The Wolf And The Shepherd discuss the sport... well activity, of bowling.
welcome to this episode of the wolf and
the shepherd today we're gonna be
talking about
bowling bumpers up
you know we're going to be talking about
the
maybe you call it the sport of bowling
i mean i i always
took bowling as you know something that
you
did that was just a extra curricular
activity
not necessarily a sport you know
something somebody did but
there's there's some interesting things
to
look at with bowling now before we get
into bowling too much you mentioned the
word sport
do you consider cheerleading a sport no
no me neither no says that out of the
way now all right
sorry sorry olivia and i i i love you my
my daughter olivia loves cheerleading
and she considers that a sport but i'm
sorry she's not
a supporter she's not an athlete just
like that oh what's that
what's the official name of that ribbon
throwing around the ribbons what's that
yeah at the olympics
no honestly i think it's actually called
throwing around the ribbons yeah
yeah because it's just ridiculous
yeah no they're not they're not i mean
they're they seem to be very flexible
which
you know but it's like a fairly tight
shoelace but yeah but that's you know
kind of like the
gymnastics or or whatever part of that
just because they can do gymnastics and
like you say
throw around a ribbon doesn't invent a
sport
now do you think they should get rid of
gymnastics and just introduce
parkour why hasn't parkour been i don't
know
because that stuff's impressing it
everybody loves watching that
oh yeah yeah but yeah all you know we
can't do that i mean yeah
that they tried now correct me if i'm
wrong but
did they not get like skateboarding and
some of
those like extreme sports finally you
know i'm not
sure i just i just don't know in the
proper olympics right
where a mimio protrechochov who's
12 years old has steroids to stop her
getting
any heavier or growing well and gets
beaten up three times a day because
she's dead to eat
you know some extra peas i don't know
why that's but
remember we still have in the winter
olympics the biathlon which is
skiing and shooting yeah right but
but then we got rid of naked wrestling
because the if you look back at the
history of the olympics the wrestlers
were naked
so yeah but also dwarf tossing hasn't
made it in there
oh god that'd be a great sport wouldn't
it dwarf tossing
yes yeah yeah and then shooting putting
skiing
shooting and dwarf toss and then maybe
we've got the triathlon
the triathlon rather than swimming
running and biking
let's do that yeah see this is why we
should be in charge of the olympics
pretty much everything really yeah it
should be but we're talking about
bowling we find solutions to problems
that don't exist
yes yeah but we're talking about yeah
all right um
so bowling are you any good at
well it depends on your definition of
what's good at bowling i mean i don't
even know what the
good average score is with bowling it's
like
you know somebody says hey do you play
golf and
i would say well yeah i play golf but i
haven't played in a while
and then when i say you know i've shot
in the 80s before
that's really good it's good for golf
yeah
you know but obviously when i shot in
the 80s i probably cheated like
20 strokes to get into these you know
which is
you can't really cheat in bowling like
you can in golf
so i i think you know my best score
in bowling was probably in the low 200s
but i think that's probably pretty good
the ironic part though is when i
rolled that game i was like nine ten
years old
if if i would go right now to bowl
if you said hey let's stop the podcast
let's go up to bowling alley and let's
bowl a game
i if i bowled my best i would probably
say
i'd bowl maybe a 150. yeah
that's quite all right i'm
i just can't find a pattern i will play
games i'll get like 150
and the next game i'll get like 62.
i just haven't found a rhythm with it
and i can't find any reason because like
i've been great at every sport i've ever
played which is why i completely
dismissed bowling as being a sport
because like um bowling is actually
considered as a target sport
i don't know what has and a recreational
activities for me it basically means i
can
suck across two different genres the
exact same
thing yeah but going back to the
recreational activity
i mean you have curling now in the
winter olympics
and it looks like four dads that like
yeah got onto the wrong airplane and
showed up and they said
hey y'all gotta go play this game like
oh okay well we'll
turn our ball cap around backwards and
we've got our polo shirt on
that you know our guts kind of hanging
out and we're playing this game but
we're these professional curlers curlers
curling has a rich
history and i think you've just peed
upon it a little bit
wow okay so let's go with that corn hole
i mean that's one of those new ones
where you you look at
espn and maybe this is because we're in
the age of cobit
right now right in and sports just sucks
so bad that
this is what we're looking at that we
are actually
watching professional cornhole
players throw bean bags into a
little plywood hole
well cornhole has a rich history so
i'll tell you what doesn't have a rich
history right we're not bowling
no no no it does not really it does when
i lived in europe
um some of the countries like especially
the nordic ones have such a strong
interest um
you know in like winter sports that i
stayed in a hotel once and like two or
three of the radio stations had
skiing on the radio so literally
on the radio yeah live skiing on the
radio so you heard was gonna
he went he went left he went right and
every now and then he went left
and everywhere and you'd hear the
comment be like
skiing on the radio that is warring that
is
espn channel 34. yeah that was pretty
bad
but there's also um you know we want to
talk about sports before we really kind
of like really pee over bowling being a
sport
um there's an indian sport which is
basically a game of tag
which you play in a square which i think
it's like i'm going to guess this like
12 yards square
and you have to hold your breath but
keep repeating this phrase like
i don't know any phrase you can think of
like you can put everybody up
anywhere anyway like this and you
basically play tag in this square
but you have to hold your breath and
play tag and the last person wins and
that's actually an official
sport in india so it gets on the tv
so so why don't we have hopscotch
in the olympics well i don't know i mean
it's amazing how
well when that indian game of holding
your breath
tag gets in there then we'll maybe put
hopscotch in there
but anyway so um how old do you think
bowling is if you have to have a guest
oh gosh uh you're not 1972 it's before
that
yeah okay i'm i'm gonna guess
let's go with like 250 years
no no
no it's even before the common era ah
no kidding
and where do you think it originated
while you're guessing
okay okay so now you're you're telling
me it's
more than 2 000 years old when and where
when and where when did it uh let's go
with
uh egypt yeah
oh no kidding egypt yeah wow okay
because let's be honest
outside of building sphinx and pyramids
they have nothing better to do
so so they build
pyramids in the sphinx and bowling
islands
okay so that makes sense yeah and the
aliens didn't bring bowling to us
okay uh so i'm gonna go with 4 000 years
ago
no so like 52 000 bc no
5200 bc wow
is and that's when they actually found
the first dated
uh kind of stuff of it being a thing it
might have actually been a thing
before that but all you need to know is
that
people have been embarrassingly
underperforming bowling for
over 7 000 years well yeah yeah been
sucking up some of those
most people under perform when they bowl
anywhere right yeah
now um the roman empire got in the act
because you know the romans great a lot
of things
especially if you like listen to life
for brian watch the life of brian movie
sure give us the aqua dark sanitation
almost oh the world
yeah all this stuff so anyway um they
got in on the bowling thing about 2
000 years ago so they waited about 5 000
years after the egyptians invented it
right kind of thought let's see how it
catches on you know giving
5 000 years as you do um a bit
kind of similar to how microsoft spends
its time waiting to take on the latest
technology sure
so yeah yeah the romans kind of waited 5
000 years and so all right let's give it
a try
and that that was like historically
the whole bowling thing and then we had
to wait thousands of years before it
became a thing here in the western world
yeah so i could see the romans doing
that
because i mean they could be lazy with
some things
like you know hey strike rights yeah it
do we wait and figure out is this going
to be a thing
you know i mean they built coliseums and
everything but
you never go to rome and say hey
take me to the ancient bowling alley
you know get i've never heard of any
ancient
bowling alleys over there in rome right
well i actually think other than
overseeing the crucifixion of
our messiah that taking on bowling as a
pastime was probably the second worst
mistake
probably yeah um but uh
the germans as a whole
you know got into the act about 400 a.d
right okay so so we're still talking
about a long time ago
yeah yeah because when when you looked
at me with the germans i'm thinking
okay well they're they're going to
organize
this they're they're going to put
everything barbarians through the
they're going to set the rules and i'm
going to say hey here's the way we do it
but
this is long before that okay well the
difference being that like
um when the egyptians did it and the
romans kind of caught on
five thousand years too late they still
did it as a little bit of a past
time right just like have a little bit
of fun past the time like we're not
building pyramids if we're not
invading countries and all this stuff
building
it was something you did after work it's
like okay hey
i spent all day putting this pyramid
together
yeah and i just need something to
kind of blow off some steam so i'm gonna
go bowling
no i'm not i'm not i'm not an expert but
i do think
some of the pyramids took longer than a
day to put together
well no i'm just i'm just saying you're
you're typical egyptian dude
and you don't you wake up in the morning
you
eat uh some terrible breakfast whatever
yeah locust there you go like you kiss
the wife and you say hey i'm going to
work
and now you're putting all these stones
together building a pyramid
and it you tell the wife hey
i'm not coming home tonight
until i go bowling with my other pyramid
building buddies
yeah and so he just went out and did
some bowling before he went home
i mean what's wrong with that for the
record there's not a lot of
hieroglyphics kind of
showing bowling well because the guys
that were going bowling didn't want to
tell them why
the secret yeah yeah they didn't want to
tell the wives
that they were going bowling they said
hey we're putting the pyramid together
and then after we do our work today we
have this
meeting that we have to go to after that
and talk about the work for the next day
so
i'll be home late tonight yeah and then
they actually went in bowled
so maybe that was kind of that first
hidden thing of
not having to go home and deal with the
wife
yeah well apparently the germans managed
to
completely ruin it being a recreational
activity
um you know but when you got a history
of starting two world wars i mean
probably the part before that isn't
going to be golden either but anyway
they used um
bowling as a religious ritual right oh
and they used it to cleanse themselves
from sin
now my thought when i first read that
right was the church
at the time uh must have done a
piss-poor job of communicating that
jesus is death on the cross atoned for
all sin
when somebody has to introduce bowling
to compete the atonement for your sins i
mean
the blood of christ covers all but
you're gonna have to do a little bit of
bowling to cover up that yeah you know
stealing you did last there's there
there was definitely a pr
issue in here that that they were
dealing with
or you know so maybe the early bowling
leagues
that were trying to start said hey we've
we've got an opportunity
here let's just say that people have to
go roll a ball down this lane
and knock pins over now i think at the
time they were like
stone kind of like roundish rocks so
oh yeah i don't i don't even know if
they had holes you could put your
fingers in it it's just like rolling a
rock at something but it was cleansing
apparently so yeah
yeah well don't make it bad yeah i mean
yeah it's fine
now i don't know about you but anytime
i've been bowling
i've adapted the uh language of a
tourette's syndrome
sufferer yeah and uh i think i actually
create more
sin by the cussing and the drinking to
get rid of my poor performance and i
actually
do any atonement of sins yeah but
i don't want to jump too far ahead
because i haven't
you know looked at our you know little
three by five note card here of our
notes here but you do realize
the connotation behind bowling is kind
of that
white trash sport but it is now didn't
used to be
oh he used to be a very very high up
sport no
kidding no poor people were like beaten
and imprisoned if they dared to do
bowling at
the right time okay because you know
in in the united states that that was
always kind of that
white trash sport but right before it
not so much is what you're telling me
yeah well
remember you don't have much history
here really well no
yeah what maybe three four hundred years
depending on
what propaganda you read um yeah
king edward the third right now
outside of being an absolutely brilliant
military
you know and political figure i mean he
really did more than probably any king
in history in england of achieving um
you know different variations of warfare
and actually putting together
you know political reforms actually
supported
uh i guess you know the decisions king
was making in integrating royalty with
you know the political systems of the
day one of the things he was
most known for was he actually banned
bowling because it was a distraction to
archery practice
no yes that's that's his other legacy
why was he so against bowling
yeah but what was so good about archery
well i don't know beth who worked at the
bakers
i think he could have given her a free
pass it's like beth go play some bowling
because you're crap at archery mate you
don't need to be practicing that
we're not all good at yeah certain
sports but he gets a free pass because
like i said he was a military and
political genius so
but uh still in his legacy though he
actually
you know kind of banned bowling yeah
and then there was uh king henry the
eighth who not known for his best
decisions because remember he got
married six times right yeah
well they wrote a song about him yeah
henry the eighth i am i
am yeah all that yeah um
you know he's not a great uh figure in
terms of divorce court
legends i suppose you know there's a lot
of misogyny going on for the reasons why
he divorced his wives
sure you know um well remember
she had like too many digits on her
hands yeah but
let's not judge him i mean we're not
here to judge
we don't know let's be honest and
maybe there were some issues that you or
i
if we were the king and we had those
problems maybe we would say yeah
we don't want anything to do with this
we need to get rid of it
because we'd rather go bowling does just
go to show though that even all these
many hundred years later that
even if you're fat and a bit obnoxious
if you've got a lot of money you can
still get married six times
yes yeah oh absolutely so anyway
that's proven time and time again so
anyway he was a
pretty avid bowler which you know if
you've got six wives or
you know obviously not at the same time
but you know he probably wanted to get
away
a little bit you know so um
i don't know how many bowling lanes were
available at the time but he actually
banned bowling for the lower classes for
the poor people
except for at christmas christmas
christmas that's the only time
the poor people the peasants were
allowed to go bowling can you imagine
being a peasant at christmas right okay
so this is my one time i can bowl yeah
so
i've got to stand in line i i
i just want a bowl
buying gifts for the kids not starving
to death
not dying of the black death or whatever
crap was going around at that time
oh i'll stick bowling at the list you
know i'm gonna stick all that stuff down
because i want to go bowling
so and bowling's got to be number one
because this is my
one time out of the year that i'm going
to be able to bowl
so i i know you're sick over there stop
coughing yeah put a mask on stay six
feet away from me
yeah and i'm gonna go bowling yeah happy
christmas kids daddy's going bowling no
i
got you anything because it still cost
me thrippance
or three copper pieces to go bowling and
which i could have used on your
christmas
gifts but i didn't because i want to go
bowling that's right because i only have
one time a year that i can do this yeah
so um
kind of proving further that the english
royal family
did a little bit too much in uh
in the early days right up until about
nine see it always
it always comes into the english oh see
y'all
y'all just it messed up the world well i
mean
like i said i think until about 1950 or
1960 they did way too much in breeding
um but anyway king james the first he
banned bowling on sundays which
you know fair enough you know here in
texas we can't buy liquor on sunday so
true
that's fair enough but anyway he
permitted dancing
and archery on sundays as long as you
first attended church
oh because if you're an atheist
there's no archery there's no doubt so
so did you get
like a little card that they punched a
hole in saying hey
you attended church embrace that like i
call it string or something yeah yeah
yeah something that proved that you
actually went there
so they need to go dance and do awesome
you could dance you could do archery but
bowling no no no no no that's
bad so that's some yeah that's the
history of bowling in england
um and it actually took
you know given bowling was
literally 7 000 years or so old by this
point
till 1895 and it was i think in new york
uh the modern standardized rules of
bowling were introduced which means you
know obviously for the previous 7 000
years they were just making it up as
they went along
yeah well it's like playing monopoly
you know you bring people over it's like
oh okay well
free parking we're gonna put 500.
in here you get that and then all of the
community chest and chance you throw
that in the middle
you know so lots of house rules
basically yeah and now
all of a sudden somebody said hey we we
ought to make some
standardized rules here with this game
that we're
rolling a ball down and knocking stuff
over you know it had to do with when
betting came in right oh sure because
you know what
the the biggest way to get standardized
rules is to introduce betting where
people who are putting in the money
you know want a level playing field in
terms of how decisions oh yeah
you know yeah i mean if if you and i
right now said
we're gonna do rock paper scissors yeah
we're gonna have to make a rule that
says okay well if we're gonna put
money on this we're gonna have to say
rock paper scissors shoot
we can't just say rock paper scissors
and then
wait 10 seconds between whatever we
put out there so now all of a sudden we
got to set these rules up because
now gambling's involved yeah it's a
really bad example but i know what you
mean
yeah um no that's a great now now coming
um you know towards the modern day
there's roughly about four and a half
thousand uh
bowling alleys in the united states but
going back to the mid 60s
there was actually about 11 000 and that
that's more actually to do with the cost
of running electricity and the price of
property and that
stuff but you know i kind of blamed wee
bowling personally when that came in
because like
it's like why am i going to go to a
bowling alley when i can suck at wee
bowling
yeah well
you can also look at the wee bowling
when
that came in that was
so much easier and everybody could do
that and you didn't have to
go rent the shoes you didn't have to go
to the bowling alley
and there's still that connotation of
the bowling alley that it's still
kind of trashy plus you had your own
avatar
well yeah if you were if you weren't so
lazy
that you didn't create that you just
didn't say oh okay well
here's whatever it is and then i just
your avatar was
your avatar was still that brunette and
a dress named jessica
exactly yeah yeah you could be
lazy with that yeah and but
still going back to that whole bowling
alley thing
here it it still just
had that kind of white trash yeah but i
think that
came later on because um
you know the in terms of the number of
people and like i wanted to get on the
figures with this that uh
you know there's their estimates and i
don't know how they do this
approximation but
you know there's 67 million people a
year in the united states
who bowl at least you know kind of like
once a year all right so one thing i
might do in january and be like yeah
that's terrible i'm not doing it again
until next year yeah but
but you're talking about 20
of yeah the u.s population yeah
but that's a that's a big chunk it is
but you take five-year-olds bowling you
know it's not the uh
same number of you'd attribute to like
taking part in full contact martial arts
you know right so
you know different because like you know
grandma can go bowling but
once you kick her in the face a few
times at the local dojo
you know that's uh yeah you know she's
not coming back next week
that's a good point yeah but um 1.3
million of them
actually compete in leagues including
our friend eric who
kind of swept that one and he was kind
of like oh i'm part of a bowling league
i've not asked him any further questions
since seen outside
yeah yeah that's kind of one of those
where like
i just don't know what to i just don't
know what to ask yeah that it's like oh
well uh nice good good
for you
congratulations yeah
i don't want to sponsor you with this
but uh can we come watch i don't
want to watch yeah
now funnily enough like that uh 1.3
million people registered in leagues
i did actually look you know on some
sites on the interwebs and they said
that there was
two million league players but you know
i'm kind of thinking that the secretary
of the national association
probably passed guests and encounter
days to retirement isn't necessarily
that [ __ ] about the numbers
yeah you know because what's gonna i
mean if it's like 1.3 or it's 1.7 i mean
nobody's losing out yeah
yeah they're too busy playing candy
crush
and then they're not tracking yes and
i'm wondering why you know the grandkids
aren't
calling them as often as maybe they
should now bumpers
riders now okay well the thing is you
know i know i know
what this is we had this title right of
bumpers up
sucking it bowling you know about
bowling now bumpers were actually first
introduced here in texas
right no kidding dallas wow that's right
and this dude i think it was um i can't
remember the exact number it was jupiter
bowling alley or something so anyway he
um
invented bumpers and it was first like i
think a whole bunch of cardboard
it put you know to either side yeah and
um
it was because of sun uh
you know i think it was a toddler i
don't think he was like 26 or something
but anyway he kept crying because he was
getting frustrated because you know he's
throwing the ball down there and he kept
going
together yeah so anyway so he invented
uh he was the one who invented bumpers
and it stopped his
kid from crying out frustration and i
figured well all the times i've been to
a bowling alley i mean it's been working
the same way
with high school girls ever since it
stops them from crying out frustration
well i i do remember when i was a little
kid
believe it or not i was in a bowling
league
i mean i i was you know a little kid
and my mom
ended up being the coach of our team
and it was me and two other girls
and so our little team was me and these
two girls and my
mom had her own bowling ball
and all this stuff and she
won the tournament of uh the coaches
and me and one of the
other girls won the
uh you know whatever you want to call it
the
the team thing and everything but
they had a handicap
and so they put handicaps on everybody
and based off the handicap
they actually gave the winning trophy
to another team because
me and this other girl won the
tournament
but that's the other girl because it
makes you sound like you're a girl just
me and this girl okay
fair enough but the other team
won the tournament and got the big
trophy
based off the handicap and my mom was
mad
and i've never seen my mom
want to fight somebody physically
on that because she worked with us
trained with us showed us how to bowl
all that good
stuff and we actually lost that
and then we got out of the bowling
league let's say i i'm like
seven eight years old something like
that bowling
and it was just a fun game but my mom
honestly kind of took offense to it
because
all these other kids sucked at it my mom
taught us how to bowl really well and
the third girl on the team
literally and this was without bumpers
or anything else
she would bowl like a 12 right and
by the end of the season that girl was
bowling like a hundred
because my mom would show her how to
bowl and all this but the other kids
it wasn't doing anything and so that's
when
i just got away from bowling i'm like
yeah it's a white trash board
i just don't want to do this well i mean
i know your dad very well
and i can just imagine him sitting home
thinking yeah
one day my son's going to play in the
nfl and all of a sudden you're playing
with two girls and being coached by your
mama bowling
yeah but you know what there is that
yeah i mean bowling's a big industry i
mean it's actually a 10
billion dollar industry 10 billion
dollars
10 billion dollars yeah and that's like
austin powers type 10 billion
yeah i mean not just like right now elon
musk 10 million
money so um that only kind of supports
my view that
you know in the united states
masochistic tendencies kind of run deep
a little bit
and i think the germans probably got it
a little bit correct when they were
talking about using bowling as an act of
contrition because those
out of the 60 million people who do it
at least once a year
and you know regardless what numbers you
believe of about between 1.3 million and
2 million playing in leagues that leaves
65 million people who kind of do it
and think no i don't want to do it again
well
let's run a day let me ask you this
when's the last time you bowled
um probably about four years ago maybe
and how'd you do
crap well what walk us through the
premise
all right yeah you know were you just
there with a couple of friends
i think i've got like a um possessed arm
that's all i can say because i will play
some games
and i can get like 160 170 points right
okay
and blow everybody out of the water but
the next game for no reason whatsoever
i'll get like 70. and there's no rhyme
or reason for
it yeah but it but it's been four years
probably since you've been in a bowling
alley yeah i just haven't
you know been i guess motivated or had
the kind of reason to go and bowl yeah
but but so
why um why do you not want to go bowling
again
uh because i just don't really enjoy
sucking at something up badly
i guess because like i like to do things
where people kind of are in or
of me and bowling is not one of those
things i mean just like
i'm not going to go on american idol you
know i mean i'm pretty well
single no we all know you don't need to
go on america
with with your singing voice we know
that
i'm going america's got no talent but um
yeah american idol i don't want to go on
there if if you and i
right now stop this podcast and we ran
up to a bowling alley
and i said what are you gonna bowl
what do you think your score would be
well first of all there's a couple of
issues with that
i think the closest one is about 3.7
miles away in otago so if you and i
run there at the current condition we're
in it's gonna have been closed by two
hours by the time we get there so we're
gonna have to sit and wait until
now 11 a.m tomorrow morning until it
opens but no i would
i don't know but that's the thing i
could bowl like a fantastic score
and like completely destroy you then we
play the next two games and it's
and you'd fall apart yeah i just fell
apart it's got no consistency and
even wee bowling didn't help me i used
to play like um
with my girlfriend city i used to play
dozens of wee bowling games a night
and even though i wasn't actually
holding a heavy ball
i would still get that same pattern of
where the ball would just twist into
you know the kind of right you know yeah
go on together so
yeah the guys either side it's like
there was no rhyme or reason for it and
the exact
same pattern would play itself out in
wee bowling as it would in real life and
then i was just like
well what's the point i can save twelve
dollars and you know
yeah not not do it no it makes total
sense it's the same thing with wii
baseball
yeah to be honest yeah but not re-boxing
no oh i'll get it i can do one hand
yeah everything rabbit hole that's
it yeah you want to get rabbit hole we
kick boxing that's where i really come
in
it acts like a third arm
you know when you talk about you know
that you know bowling being a 10
billion dollar industry which i don't
believe but then again only clicks on
one link so who knows what's true right
um you know bowling balls depending on
the material they're made out of there's
like this hard resin
and this other stuff okay maybe they're
made out of clay and wrapped in
cellophane i don't know but um you know
if you go on
amazon it's anywhere between like about
forty dollars and three hundred dollars
just for a basic bowling ball wow
actually get it customized
there's some of those ones you know um
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where it what they'll have like a you
know rose in the middle of it or you can
have
i mean really expensive i mean it can
run into thousands of dollars but
i think you have to be pretty good
before you like putting it out there
you're showing a ball with like you know
is it you're pretty good or you just
love
bowling not that much that you want
something that fancy
when you open your little bag that has
your bowling ball
and everybody looks at it like oh wow
that guy really likes bowling what kind
of a
statement would you be making if you
turned up at the bowling alley and you
pulled out of the bag
a bowling ball with a kind of almost
holographic
baby yoda frodo in the middle of that
ball
you better be pretty good yeah we you
could go like
so many different directions you know it
it it honestly makes me
think about it you know when i keep
saying well
you know bowling was kind of that kind
of
white trash deal
and you talked about how bowling
has been around forever you know i i
remember
when smoking
was for the higher-ups
when hunting was for the higher-ups
you know these were things that only the
rich people did
yeah you know smoking hunting
all that now it's looked at as this is
for the the lower people this is for the
white trash people it's kind of ironic
that you're talking about bowling's been
around for 7
000 years or 5 000 years or whatever it
is
and now i look at it as
one of those sports that yeah now
this is a white trash sport but it used
to be
something for the upper class
that was what everybody did horse riding
all that i mean you could make a laundry
list
of all these things that used to be
upper class
and is now relegated to the lower class
now you know one
big input on that which is probably
going to come in at about number two or
three if we ranked it
okay marrying your cousin because like
they truly used to be you know with the
upper class than that
it's like because they didn't want to
mix you know with the peasants and
you know infidels and all that stuff you
know harry marion used the story
cousin was like that's the way to go
because like
all right i know i can't stand your
stupid face and then we've been living
in the same house and actually sharing a
bedroom for blah blah blah but i'm
marrying you rather than kind of like uh
right gotta gotta keep the family lines
clean
is that so yeah that's why the royal
family especially in england
um they are funny well they're all a bit
horse-faced
yeah they look funny and they all look
but that's why they're
all talking that way as well i think
they've got a uh mutated palette from
inbreeding yeah
but you talk funny too well yeah but um
if the royal family does want to sponsor
us we are not currently sponsored by any
royal family
my personal preference would be one of
the nordic royal families because they
seem to be a lot prettier and a lot more
level-headed but
well then they're being sponsored by the
royal family of england
if you're listening which is powerful
absolutely
but then you look at uh who's the chick
that
uh mary you know one of the
princes over there uh the american chick
oh uh meg megan markel yeah me
megan markle
megan yeah type type e or f actress
with a yeah you know narcissistic
complex but mind you
like yeah she married uh prince harry
and like he wasn't the sharpest tall in
the box but honestly
yeah but yeah but they're all you know a
little bit slow
i mean they yeah they need some
uh tutoring to be able to graduate high
school
i i i get that but uh oh those
those were the ones remember um you got
mad because they stole one of our ideas
for a podcast
about a week oh they did yeah but they
launched their podcast
and they finished lower than a podcast
dedicated to whale sounds
yeah in the ocean yeah it crashed stuff
you it it it crashed stuff you prince
harry and meghan markle
yeah and hopefully it's prince harry i i
don't know
how many practices there are actually
rank actually ranked lower than us and
the podcast rankings in the world at the
moment so they can go get one
yeah yeah so good for them yeah or bad
for them
you know whichever way you want to look
at that but uh
yeah so um
do you think they go bowling now
i don't know they went bowling before to
be honest i think they're bowling now
i i think they're realizing you know hey
we
walked away from you know this british
monarchy thing
now we moved over to america and
now i think they're in a bowling league
and i honestly think
eric our buddy is one of the team
members
on their bowling league yeah i i think
that's where they're at i don't know if
he's going to bring their average up
or down to be honest but but you were
mentioning earlier about the whole kind
of smoking thing but
you know a lot of bowling alleys
especially the independents
um they still the majority of them will
do a full bar and allow
smoking right which you know for me i
kind of understand that although i don't
smoke but
you know i'm so bad at bowling i think
you know they may as well just sell
mushrooms and
yeah you know because like that probably
just helped my game just as much
well i always thought you know here i am
i'm playing this game i'm wearing rented
shoes
and i can't have food here i can't
have drinks here and now all of a sudden
you can't smoke here because i remember
like i said when i was a kid and and
doing the
the bowling league i mean everybody was
smoking in the
alleys or whatever but now you can't
smoke now you can't drink
it now you can't do all this stuff
around the
the bowling lane it's like well what's
the fun in this anymore
you know it everything gets torn away as
far as
what was fun with doing all this stuff
well i mean i think the last time i went
bowling was that like main event in
grapevine here in north texas yeah
and i think the advantage i actually had
because i think i actually did quite
well from what i can remember
is because the group i was in their
fingers were so covered in pizza grease
that they couldn't
fit you know they could their balls kind
of went a little bit ski whiff and i
think i
sure kind of won by default because of
pizza grease which you know isn't the
best post in the world but that i
figured i'd leave it at that
went out on a high note those
nine-year-olds didn't
see what was going on but but going back
to that it
you gotta love that that guy that
you know he's like 250 260
walking in there with his ball and his
bag he's like
i'm i'm a bowler he's an athlete i'm an
athlete
i'm a bowler i've got my i've got my
ball
here in the bag i'm coming here i am
going to show
everybody in these lanes how
much of an athlete i am yeah and then
i'm gonna go
home to my trailer it's gonna be like
huge
that is prime that i i
hate my life so much that it
the only thing i have to show for it is
when i come to a
bowling alley and maybe i can break 200
all right how terrible would that be to
live that way well i'll tell you what
one of the things i've never understood
and i don't know if you had to do it
right back from when you were
you know kid when your mum was coaching
but um
how what the majority of the bowling
alleys where you have to hand in your
own shoes
in exchange for getting the bowling
shoes plus paying money so it's not even
just like a
straight swap it's not like oh is my 90
under armour sneakers for these pair of
25 brand new on amazon shoes even
despite the fact that you know 90 other
people have worn them this month
it's not even a straight swap they ask
you to pay money to rent the shoes plus
you have to give in your own shoes now
how many times have you personally when
you've played bowling thinking
you know what i'm going to go out
pimping tonight i don't need the pair of
shoes i came to the bowling alley inn
i'm going to walk away with his bowling
shoes and uh yeah but
maybe if you look at it in a different
way
i could go to a thrift store and buy
a pair of shoes for two dollars you
could also paint your own shoes
yeah or walk in barefooted and
just say you know i don't have shoes and
come in there
so maybe they're kind of
throwing towards the that you know kind
of white trash thing that
maybe people are stealing shoes from us
because they don't have shoes so well
what would that
exchange well but but maybe
they need some collateral because there
were enough people that came in there
without
shoes on to say well i don't have shoes
to trade in on these
i'm going to rent the shoes and they
kept losing shoes
i don't know about that because the
bowling lanes like about eight
ten dollars nowadays they can get a
walmart and buy a couple of pairs of
shoes
and paint them they could go to the
section next to it where you buy them
but you know what maybe if i decide you
know what i'm in a bowl
i'm going to be a bowler i'm going to be
a professional bowler
but for some reason i'm not going to buy
my own polling shoes so
i'm going to show up to a bowling alley
and i'm gonna steal a pair of shoes
i could go to walmart and buy me a
nine dollar pair of shoes and in
your estimation bowling shoes are twenty
five dollars let's go with that
so so i've literally made sixteen
dollars
by doing that like and and maybe i do
that over and over again
now i'm supporting my family well it
reminds me of that it reminds me of
those really rich people who get caught
for shoplifting you know like a
yeah you know like four dollar sandwich
or something but um
the thrill of it yeah i think you came
up with the best example earlier
when you talked about when you have to
do that at the roller skating
place because like all right you go to
bowling alley all right you might have a
really
crap pair of shoes right you pay him
four dollars exchange and
those bowling shoes if they haven't been
worn by lepers and whatever
might actually be in better condition
than the shoes you already have right
or you might be high on meth and just
think it's a good idea anyway
but i can't ever imagine anybody turning
in their own shoes
at a bowling alley and walking away
thinking
yeah roller skates is the way to go yeah
well
of course in a roller rink you know it's
a
completely different thing i i
i've been in roller rinks before
you know i i used to do aggressive
inline skating and i still have my
skates
sorry what's aggressive in line skiing
um
top roller derby no topic for a
different podcast
but i i will tell you this story and
we're going to close it out with this i
i've been
in a roller rink you know when my kids
went to
a birthday party or whatever and they're
getting their skates and everything and
i
brought my old aggressive inline skates
and the guy behind the counter will see
my skates
and literally try to buy my skates
off of me knowing what they're worth was
like sparkers did you have nails coming
outside of them
yes yeah yeah something like that that's
good so
so that's bowling in a nutshell yes i
mean
we we solved all the problems as far as
you know when most of them were created
i think we did actually create more
problems with bowling and
we actually saw it's a simple spot
are we going to go bowling yes
should we go bowling we show so let's
set
well maybe we might even film it and put
it on our youtube yeah but let's set an
over and under if if we went bowling
right now
yeah what would you score uh in one game
10 frames
what if i said right now you
we're gonna go bowling what do you think
you could bowl
16 16 yeah
so i would say 17 so i win right
and with that being said thanks for
tuning in to this episode of the wolf
and the shepherd and we'll catch you on
the next one