The Wolf AND The Shepherd sit down and discuss the Jerusalem Syndrome, a little know psychological disorder where people who visit the holy land experience strange mood swings and messiah complexes. However, they both agree, the old name of the disorder was so much better. Take a listen to find out what it used to be called.
welcome to this episode of the wolf and
the shepherd today we're going to be
talking about
the jerusalem syndrome uh kind of an
interesting topic that we stumbled on i
i don't remember if i was
reading a news article or what i was
doing i said
hey you know have you ever heard about
this jerusalem syndrome
and you know you you told me no i
haven't i said
maybe we ought to do a little bit of
research on this
and let's do a podcast about it because
i think
folks might find this kind of
interesting well first of all i thought
it might be a good name for a band to be
honest well
yeah but but what what kind of genre
band
the jerusalem syndrome i don't know i
had to be an old band
yeah but the problem is there's not that
much alternative music out there anymore
maybe it would have been a good name for
a band like 30 years ago
yeah maybe but um i also thought well
there's going to be issues with the logo
because if we're having a paper letter
the jerusalem syndrome we're going to go
bankrupt just on doing the t-shirts
well yeah that's true yeah especially if
you have to like
like you say paper letter that's that's
pretty long but
i mean they could go by like tjs right
yeah they could
but um like you said
we did have to do a little bit research
on this one more than we normally do
which
you know is like saying i walked
you know four and a half feet to the
refrigerator rather than was able to
reach
three free three feet from my seat to
the roof right
and and let's let's go ahead and be
honest
i actually for the first time
did a smidgen of research i didn't leave
all the research
up to you this time did you now did you
actually use google or did you use
bing or yahoo or no i asked go
no i asked jeeves i went in to ask
jeeves is that still around
yes really i don't know
okay i'm lying the problem i have with
duck go
right is i like the fact it says oh
you're not being tracked but to be
honest with you i don't really
type much stuff in where i bother about
anybody's tracking
but it comes up with so few results
when i use go i i just can't use it for
research on stuff
yeah i like the fact it doesn't really
have many ads but
yeah but i think people are going into
duckduckgo
to do a different type of research than
we're doing for the podcast if you know
what i mean
yeah but um go if you want to sponsor us
we are available we do not have an
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uh search engine sponsored yet that's
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any um i guess
well we haven't said anything bad about
duckduckgo we did do a podcast about
ducks but i yeah i think uh they'd be
okay
with what we said about ducks yeah
that's more duck duck piss off though
yeah yeah that's true yeah but um
anyway jerusalem syndrome i tried to
find a really
simple definition of it okay but you
know the more websites actually visited
it seemed like the worse and worse in
terms of like being able to
find a simplistic definition of it which
didn't stretch into multiple paragraphs
so
so on honestly the more you researched
it
the harder the harder to define it got
worse so i actually went with the
wikipedia one which
you know immediately smacked of a little
bit of skepticism but it said um
the jerusalem syndrome is a group of
mental phenomena
involving the presence of religiously
themed obsessive ideas
delusions or other psychosis-like
experiences
that are triggered by a visit to the
city of jerusalem
okay now i must admit i did have to read
that like about four times because the
only bit i
really got out of it the first few times
was a visit to the city of jerusalem
right yeah so let's break that down for
a minute so
obviously uh criteria number one
you gotta go to the group yeah and it's
the syndrome you get from going to
jerusalem and they just put the
in front of it just to kind of explain
it so well it makes it sound more
official when you put
the in front of it i mean we could have
been wolf and shepard
but we had to throw two of these in
there to make it sound we could
have more legit could have been wolf
backslash shepard i don't know
hyphen shepard yeah i know we would have
gotten confused on the slashes though
i would have used a forward slash you
would have used a backslash
now what's the difference uh the
direction it goes one goes forward one
goes back i mean like what does it mean
in terms of like
you know is there any kind of
mathematical meaning if you have
a forward or a backward slash i don't
think in math it does
right because obviously an ascii well
yeah
in in that and in uh programming yeah
it matters on the internet it matters
yeah i just don't know why
why do we need two slashes we've created
another problem yeah
all right let's make a note of that to
not look that up
so anyway um we've knocked it actually
more basic than the wikipedia definition
it's a syndrome you get
or some people get when they go to
jerusalem okay yeah
so obvious obviously visitors that are
showing up to jerusalem and and
they end up with this jerusalem
it's not even visitors oh but we'll get
on with that like oh sorry it's not even
just visitors
all right well that shows you the extent
of my research
but um it doesn't even just re uh affect
one religion or domination
it's you know actually jews christians
and muslims who get affected by the
jerusalem syndrome
and obviously that leads to
you know people the majority of people
who
i guess i i don't know if you can call
it afflicted
or they get the syndrome or whatever you
know
normally i have you know a firm kind of
religious belief or doctrine before they
go there but
some are very passive in that belief
but um i don't i haven't read about any
atheists who have gone there and
suddenly got the jerusalem syndrome
right so it it doesn't necessarily mean
that you have to have
like a member of the clergy for instance
or
somebody that's very devout religious
person that's gonna
capture this right it could just be your
average joe
maybe they're uh a non-practicing jew
or a uh you know a christian that hadn't
been a church in 20 years
it so it could affect just about
anything yeah and actually wearing a
mask will not prevent you from getting
it
uh but if you stay six feet away from
jerusalem
would that help uh no because i don't i
don't think
i don't think distancing works either so
you know this is immune to masks yeah
but well it's
it's immune to mass but you have to be
in jerusalem so if you stay
six feet away from jerusalem you're not
going to catch it
that yeah we might need to look into
that yeah that might be the answer
although if you're actually deliberately
going to visit jerusalem
keeping six feet away from jerusalem
might kind of really kind of point the
tree
and defeats the purpose yeah i mean even
if you got
like a real cheap plane ticket or
something yeah i mean you might as well
go on
in so generally the thing is that
you know everybody who's been recorded
as having it
does have some level of religious belief
some
doctrine you know they might not be
fanatical
or anything but they do tend to have
some you know
pre-belief before they go there but
you know what has come out is that
you know a lot of the people who do
get the syndrome were previously well
balanced they hadn't had any
psychological disorders or any triggers
red flags or anything else before
it's just an absolute surprise that some
people kind of get it although
not being skeptical i bet you i could
probably pick him out
if i had to really kind of pick out from
a lineup who's likely to get it out of
the uh
people boarding the aircraft right yeah
and i i've been there you know i've i've
done a lot of flying
for uh jobs and everything and i'm
sitting on the
airplane and you're picking out those
people as they're coming down the aisle
saying please don't sit by me please
don't sit by being oh oh please not this
guy
not not not this woman whatever so you
could probably do the same thing if
you're flying to israel it's like
not gonna get it not gonna oh look at
that guy oh yeah
he's definitely getting in the truce
he's getting it yeah he's getting it
so yeah the um you know the best
best known manifestation of jerusalem
syndrome is
normally it's a person who has been well
balanced because i think if you have
had some type of psychotic issue before
they just figure this is another one to
add to the list so i don't even know if
they put this on your uh
resume of uh psychotic issues you've had
before they just go
yeah he's having another episode right
yeah and it just
it so happens to be he's in jerusalem so
that's why because when he goes to
legoland he believes he's a master
builder
and is going to make his own country out
of legos and be the lego king
right yeah that's that's pretty accurate
i think um
now now one thing is that that what
uh studies have not been able to really
kind of uh
get to the bottom of is the timing of
how it occurs
because in the vast majority of cases
it kind of kicks in on the second day
okay right on the second day
right and so so you gotta you gotta
spend at least 24 hours
yeah and uh it kind of goes away
again in most cases the moment you kind
of leave jerusalem or very shortly
afterwards so it's
definitely the proximity effect like he
was saying earlier about that six feet
away so
you should get you know once you get to
six feet away see there there we go
again
so once again if you don't want to catch
jerusalem syndrome just stay six feet
away from
jerusalem and you're safe yeah uh that
this help
tip is brought to you by the wolf and
the shepherd yeah we're trying to keep
you healthy
so obviously if you've done advice on
not getting pregnant actually
oh no keeping six feet away yeah that
that
that sounds like a topic for another
podcast yeah but
all good advice but there are actually
cases where the jerusalem syndrome
doesn't actually go away until a couple
of weeks after leave injuries
okay i don't know that's because they
took a lot of photos on the phone and
they keep looking through them and keep
getting triggered by
you know or maybe their phone gets
confused because it doesn't
update the location settings so the
phone still thinks
they're in jerusalem so kind of carries
over
yeah now funnily enough um
and this is one of the many funny things
about the jerusalem syndrome i mean i
don't like to make
light of any kind of mental health issue
but yes
you've got to admit this one's a bit bit
out there uh
it used to be referred to as jerusalem
squabble poison
jerusalem squabble poison now what do
you think
now do you know what the word squabble
means in england like having a squabble
is having an argument
yeah i'd picture squabble is is like a
skirmish like a little fight yeah
something like that
that's what i think of when i hear the
word squabble
that word didn't jump out to me as much
as the word
poison though
it's a fight that poisons you
i think somebody was being lazy kind of
like the writers of that new wonder
woman movie
the wonder woman 84 that was such lazy
writing
this sounds like the same dude it's a
lazy movie as well
well yeah terrible yeah but
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after that yeah anyway um again we can
edit that out
um so yeah jerusalem squabble poison
i think if you want to be taken more
seriously
in the academic field uh for psychology
and stuff i think you need to switch
jerusalem squabble poison to something
more yeah
aligned like the jerusalem syndrome yeah
syndrome
you know that sounds like an official
thing yeah uh squabble poison
poison yeah i mean it doesn't even
matter what prefix she has there's
nothing which you can put in front of
squabble poison
to make it sound uh legit you know hang
on let me try yeah
the last jedi squabble poison
well i mean that makes a lot of sense
though
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i don't know i don't know
but so um did you know that
i don't know how much research you did
on your uh
ask jeeves but um cases of the syndrome
they'd already been observed during the
middle ages which again with that i
didn't do
that it doesn't shock me that much
because they were a bit mad
generally speaking i mean they kind of
believed a lot of weird things back in
the middle ages anyway
because i think the monty python and the
holy grail was pretty much a documentary
in some ways
well it's very historically accurate
it's very historically average yes yeah
i mean that that got me through world
history as far as what happened in
england
yeah and uh it was uh
roughly early 1930s i think before is
actually clinically described in like
you know medical papers that jerusalem
syndrome was a thing
uh but maybe before that point i don't
know what at what time it was
still known as jerusalem squabble poison
so if you're a doctor trying to get some
type of credibility you're probably
giving that one a wide berth you know
when you've got people writing on
you know the black death and all this
other stuff you know
what's your topic jerusalem squabble
poison yeah but you know
if you take away the banned poison from
the 80s
yeah wouldn't jerusalem squabble poison
be a better band name than the jerusalem
syndrome again
this was back when printing t-shirts was
expensive so yeah that's true
i don't think so yeah what are you going
to do with the logo
that's that's worse yeah so the so the
problem i have with that is i keep
picturing the
poison logo from the band from the 80s
and then like jerusalem squabble right
above that i mean what a great t-shirt
that would make
maybe i don't know if it kind of rolls
off the tongue as well as poison
yeah that's true yeah yeah but
plus also you might kind of uh put off
the anti-semetics out there from
following the bands
yeah that's true yeah that that that
could have been seen as like hitler's
favorite band
yeah and that that might have caused
some problems that's why you're here to
keep me in check
see that's why i have these ideas and i
need somebody like you to say hey
once again not a good idea just forget
about it and move on
wouldn't work wouldn't work nowadays
either so
anyway so um what i hadn't
taken the notice of when you first
brought the topic to me was that
the jerusalem syndrome had actually made
a few appearances in pop culture
oh i didn't look any of these yeah and
uh there was an x-files episode where a
character
um had returned to the united states
after going to jerusalem
and they said he had you know jerusalem
syndrome when he ended up killing a kid
who had shown
signs of stigmata i think because you
know he
was the i don't know whether it was a
case of he thought the kid was faking it
and he was trying to get rid of
you know people but in the show they
actually called it the jerusalem
syndrome uh
as far as the internet said that might
be like me not true i was going to look
at apache and watch that because i have
seen like i think pretty much every
x-files episode there ever is but that
might have been like about
20 years ago yeah but i mean how long
ago was the x-files that was a long
time ago oh yeah it was more than 20
years ago the first episode yeah
that was a great show it was i mean it
really wasn't and it had a big following
they had that movie that came out and
everything
we had a couple of movies did they have
more than one yeah
there was some you know there's at least
two
well there was one that went in the
movie theater wasn't there
well i i swear that i saw the x-files
movie in the movie theater a long time
ago
but i could i could see them doing like
a made-for-tv movie because it was a tv
show right or at least yeah there are at
least two styles movies
yeah that's one of those shows but i
need to go back in
and watch but yeah but it makes sense i
mean that's files they
they like to dig into some crazy stuff
and there's probably a couple of people
sitting around the x-files writing room
like you and i say hey have you ever
heard of this jerusalem syndrome maybe
we could
you know write an episode about it so
i'm gonna have to dig that up it's like
jerusalem syndrome do you mean jerusalem
squabble poison
yeah that ban that's exactly that was
over there yeah
yeah so um but yeah even the simpsons
got in the act
um they uh homer and um
i think he went with a group i can't
remember if it was his family as well
but they went to jerusalem
and homer got convinced you know he was
the messiah and then
eventually the whole of the tour group
you know
we're all convinced they're the messiah
so there's a whole bunch of them walking
around
thinking they were the messiah wow so
you not to get too off topic here and
this is going to be kind of off topic
but
have you ever been to jerusalem i have
not yeah neither have i
so that fell pretty flat
so moving on i've been more than six
feet away from jerusalem
outside so about yeah probably actually
got the jerusalem
yeah more than seven feet from me yeah
well
that belief of being the messiah um it
does happen to a lot of the
religious tourists who go there you know
like like i said rather than just
regular people who go
like visit like a church group yeah yeah
i mean that just happened that you know
people get that messiah complex and
actually think they're the messiah
and um there's evidence that some of
these people
you know have had these obsessive
religious fixations before visiting
jerusalem and it's like
i guess jerusalem just acts as a some
type of catalyst or whatever and just
you know propels this fixation just out
completely out of control
yeah well i mean that makes sense i mean
it's the home of
the world's three largest religions it's
all right there and i'm guessing like
when you go to vegas
you know you walk by gift shops all the
time and
you want to buy a shirt that says you
know hey i lost this in vegas or
or whatever else i'm guessing when you
go to jerusalem there's all kinds of
religious stuff going on there
and you just get kind of succumbed to
that i mean
you go to colorado and all of a sudden
you just want to be a skier you go to
california and all of a sudden you just
want to be a surfer and you
buy that i guess you go to jerusalem and
there's all kinds of religious stuff
around you saying well
maybe i want to be religious now yeah
the well actually i mean
you know i thought you know there can
only be a handful of cases right
otherwise this thing would be more
widespread in terms of how many people
sure about it but
you know between like 79 and 93 so you
know roughly like 14 years
there were 470 visitors from all over
the world
who actually experienced such extreme
psychosis they had to be hospitalized so
that isn't just the grand total of
people who actually have the jerusalem
syndrome
these are the ones who had it so bad
that they actually had to be
hospitalized
they had 470 they had a severe case yeah
yeah and um but and this is what i was
saying earlier but even local residents
can be even temporary or permanently
affected
by it yeah well it kind of makes you
wonder you know get let's say you're
living in jerusalem
you come home you know you had a bad day
at work right i mean
you didn't sell enough sandwiches at
your sandwich shop come home
old lady sitting there and so you're
kind of beat down and
saying hey you know i am trying to do
something to make
everything better for this family and
the wife says hey
i'm smelling a little bit of jerusalem
syndrome here you need to get off your
high horse you're not as important as
you think you
are and guys like oh yeah that's true we
do live in jerusalem and sometimes that
jerusalem syndrome kind of sneaks up on
me so
i need to get back down and i just need
to go make sandwiches again tomorrow i'm
sorry honey
well it's a bit of a leap from going
from being a little bit narcissistic to
thinking you're the
lord and savior uh but what if you make
the best sandwich in jerusalem
well i don't know what competition is i
can't really comment on that oh yeah but
you know if you're the best sandwich
maker in jerusalem
you might think you're the messiah of
sandwich makers
well i'm well look at this way i mean
like if you're making the best
tex-mex in texas that's a pretty
big boast you're making it in like iowa
where it's probably like
probably get it out of a can and then
it'd be all right
good point you know like wolf brown
chili out the can might be the best
chili they ever
no it's true well it you know saints
yeah we love your potatoes
yeah if that's the only chili you've
ever had yeah you don't know the
difference
yeah and if there's any iowa potato
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in i would rather have one from idaho
not iowa because
i was not really known for potatoes yeah
i kind of hoping you wouldn't notice
that
but hey
but hey if there's a good farmer or a
grocer no potatoes
in iowa i think i would rather have an
iowa
potato sponsor that would be great yeah
you you don't even have to give us a
penny we just wanted an official
iowa potato sponsor it's just like we're
going to skip tex max from texas and
get it from colorado and and we want
someone who grows potatoes in
iowa yeah because we're all about small
business here
yeah now um
a lot of the uh tourists who they
studied
and and not just the ones who obviously
had it so severe they had to be
thrown into hospital they actually
demonstrate
very very similar patterns of
disintegration and symptoms and
what i mean by the disintegration as in
you know their normal
behavior and pattern of thinking
completely breaks down and it's almost
like they take on another personality i
mean not
not quite schizophrenia or like this
association of identity disorder
but you know they just completely
changed well yeah the people who are
with them
kind of notice a personality change
and like i said those symptoms tend to
start round about the second day
okay you know i think that's after on
the first day you know you're a bit
tired anyway you're going to be too
tired to take on a syndrome
let's be honest you're jet lagged yeah
you know you probably
yeah you're sleeping in a different
place
uh nobody sleeps well on their first
date whenever
they're on a vacation or whatever so
you're getting used to the hotel room
trying to figure out what you got for
dinner you realize i forgot my
toothbrush
now i got to go find a cvs and get me a
toothbrush
or you know the tsa they took my shaving
cream because they thought it was a bomb
or something like that
so now you've got past all those first
day
travel woes so now you're calm enough to
let the jerusalem syndrome kind of sneak
up and bite you
well well i think on the first day of
you're kind of like you know what i
think i might be moses but i'm a little
bit too tired to kind of pull it off
today so yeah tomorrow is i'm going to
start 8 a.m tomorrow morning
i am moses tomorrow morning yes
absolutely
yeah but um apparently that the symptoms
start off
and again it's almost in every case with
these inexplicable kind of feelings of
nervousness
and anxiety but i'll tell you what i
mean it must be like an actor you know
going on broadway for the first time
if you're going to step into like moses
or jesus shoes there's got to be a
little bit of nervousness going into
that role oh sure
well that's with any role but especially
you know a
prominent religious figure that
everybody has this
idea in their mind of what they look
like or
you know if you look at charlton heston
in the ten commandments i mean that was
moses so
everybody that's always been moses is
always going to look to say
am i as good as he played moses yeah so
if i'm
if i'm walking around i'm going to be
like i'm uh
i'm not i'm not moses maybe i'm
like one of the other random people
walking around
uh you know kind of one of the b or c
characters in the bible
maybe maybe i could pull that off i
don't think i could pull moses off
yeah because it's got to be a little bit
disconcerting when you're really trying
to get in the role and people are booing
you
yeah because you know that there's out
of all these people who've got jerusalem
syndrome right there's
there's got to be a lot of them who have
claimed to have been the same character
i mean
you know if we're forgetting about the
ones who you know think they're jesus
if we take the other characters in there
there's got to be some duplicates
oh so that maybe they've got a website
which is like you know the top 10
you know moses of you know the 1990s who
had the jerusalem syndrome i don't know
yeah
i mean you could be zacchaeus it's like
you know i'm i'm like five foot two uh
i like to climb trees i'm zacchaeus
everybody's gonna look at you like
you pick that dude okay
we'll we'll let you pretend to be that
would be pretty lazy so i think
lazarus would is the one that would
probably try that would
yeah yeah except for good job you've
been asleep now for
yeah you know a few days so no they're
doing it well that would be a good one
yeah yeah just gonna get somebody to
kind of lift you up through the roof or
whatever
yeah yeah that one wouldn't be too bad
but um yeah also one of the things is
you know when people go in groups you
know even if it's just with their family
not with like a church group or
something
uh it's been noted that they have this
sudden need to be alone
and then they start performing these
weird kind of purification rituals and
like his jewish baths and stuff like
to try and cleanse themselves yeah but
it look i i can see the part about
wanting to be alone i mean if if i'm
going somewhere historical
i tend to want to be alone i when i went
to boston
i want to be alone because i want to
look at the historical part
of that and you know my family or
whoever i've traveled with they think
that's boring
so if i was going to go to jerusalem and
one of the symptoms or
that you know somebody in the group
wants to be by themselves i'd be like
look i want to do my own thing
so why is that so bad if you want to go
off and do your own thing and it's like
automatically
oh that guy must have the jerusalem
syndrome because he wants to go be by
himself
no i want to actually go and read into
things and take my own time why is that
so bad
yeah i'll be honest with you mate most
of my uh friends they go on vacation
with their family want to be left alone
even if they like
you know go to aspen i don't know yeah
see i i think that one's cheating
i i i think that's a a cheating uh
symptom of the syndrome right there of
them wanting to be alone yeah the
purification thing
uh it's hot maybe they just want a bath
yeah i mean maybe that the
shower isn't that great maybe they have
those low flow
showers over there yeah and you're like
you know i i can't seem to get clean
so i i need to take more showers because
i can't get all the shampoo out of my
hair now i know that's not a problem for
you because you don't have any hair on
your head but
you know when you're trying to wash your
hair and you have this
thick luxurious hair like i have
you know which you don't have and i know
i'm rubbing my hair here and i'm making
you jealous
sometimes you got to say you know i got
i'm going to have to take another shower
because i can't get all the
shampoo out of my hair well i think one
of the things which does
count is that um as the condition
continues often they'll start
dressing in robes to try and identify
with characters from the bible
not a robe person not a rogue person
where do you think they get the robe
some do this thing there's a local
market which like is cashing in on the
syndrome or
if there's not we need to stop this
podcast right now
and we need to go sell robes introduced
get etsy or
ebay or something to kind of set us up i
remember in school
i was on a business trip one time and uh
did one of the you know i don't know if
it's priceline or something like that
and did
you know ended up with the fancy hotel
right for cheap price
and stayed there and they had one of the
robes hanging in the closet
and i'm looking at the robe i'm like i'm
not a robe person i don't own a robe i
i don't know what i'm supposed to do
with this but i'm gonna wear a robe
and so got out of the shower put the
robe on called the wife
and and did the little facetime thing
and said i'm wearing a robe and she said
you look stupid and that was the that
was the end of my run
i didn't even think about that yeah
surely if they have robes in the hotel
room surely you just
wear one of those and the only change
would be you just wouldn't take it off
yeah now if it's got hotel hilton on the
back of it then obviously that's kind of
like
not quite so biblical as like if it's a
genuine one you bought from the
marketplace but didn't you say
that some people who couldn't find robes
were like using curtains and stuff
yeah so so in my little bit of research
that i found there were some people that
used the bed linens right and they made
these and you
you call them a robe i i call it more
like a toga
right you know they were basically
taking the bed sheets off
and kind of making a toga out of that
and wandering around doing that thing
uh i don't think i could pull that off
but
can can you imagine though if we had a
robe store over there
and we put the jerusalem squabble
poison on the back of the robes
now we're getting somewhere you know
nice embroidered
robe with that on the back yeah maybe
get a sponsor over there
like you know hilton you know little
hilton logo on the front and jerusalem
squabble poison
on the back of the robe and we just all
walk around in the robes
sell them for like 500 bucks a piece do
you know what we can retire do you not
think some of the people
deeper into the psychosis will say that
that's
not quite as authentic as they were
looking for
well but they're crazy so how would they
know the difference
temporarily crazy yeah yeah oh we got
all we got to do hey
this is a no refund no exchange type
thing so once they buy it
we're off the hook yeah well um you know
for the most part other than those
people who end up in hospital
most of the sufferers of it just tend to
be kind of like a little bit annoying to
the family or the group they're in
or you know the ones who require
hospitalization
um for whatever reason around about
2010 and that's pretty much an exact
year other than it might be a couple
years either side but around 2010
um the episodes of um jerusalem syndrome
dropped
like incredibly because it used to be uh
there'd be about 50 people hospitalized
a year right
from having their son so roughly one a
week yeah so incredible
uh psychotic episodes but it kind of
went down to about two or three
a year wow just dropped suddenly that's
like it wasn't fashionable anymore yeah
that that's kind of sad i mean can you
imagine if
you were one of those doctors right and
you've got some
some dude comes in and he's got the
jerusalem syndrome
and so the orderly or whatever they are
you know comes up you know you're the
doctor you're walking in for your shift
and
dude comes up to you and he says okay uh
we got joe
over here uh joseph i think joseph
oh okay i picked a bad name yeah
uh look oh sebastian
yeah you know let's use a good english
name right
we've got sebastian over here and he's
got a case of the jerusalem syndrome
so uh so dr wolf uh
what should you suggest
that we do with sebastian over here keep
them six feet away from jerusalem ah
yeah i mean can't they just hop them in
an ambulance and
drive them six feet away from the city
and magically they're cured
so why do we even need the hospital then
well remember this i mean we're sitting
here if
you came out with a six-foot rule it's
not an exact science to cure the
jerusalem syndrome well but i
believe we made ourselves like phds in
this and we
cured it in the beginning of the podcast
so do we need to just
open up a little hospital over there
where we sell the robes
and everybody that shows up that has it
we just put them in a car
like we could probably get a cheap
toyota prius for like
five grand and and just drive them
outside the city
and just leave them out there and say
you're cured you know
walk away i've got a better idea
actually how about we just get alone and
set up a biblical theme park and let
them just run with it and just let them
think they're who they are you know like
people who go to disneyland and all that
stuff
let them just go there and just believe
they're who they are not harming anybody
keep an eye on them we've got security
and all that stuff yeah but run around
okay okay so the problem with that is
what if you have
two dudes out there that both think
they're moses
and time slots you're not you're moses
at two o'clock you're moses at 5 30.
oh that's a good idea theme park for
jerusalem
but mind you now it's gone down to two
or three sufferers a year require
hospitalization i don't know if there's
money
but it's like any other business thing
we think about i mean we'll make like
six dollars i'm betting now that they're
just reporting all of those cases as
covid anyway
oh that's true now um there has actually
been
some pretty extreme cases of jerusalem
syndrome as much
as light as we've made of it and that
doesn't mean we're not going to make
light of these cases either because
these ones are actually
kind of ridiculous um well actually the
first two are kind of sad but
the last one's ridiculous um back in uh
november 2017
uh there's a british tourist where i
think it was i think
see see it's always got to be the
british people well i think it is irish
actually
so yeah i figured you'd thought it well
well i think it was because the article
actually came from an irish newspaper
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and they don't normally report on
anything outside of ireland you know
like yeah i don't even think they
reported on world war ii during the war
yeah it wasn't nothing to do with them
apparently they had to keep the guinness
factory
yeah so anyway um he disappeared in the
desert
and uh somewhere close to southern
israel i can't remember i think it began
with a g
oval or something like anyway whatever
irrelevant
so he left a trail of bible pastures and
they found his laptop and all this stuff
and they found a lot um a lot of
references to jesus going into the
desert
for 40 days and 40 nights and um
the last kind of update i could find on
the interwebs as of november 2019
it still hadn't been found so that's
like two years so i think he kind of
went past the 40 days 49th thing
yeah or or did he just like change his
name and somehow get back on their plane
and
and go back home and everybody kind of
forgot about it
and that could have happened well maybe
you'd have thought his family might kind
of uh
noticed because this is like two years
later they still hadn't found him
oh okay so so the family's actively
trying to figure out what happened to
the dude yeah but
probably from ireland i don't know how
good their internet is i don't know well
not only that
but can we get them out of the pub long
enough to
sober up and realize that they'll find
out where it is
yeah yeah um i can't remember i should
have written down his name actually
i thought you knew what his name was
sheamus i'm pretty sure it's
shameless oh mahani or something yeah
shane
sheamus oh yeah riley or whatever
sheamus of squabble we're going to call
him sheamus of squabble
so uh a public service announcement
if anyone has any information as to the
location of sheamus oh squabbles last
thing
in the desert yes please send an email
to the wolf and the shepherd at
gmail.com and we will make sure that
sheamus of squabbles
family gets home even though we don't
have any idea how to get ahold of his
family but
uh it'd be a great email to read because
most of most of the email we get i mean
we get some emails from listeners and
everything but
we still do get a lot of spam we take
yeah but i god that would be great to
to get an email about sheamus of
squabble yeah
so um back in 1969 an australian tourist
again
not english uh yeah well he set fire
well even he was on a divine mission
yeah but there was a whole ton of riots
but apparently also did a bunch of other
stuff which
once again though you say not english
but that's where you sent all your
prisoners so did a lot of people though
knows all the english that's the way we
learned it in history so that's true
yeah no no the winners write the history
books so that's the way we learned it so
by default still still english so once
again
you you're doing a terrible disservice
to it
what about this one this last one and
this one was amazing well
okay but but we tell me tell me again
we set fire to a mosque mosque yeah
he believed he was on some divine
mission and it caused a whole bunch of
riots but i think he did some other
stuff as well but the article didn't
which
which mosque is this it that's not the
big famous one there on the temple mount
is it i don't know
i think it is isn't it i i don't know
the dome of the rock i
i don't know what the actual name of
that is but
isn't that the dome of the rock mosque
oh siri
right now oh all right hang on second
second night oh
yeah i mean we don't even we're not
sponsored by
apple but yeah all right so so what am i
asking siri here
uh what's the most famous mosque in
jerusalem
okay all right here we go let's see
oh i thought i just held the side button
down still going out oh
yeah all right well we'll do it with
voice hey siri
what is the most famous mosque
that's my phone nuts yeah
yeah your phone way over there well
maybe it's because my phone was locked
hang on uh hey siri
it's still my phone yeah i don't know
what that means
yeah yeah all right let's give it let's
give it up yeah it's one of the mosques
yeah i mean all right well it's still
there yeah so
uh he failed yeah all the facts are
there that's all you need for that one
yep
so anyway this last one a middle-aged
american who i'm sure you're going to
say had english
descendants i'm sure he did right taurus
decided that he was samson
right which is oh samson okay one right
well
well now we're talking about one of the
you know
b characters of the bible yeah you know
obviously he had some stuff in the bible
written about him but he's not
super famous right i mean everybody
knows who sampson is but it's not like
he took up a
a huge piece of the bible right okay
yeah unless you kind of name check
delilah
a lot of people forget who samson is
yeah that's true
so anyway he got this idea that part of
the western wall needed to be moved by
his bare hands all right
so he was an avid bodybuilder you know
even before he came
there and uh well anyway it didn't work
out too well and after a skirmish with
um the authorities he actually ended up
in a psychiatric ward
but one of the mental health
professionals uh while he was giving him
a diagnosis or whatever made the error
of telling him he wasn't samson so this
kind of enrolled
yeah i kind of went hulk mode
yeah let's admit elementary mistake
right there
yeah that's the worst thing you do yeah
so anyway he turned into the incredible
hulk apparently
uh bruce banner style and he smashed
through a window
jumped out and escaped and a nurse later
found him at a bus stop
and he was quite belligerent until she
praised his
samson-like strength at which point he
finally cooperated
no that almost sounds a little stolen
from the bible aren't you
was there a verse in the bible about
samson waiting at a bus stop
and an s turning up yeah i think so i
think so now didn't you have
now didn't you read about that as well
and it's like dad had to come over and
kind of coax him back
yeah well well so i so i read
about somebody and and i think it was
the samson
guy that they finally coaxed him back
into the hospital or whatever and
so his dad had to show up and fly
back with him to take him back to
america just to make sure he got
back safe and then of course you know
everything just kind of subsided and
everything was good but
honestly can you see samson that the
real samson right saying
hey hey dad hey dad can you come help me
you know he's supposed to be the
strongest guy in the world right and and
he needs his dad to show up
kind of kind of sad i think what be
worse is when he gets back to the states
all his mates go hey how's the vacation
and he's like
not great i i wonder
you know one one thing i couldn't find
and i'm guessing you didn't find it
either
is if the dude had long hair yeah
well you think he would wouldn't that be
ironic if if
they said okay all right
so dr wolf he thinks he's samson
and he's got long hair quick get my wig
so so
let's shave his head like when he's
asleep
and then we say okay all your strength's
gone you gotta go home now
yeah uh you're gonna miss monday night
football if you don't get on this plane
and daddy's gonna come take you home and
and now all your hair is gone it's like
yeah
okay well you know that makes logical
sense so
so now my strength's gone and then they
tell the dad look
just don't let him grow his hair out
let's just rub narrow all over his head
and make sure he doesn't have any hair
anymore and everything
problem solved see this is more of the
reason why
i think we need to run this hospital
over in jerusalem i i think we could fix
all these problems
what would have been better if the nurse
was named delilah
oh how ironic would that be
that would have that would have been a
giant mess that that would have been a
giant mess
well with all that said thanks for
tuning in to this episode of the wolf
and the shepherd we certainly hope you
enjoyed it and we will catch you on the
next one