sponsor
of a podcast sent us
this you know beard better and beard oil
and this one's called
hairy nuts and i can't figure out why
this is called hairy nuts but it
it smells like a coconut cookie
my wife looks at me and she's like cuz i
cannot hear not because i'm not saying
harry
that's exactly what she said to me she's
like are you that's very
very clever it's like yeah it's a hairy
nut
are you that stupid i'm like well i
didn't think about it that way but
that makes sense yeah but uh it it
made everything soft yeah you know i i
liked it the
the beard oil that they sent us was
called
orgasmic shag which
in your world in the uk the word
yeah i mean that's that's a word
we don't use in the u.s yeah but you
have to remember like
shag also in england you talk about shag
carpets it was a carpet with a long
fibers well that was there
yeah but that's true over here too yeah
i mean
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i think they did a very good job with
kind of making names which
you first will read them and think oh
they're just trying to be crude but then
you're like
no this is actually really clever it is
it's really clever
and so i i've been using the product
that they sent us they
they sent us these two items and uh they
said hey
you know we're gonna send you guys a
couple of samples and
and try these out so i had them for
what a week yeah and and then i gave
them to you
and then you had them for a week but
during my week
i mean it the beard butter stuff i mean
soften my beard i i will tell you this
so it in full review of this
if you get one of the beard butters
you're gonna immediately go into it and
you're gonna try to use too much
so you the first time i used it i used
way too much
right you've really got to be sparingly
with this stuff
so i figured that out early on i was
like oh i used way too much the first
two times
it goes a long way and and honestly the
same with the beard oil
yeah because you you get a hold of a
product and you're like oh okay well i'm
gonna use a lot of this stuff and
you start doing that it's it you just
gotta back away from it and say i gotta
use this sparingly because a little bit
goes a long way
so so i use these two products and you
know
everything went well and i told you hey
you know
my week's up here you go you know and i
i i gave you the product but it softened
my beard
gotta be honest i mean it was kind of
nice uh
my wife lisa she was like well why are
you giving it to him you know why can't
you just keep it i might know
the agreement was you know where we live
yeah i'm stealing
yeah i was like i i said i'm going to
use it for a week and then i'm going to
pass it off
and everything but i mean all natural
ingredients
it was great stuff i mean it really was
great stuff
so then i passed it off to you and i'm
like okay
so here's what i did with the beard
butter here's what i did with the beard
oil
i'm not going to give you too much of a
you know a cheat sheet here but
here you go you give it a shot what do
you think well i
you know i think what a lot of people
miss about this type of product
because they think it's only if you
really have a beard right
but there's so many men you know
nowadays who shave their
heads oh that they don't use a product
to help you know soften the hair and
you know before you know i really
kind of um got used to shaving my head
with the raisins i always used to use a
trimmer right i just get it as close as
possible but then
i got to a point where i started using a
razor
and um you know because it obviously get
it closer
and it would feel you know it lasts
longer but
it would leave your head kind of like a
little bit irritated
red dry and stuff but using the oil well
well i don't have that problem right i
have a wonderful hair yeah
yeah but yeah actually i used i said i
didn't
bother using it on my face because i
just again i just still use a trimmer i
don't really often
shave with a razor on my face but yeah
using it on my head
i mean it was really good i mean i
didn't have any irritation there was no
redness
i had no dryness i mean so yeah you can
use these products to shave your head
they're not just for beards i mean they
do a very good job if you want to shave
you know your scalp and stuff and also
for those people
like we talked about earlier with the
manscaping you want to get rid of maybe
those people who want to you know shave
their legs and arms for whatever reason
this stuff will probably always it may
also be
very very you know right now
yeah but i i don't
wanna send this sponsor
down that well do you think
maybe there's also an untapped market
for
sweetism with the hairy women oh
maybe they can do a woman's line of this
product
yeah maybe they well they can take this
they can take the same product
and give it different names and charge
like 150 percent more
right yeah like gillette vanilla
companies yeah with women's raises
same product different color handle yeah
right that's next
three dollars yeah yeah make me make the
bottle pink
make the label purple and next thing you
know they make a lot of money yeah i
mean
no reason why they couldn't do this
there's no reason why you can't target
hairy-faced ladies as well yes yeah
well in this day you have to be
politically correct and you have to give
this to
everybody yeah so why not yeah
why not go ahead and do that so so yeah
we
we want to thank the guys at the two
beards
trading post and literally they make
their own stuff
and that's an important part of this
this is not something they're
importing from somewhere whatever
they're actually making it
it's a hundred percent natural
ingredients
and it it's it's good stuff so
we really want you to visit
two beards dot club t-w-o-b-e-a-r-d-s
dot club so when
we reached out to them we said hey you
know we want to try this stuff
out but if somebody hears this and they
say
hey we want to try this stuff out but
you know
everybody's looking for a deal right
so if you go on their website
twobeards.club
and enter a promo code
wolf shepard you get 10
off we don't get anything out of this
you know what our our deal was we're
gonna try this product or whatever
in in exchange we want to give the
listeners something that
that they can take advantage of so so go
in there
and pick out a couple of their items and
they ship it really quick all that good
stuff
and there's a coupon code deal in there
promo code in there
just type wolf shepard and you get 10
off so why not give it a shot i mean
especially if you're
already buying some kind of beard
product or whatever and they got lots of
stuff on their website
so check them out yeah and if you're a
hairy woman maybe give that a go as well
yeah
yeah we don't want to be exclusionary no
because we do not exclude her sweetism
yes absolutely not yeah we don't want to
do that no
so with that thanks for
tuning in to this episode of the wolf
and the shepherd we certainly appreciate
our friends at 2 beards trading post
once again that's
www.twobeards.club
and that's t-w-o-b-e-a-r-d-s
dot club use the promo code wolfe
shepard
get 10 off your order they've told us
they're gonna run that for a long time
so depending on when you're here in this
podcast whether it's uh
day of release or months from now
hopefully that
uh promo code is still up if it's like
two years from now when
it's taken you this long to hear it but
anyway
support these guys it it's good product
and we will
catch you on the next one