The Wolf And The Shepherd discuss the wonderful world of Biology and have narrowed down a college level course into one podcast that anyone could listen to and not only test out of Biology in college but win Final Jeopardy.
welcome to this episode of the wolf and
the shepherd today we're going to be
talking about
biology now don't hit stop yet whenever
we talk about some of these subjects
we're not going to get too in-depth this
is probably
not going to get you through biology
class or
maybe it will well i think there are
certain topics which
the great scientists in history have
been afraid to touch
or necessarily maybe put their opinion
in too much because they don't want to
surrey their
reputation in this scientific field but
thankfully for us we don't have any
reputation in the scientific field
so what i've decided today is that we
need to
visit the most basic of all scientific
study biology
this is so weight now biology is the
most
basic of all scientific studies yeah
building blocks of life and all that
stuff without biology nothing none of it
because like physics and chemistry
wouldn't be examined without biology
because if biology didn't exist human
life then
i mean i know chemistry and physics
would still exist but there'd be nobody
to study
physics and chemistry if you might be
we could do that for any of the sciences
depending who's sponsoring us at any
given time but nobody is sponsoring us
from a biological field but we are open
so that's like biotech right isn't there
a lot of money in biotech there is
yeah i mean they've got to have some
money floating around saying hey we
we got some sponsorship money you know
yeah a million dollars oh i've looked
i've looked it up and we literally
checked
none of the boxes maybe after this one
though we'll check at least one of the
boxes yeah
probably the do not call box i think
back in the
dark ages before the internet right you
had a
very few sources for reliable
information if you wanted to find out
anything about biology and to be honest
if you weren't being paid for it and you
were looking for a lot of information on
biology you're probably a big nerd who
needed a
big wedgie in anyways well sure or
could it have been like college students
or
or like uh what do you come you know
when you're trying to get your phd
something like that is that basically
where the research was well yeah but
then you
then you're kind of looking for a career
in it i think if you're doing a p well
i'd hope if you're doing a phd in
biology you're hopefully looking for a
career in it
yeah but what if dad just won't pay the
bills anymore unless you're in school
so you just basically become a career
college student you're like well
i got my bachelor's and now i'm going
for my master's and now i'm working on
my phd
but i've been working on that for 20
years just so dad will keep paying the
bills
yeah i can guarantee you this podcast is
not aimed at anybody with any type of
background in biology
oh okay yeah just making sure outside of
um well i was going to say dissecting a
frog in like middle school but that we
don't even hit those giddy heights
actually
so um for some reason back in like about
early 2010
on this website whose name i can't
remember which
is a shark i'm sure i found some really
amazing facts about biology which amazed
me
so much i actually copied and pasted
them into a notepad
and kept them and i only rediscovered it
last week so
so this is something you actually
researched a long time ago well i copied
and pasted it because i wanted to learn
some stuff from it but then it took me
like 11 years later to reopen the
notepad
well you are a busy busy it's a bit like
a time capsule of
bs so i do specifically remember that
they got all these facts from the early
bulletin boards
right so back when the internet was in
its infancy as such for regular people
to
you know get access to and so people
were like oh my goodness this is like
arcane knowledge type stuff i'm going to
pull all these facts off
and somebody pulled all this stuff
together and put it in a document
and some website kind of like published
it and i thought
oh my word this is the science they
don't want you to know
the type thing oh did you go on the dark
web no not for this no second page of
nah that's the dark web to me i think i
was using yahoo at the time so
okay you know yahoo is like the 19th
page of google i think
i believe so yeah lost all that ad
revenue since they had that um woman who
took over the company
and then she had to quit for whatever
reason oh
sad i'm not being sexist i'm just saying
those are the facts
so well if those are the facts that's
not sexist yeah
so anyway the great thing about these
facts which um this website pulled from
the bulletin board was that
they were completely unsourced for one
right
so you can't go back and say well he
didn't say that
i mean he might have said it he might
not exist might be absolute bs but
with today's podcast we are going to
pass them off as
absolute facts well like we always do
yeah and just a reminder we don't have
any money so don't bother
trying to sue us we we did have that 16
but we spent it already we have yeah but
um
but let's be honest yeah that pizza was
pretty good but let's but let's be
honest
also that if you're following any of our
scientific advice you've probably
overdosed on tide pods a couple of years
previous it's never going to happen
well there when our sponsorship were
tied no that can still sponsor us
now we could edit that out yeah because
we've got no source for any of it we
might as well
go with it so first of all think of
biology you think of the brain or maybe
you don't maybe just go back to sex
ed class maybe that's the only thing you
remember from biology but
number one the brain remember biology as
being a required course in
i think it was no it wasn't middle
school i think it was high school you
had to take biology what they first
started talking about the brain
in high school yeah well that's the
american education system
all right and then i had to take biology
in college
because i had to take a life science and
i had to take a physical science
so i'm pretty sure spongebob has covered
the brain in some of his
could you early episodes could you take
like an ap class about spongebob and
then you could test out a biology
probably now especially like with all
the kind of distance learning going on
okay well that there's a tip i mean
we're trying to provide some tips here
so it's not useful one but it is a tip
it is a term
so anyway the brain uh the first point
from this uh collection of uh facts i
got
states it's complex and poorly
understood which made me wonder
if somebody from 1610 wrote that
but isn't that kind of ironic that it's
poorly understood about the brain so the
brain is trying to understand the brain
but the brain can't understand the brain
well i think number two supersedes this
oh okay so we're about to yes
yeah without the brain a person can't
truly live now i think i could make that
up and probably
wing it maybe teaching at unt for a
couple of semesters with that
amount of uh expertise without a brain
a person can't truly live well what's
the other thing then all right if he
doesn't have a brain what level of
living is he doing then
well it kind of makes me think about
shows like er wife and i love watching
er
in fact we're re-watching it yeah you
made me download all 23 seasons
yeah and there are a lot of episodes but
there's
several episodes in there where you know
there
it's that dramatic portion where the
patient's
brain dead and they're trying to keep
them alive
to make them an organ donor right you
know they're
trying to convince the wife that her
husband's not going to wake up and you
need to go ahead and sign this form
so your husband can be an organ donor
but there are a lot of people out there
that quite honestly they're not really
going to contribute
much to society except for being an
organ donor
that's kind of living without a brain
so you can make a contribution to
society so
i'm gonna have to disagree that you're
not really living if your brain isn't
well i think a lot of people
almost act very chemotropic you know
they don't really use their brains
anyway so
maybe the brain isn't that you so i do
remember actually reading an article
middle of last year and i posted
something on my facebook i think from a
meme from it
and it had this scientific study of
somebody studying wraps
and it was like rat lives most of its
life without a brain and acts pretty
much
normally and somebody had made this meme
with that as a headline above it and
below it was
at last my story will be told exactly
so um they did actually then start
splitting out in this
um collection of facts which we can
probably go with
as long as we don't question them well
no we're not going to question your fact
checking
all right then the brain doesn't feel
pain
i don't know if that means if you get
stabbed in the head so wait the brain
doesn't feel pain directly
it doesn't have any like pain sensors on
it yeah and i thought
isn't the brain the central part of the
central nervous system and the central
nervous system
delineates whether or not you're in pain
so that doesn't make sense
why wouldn't the brain feel pain if it's
responsible for
telling you whether or not you're in
pain that's a lot of expansion for the
five words of the brain
doesn't feel pain and it rhymes yeah
maybe it's true because it's like cyprus
hill missed a trick with that one
yeah yeah well yeah because they talked
about being insane
in the memory brain yeah so maybe that's
a different kind of pain
but yeah but basically what we can also
say
is if it's a biological fact
that rhymes then that's how we know it's
true doubly true
yes so your brain has huge
oxygen needs i love the the fact they
put the word huge
in there because that's not normally a
word people put into scientific
writings is it huge the moth is
huge compared to the whatever i don't
think they use that word but anyway your
brain has
huge oxygen needs 20 of what your body
intakes
even though it's only two percent of
your total body weight if you
were going to write that what word would
you
substitute for huge greedy greedy
your brain has greedy oxygen needs
especially given like
it's controlling most of your bodily
functions
you know subconsciously i don't think it
needs that much oxygen
no i could see that because if your body
can live like you know they stick you in
a coma on a machine and stuff
and your bra and you can be brain dead
but your body's still living i mean how
much work is that brain really putting
in
to get your body to do all the functions
what about selfish
nah i think nice i think greedy because
it doesn't need that much
yeah and so for the little bit it but if
your brain dead
so if your brain did that because
remember it's going to need 20 even if
your brain dead
yeah see this sounds like a it's either
greedy or selfish your brain is greedy
or selfish when it comes to oxygen or
both
or both yeah here's one which again i
love the wording on it and this is
probably also why they didn't use any
sourcing on any of these statements
your brain comes out to play at night
there's literally no more information to
that sentence
so is your brain a vampire no i think
what it means is it's more
active at night given that you suppress
a lot of your thoughts during the day
with what you're doing manually with
your body and everything but a brain
you know at night because you're not
doing anything but laying there trying
to
you know trying to find a comfortable
position for your arms which should
figure out after being alive for
40 or 50 years you'd get that down but
no
still can't find a comfortable position
for the arms uh
so the brain know comes out to play at
night and that's why you start all this
streaming
stuff well why can't the brain figure
out
at night when nothing else is going on
a comfortable position for your arms
it's like can it prioritize things like
hey
hey look everybody we gotta figure out
something to do with you two arm guys
i mean we got the legs figured out we
got the back figured out we even got the
head figured out you know my home up
here i'm the brain
i live in the head arms you gotta get
your stuff together guys
you gotta figure out where you need to
be you're holding up the show here well
two points from that when you hit
puberty i don't know if the brain does
really know what to prioritize
and also from hitting puberty i don't
think the brain does know where it lives
well i think we both know when you hit
puberty the brain decides what's
important
yeah and then and it moves that up to
number one yeah and then
everything takes a very distant second
and the funny thing is
it's like one of your least chances in
life
for where it puts that priority for you
to actually take advantage of that
priority
because if you're any younger depending
what culture in the world
you grow up in you don't really have a
choice
in it and when you get a little bit
older and you're in control of things
you have
more chance of fulfilling those needs
and so your brain
kind of takes over something where
you're actually least likely to get
that function achieved makes total sense
i agree with you your brain
requires 10 watts of power seems kind of
low
well i don't know today's today has been
a slow day i don't know if it's even
used
yeah but same watts to be honest let's
take the led
light bulb out of this right i mean your
normal light bulb is like 60 watts isn't
it and i know the led
light bulbs are like 7 watts or
something because it always says
you know this only uses 7 watts equal to
a 60 watt bulb
yeah but you have to remember the brains
the brain's not as good as led
technology oh that's a good point yeah
so it's
so the brain's still incandescent it's
still catching up it's catching up
but we've had brains forever we've had
brains longer than electricity why are
we not
measuring brain power in like candle
power
you know you go buy a flashlight and
it's like it's got so many cables
yeah well or horsepower i mean and not
to steal from jerry seinfeld but he has
a big joke about
how you know why are we still using
horsepower i always think about that
with
flashlights it's like why do we still
use candle power
why do we still have to look at all this
antiquated technology
and compare everything to that why can't
we just
say light bulb power i think why can't
we update things i think the first time
i thought that horsepower thing was
completely bs was uh i had a car
which was supposed to be one of those
limited edition cars of a
small piece of crap car but it had
limited edition so it made me feel good
about buying it
and it said it had so many horsepower
and i thought well the acceleration in
this is
absolutely terrible but at that time i
lived in england and
it was pretty close to a farming
community and i drove by
and i saw how lazy some of these horses
were and then suddenly it clicked the
horsepower was relative
to how much of an effort the horse
wanted to put in yeah
and what about like stronger horses
right yeah like shy horses all the
budweiser horses what club
what are they called the clydesdale
clydesdales yeah yeah and there's an
even
bigger horse than a clydesdale i can't
remember the name of the horse but
i had a friend growing up and he used to
ride one of those
as like a security detail and of course
me not knowing
that much about horses spoiler alert
yeah not everybody in texas knows
everything about horses right i can ride
one i can
ride a horse fairly well but he had this
even bigger horse than a clydesdale so
is it horsepower like that or is it
those little miniature
horses that look like you know something
you could do in the kentucky derby for
midgets
anyway it's not great measure is it no
it's just like when they used to measure
thing in hands
you remember that oh yeah yeah they'd
actually measure horses in hands what
they do
they raise your horses so talk about so
talk about a double crap way of
measuring things horsepower and then
measuring the horse in hands
or you have this like get that [ __ ]
over there it's like oh yeah that horse
is like 198 hands tall it's like
no he's not martin he's 15. yeah
but so basically what we're saying is
the people that have been in charge of
measuring systems have just been
ridiculous just crap units of measure
yeah and that's why we're never going to
go to the metric system which i hate the
metric system
yeah i did i don't want it that precise
to be honest no i don't
i still like a bit of give and take in
my measurement yeah i like to sit there
and scratch my head and say now how many
quarts are in a gallon right
and i don't really know why there should
be four quarts in a gallon
i don't even know how much is a court
but
i feel comfortable with the measurements
being so random not
powers of ten well without a bit of give
and take i mean a lot of the dating
websites your profile would just be out
in our lives
yeah yeah that's true so anyway but
let's talk about that for a second
here's one that never quite
made it across the pond that has always
bothered me is stone
what do you mean with weight it's like
oh that that guy weighs four stone or 20
stone or well again it's another
relative dimension of measure again crap
just like pounds
well i don't even know where that came
from or or calling two weeks of
fortnight
well that might be a little bit
different because the word fort might
mean something like duel or double or
something and of course we're not
talking about
fortnite the game no which is going to
be fun when we look back through the
transcript because we're lazy and we use
an automated transcript service and
fortnite is so popular there'll be an ad
pop up for fortnite yeah but is it going
to spell it the way fortnite
the game spells or is it going to spell
it the way fortnite oh no it will
i mean hey all the all the um platforms
we go on they're definitely going to be
promoting fortnite again yeah
it's going to be spelled yeah yeah
there's going to be mini videos playing
in the corner and then it's going to be
like
eight seconds to the next video really
kick in yeah and it's going to be about
fortnight and we're also going to forget
to actually look back and see how it
spelled it
so following on from your brain requires
10 watts of power what i did love about
that statement
was with no connectivity whatsoever
and lumping this in with this statement
it said uh
some people believe they are smarter in
their dreams
than when they are awake that doesn't
make any sense well not
either isolated or in comparison or
connectivity to the first sentence but
yeah some people believe they are
smarter in their dreams than when they
are awake now i don't know whether that
means when you're in your dream
and you're dreaming that somebody's car
is broken down you're thinking like yeah
no problem i can fix that
and you know you just come out with a
hammer and just like beat the tires a
couple of times
and the car starts dude hang on now did
we just solve depression
because think about how depressed you
are if you walk up and you
realize oh man i was really smart when
i'm asleep
and now i'm not that smart and then you
become just so depressed when you
realize that i would rather just sleep
all the time which is a sign of
depression a lot of depressed people
sleep all the time
so maybe they're realizing i like that
life better kind of like ready player
one the whole premise of that movie
right was
going into that virtual world and they
can be whoever they are and then once
they come out of the virtual world they
realize their life
sucks basically right maybe we just fix
depression
so everybody that's smarter when they
dream
should just not ever go to sleep this
would normally be the point in the
podcast where i
point out that we are not yet sponsored
by an
antidepressant pharmaceutical but the
actual
uh when they start reading all those
side effects that be like for the next
20 minutes and so that's why we haven't
really
put ourselves out to tender for a
antidepressant drug
because we've got to think of all the
liability information we're going to put
in there
right but maybe we should get sponsored
by a drug that keeps you awake and then
we prescribe
that to people that are depressed and so
they never sleep so they're not
depressed anymore just give them some
coffee well with that said
we don't have a coffee sponsor either no
we do not have a coffee sponsor
right so the last one i'm gonna leave
the brain on this one which is another
uh
one you can run with the brain changes
shape during puberty now i don't know
what from
and what to because i think the brain
pretty much keeps that brainish type
shape i don't think it goes from an
octagon to a you know
triangle look like a pecan it's a
pecan a pecan yeah yeah yeah well
we're in texas right it changes shape
during puberty that's all you need to
know
anyway we need to move on to the other
facts because i think we spent too long
ironically on the brain so these next
ones right is next facts a pretty quick
fire
and i think um like this would help you
if you're on jeopardy
oh and there was a certain section but
and this i do actually want to say in
terms of sponsorship
well well now wait though you're talking
about jeopardy is this a stump the
shepherd
no no no no no no okay no okay because
you said
before we hit record i'm not stumping
you know this one
okay yeah but you tend to lie on that so
i'm just making sure
when i knew you'd know literally none of
these things so it wasn't worth it
thanks for your confidence yes
so anyway i thought hey if there's any
representatives of jeopardy listen to
this show
we do not yet have an official classic
game show sponsor
particularly since we mocked the prices
right as the price is bullcrap the will
of fortune is according to the old
testament your will should be put to
death
true and family fortunes as giving
cestual families a lucky break yeah
so we've we're not getting sponsored by
any of those shows no we're not
so jeopardy we haven't yet thrown them
out with the bathwater
now hang on you're on to something here
because
jeopardy needs a new host it does can't
be either of us though but
well now hang on well first of all let's
first say
rest in peace alex trebek great jeopardy
host
watched him growing up liked him loved
him
great host great game show host uh will
ferrell did a great job
impersonating him but you say we can't
host it what if you
and i hosted it together well it may not
so get in turn so we just
no not taking turns at the same time
like
you have i mean what game show it
usually have like wheel of fortune right
yeah pat
sajak and vanna white and they have
these two different
jobs and every time you have like a host
and a co-host even
with like the price is right you had
johnny over there talking about the
products and then it goes back to bob
barker and nowadays it's drew carey and
i don't know who the new guy is that
helps drew carrie out right
but what if he actually had like two
hosts up there
and we essentially just fought over
whether or not
it was our turn to ask the questions
well i don't want to immediately poo-poo
on this but i'm pretty sure
the pre-requisites for hosting a game
show
number one enthusiasm number two
less sarcasm and making fun of the
contestants
okay number three must
turn up on time if at all okay so that's
why we're not game show hosts yeah i'm
not even gonna go on for the rest of
this so yeah we're not turning out yeah
i mean the first three
right there you know it scratches us
right so back to the facts right
these ones are kind of pretty random but
this is how i got them from the
original document because remember i
copied and pasted it into a notepad
thing at the time
i think i was on windows 3.1 at the time
you're actually yeah
you found the file which was like um you
know using an abacus
to today's equivalent calculator your
smell is unique
unless you have an identical twin so
you're saying twins smell the same
yeah no kidding no i don't know if that
counts if one of them doesn't have a
bath
but what about what about uh like a
male and female twin all right yeah i'm
thinking that might be good
like what what if you have like you're a
guy right and you have a twin sister
and she smells like a normal girl
so does that mean you smell like a girl
well what do girls smell like without
perfume
roses no they don't oh
that's what i was told well i grew up in
england they don't smell like roses
oh okay well yeah i thought that's what
they smell like but
i'll take your word for that so humans
use echolocation
if they're blind mostly or mostly blind
it didn't deniate you know so
i don't know if blind people mostly use
echolocation
or mostly blind people is that your
location
i don't know that long stick that they
use in front of them
and i always thought they were just
making sure they're not going to step
into anything but is that why they kind
of tap it
are they walking around tapping that and
using the echo location to figure out
you know what's around
them i thought that was to beat the cni
dog oh
it's sad for the cni dog yeah no no if
that's what the
if that's what the blind people really
use that stick for is to beat their
scene
i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure they
don't because i've not i don't think
i've seen
maybe i have in a cartoon a blind person
with a cni dog and a white stick because
if you've got that white stick
and the sea and eye dog that seeing eye
dogs like really you don't trust me you
got this white stick but then i suppose
if he does use a stick to beat the dog
with that kind of explains everything
why don't you have more blind people
riding
race horses because they already have
the stick so
you just throw them up there on the
horse and then they have that longer
stick where they can reach back well i
can answer that
i can answer that immediately okay
because horses
have tender upper back thighs which is
obviously not the
most scientific name for it but jockeys
know
when to beat their horse before it gets
too tender and it goes numb and so
when the jockey sees that they have to
catch up on the people in front of them
they beat the horse harder and they know
when to hit that pain threshold to make
the horse go but if you're blind
you wouldn't know what position you are
you know in the race so you wouldn't
know when to beat the horse and when not
to be the horse
yeah but couldn't the horse tell you
well it's not mr ed oh
that would be cool though if mr ed was a
racehorse nice about the fatty i think
yeah probably yeah what was the guy's
name that had mr ed
i don't know yeah i don't either did you
know by the way in that show
that they used peanut butter to make mr
ed talk
i always thought he'd just talk no
because he has because he's cleaning his
gums
oh well i thought he was a talking horse
your nose
remembers 50 000 cents i don't believe
you on that one no i
i my not when i wrote that down
i put a note saying i call bs i bet it's
about like 50 maximum i can't even think
of 50
well let's be honest i can't even think
of 50 right now
i'm not going to be different it took me
a couple of weeks i could write down
like
you know sewage pineapple on pizza
so pretty much the same thing so we put
those together yeah okay so
so your first two right out the gate
yeah the same thing yeah you don't need
like another five thousand variants
no you don't there's gotta be like yeah
six smells yeah i think there's six yes
that's crap i think
it's gotta be an even more yeah so your
teeth start growing
six months before you're born okay so uh
using three months math you're three
months in
the belly right yeah now you stopped
right yeah
i'll buy that yeah well that's unless
your mum is a
like meth addict in which case they kind
of fall out three months before you're
born so
well that makes sense too yeah but both
your baby teeth and your adult teeth i
don't know
maybe that's why some kids don't grow
their baby teeth because there is that
condition
because there's that kid in stranger
things right the fat kid with the curly
hair
his teeth don't grow in do they because
he didn't have any baby teeth and then
they like he gets as an adult
he gets his adult teeth oh well i've
never seen that show but i i've heard
something about a kid on there
with no teeth yeah something like that
and yeah i feel for you man
i know i know what it's like to have
teeth problems it sucks
here's one which i don't know quite how
they came to the conclusion especially
in the bulletin board days pound for
pound human babies are stronger than
oxen
i've always been kind of anti that pound
for pound
yeah you know i hear people talking
about fighters right it
usually always goes to fighters whether
it's boxing whether it's mma
something like that right and it's
always oh pound for pound this guy was
the greatest fighter
yeah well yeah but you look at somebody
like
butterbean i remember watching him box
when i used to watch boxing all the time
and this guy's like
i don't know 350 400 pounds or whatever
it's like you know if he smacked you in
the face and you weigh 90 pounds yeah
you're gonna fall down but if you had
some gorilla guy that was like
600 pounds like some sumo wrestler that
beat him
then pound for pound he wasn't the best
fighter so
why can't you just say best fighter
period why do you have to
do it in weight it's it's weird anyway
because you know i used to do like you
know full contact you know mixed martial
arts and
you know i was about i think about 190
pounds when i was doing that
and fighters you went up against you
know i mean it
it was pretty much a match it was you
know just who got the best hits in
but there were this would have some
fights
you know some contest would be open and
if i fault
somebody like you know 20 25 pounds
lighter than me
you know his hits still kind of they
hurt a little bit
but when you hit them you really notice
the difference i mean
that that extra weight really really did
make a difference but when you're
talking about
say like a boxer or a martial arts
fighter against a normal person
even somebody who weighs 120 pounds
you know they know how to throw a punch
and you're like 250 pounds they're gonna
knock you out
ah but okay so that's why the pounds of
pounds is bs i'm agreeing with you yeah
and i remember a good friend of mine
frank who would
uh ran the bike shop here locally in
the mighty metropolis of keller texas he
had told me a story about going up to
sturgis and there was a guy called the
daisy
and he was this little skinny guy and
you basically you know all these bikers
rolled into sturgis
and they could pay money to fight the
daisy and
if you won you won something i don't
remember frank's gonna know the story
better than i do
but the daisy just whooped up on
everybody right
he was literally was thin so maybe get
rid of pound for
pound and shouldn't it be aged to age
because taking the weight right if it's
like 190 right
if you're 60 years old and you weigh 190
pounds and you fight a
20 year old that weighs 190 pounds and
you both have the same training
wouldn't you put your money on the 20
year old i don't know because
no there's a point where right up until
about the age of 50
you actually get stronger as long as
you're still training the the old man's
strength
yeah yeah it was always about that old
man's strength and i remember that
growing up as like you know old men for
some reason just have this weird
stream so let's just agree now put it
out there the phrase pound for pound is
absolute bs
yeah it means nothing all right yeah i
can get behind all right
so here's one your feet can produce a
pint of sweat a day now before you
interact on this one i just want to tell
you about the story of stinky dave
stinky dead stinky dave when i was at
college i had a
shared house for my let's see
sophomore year right it's only in there
for about maybe about eight weeks
because the house we were supposed to be
moving into wasn't ready and so
there's this you know kid dave who we
hadn't met but
he just so happened to get this i don't
know application in with the landlord
and he took the last
bedroom in the house but this dude
really great guy
that had the stinkiest feet i have ever
known ever even to this day right
and when he would walk across the carpet
the carpet would
stink it would stink of cheesy sweat now
it wasn't because he didn't bathe right
he showered every day
but his feet just left behind this odor
of like cheesy sweaty things now well
you know
i don't want i don't want to embarrass
him but that was david marshall of
manchester england who
graduated round about you know 1995 from
the university of central lancashire and
preston so but i'm not going to say that
because i want to protect his identity
and not embarrass him no that's awful
nice of you
but when when stinky dave was walking
around yeah
and you say he left this smell yeah was
he walking around barefooted yeah
yeah okay so what about socks well i
don't know i think his feet had eaten
through all the socks
i think i only saw him barefooted he was
a bit flint stone-ish like that but it
might have been the
acidity okay so now how many people are
living in this house four of us okay
and that's kind of what i figured four
people so how did
the three of y'all not tell stinky dave
hey look
dude when you're walking around man you
gotta wear shoes it's one of those
sensitive
things you just can't tell somebody i
mean the funny thing is with guys i mean
we'll pretty much
call each other out on anything but i
just think it's one of those things
where
it's just a little bit too personal no i
don't know
no now you you gotta tell stinky dave we
just
followed behind him with some talcum
powder and just like poured in the
carpet
and some shaking that we used to hoover
and but
was stinky dave not smart enough to
figure out that
hey maybe i stink and that's why
everybody calls me stinky dave
well we didn't call him stingy dive to
his face oh that would have been fun
well and the internet wasn't up and
running so we couldn't really put it on
his social media so
i wonder if he's on twitter right now
and that's his twitter handles
dave well i hope he got surgery on his
feet to get rid of some of the sweat
glands or find out what the problem was
because but in europe it was horrendous
yeah but in your example you're saying
the average person puts out a
pint no sweat i'm saying they can it's
not everybody
oh you don't put out a pound of sweat a
day well
i thought you said a pint point yeah you
know see now
your food no it says your feet can
produce a pipe sweater
oh can so up to a pint yeah so like
normal person
yeah maybe nine ounces or
40 tablespoons or something we're not
guessing here in case you're listening
yeah
but but stinky dave yeah is one of those
pints yeah full
well probably a full six pipes he
probably averaged it out for everybody
yeah there you go yeah so a full bladder
is about the size of a softball and can
hold up to 800
cc's of fluid how many tablespoons is
that
ccs is that cubic centimeters i think so
oh well we have no clothing maybe one of
our listeners back
in england can actually educate us on
what 800 cc's actually equivalents to
because like
is it a milk bottle full or is it well
you said though
it's the size of a softball yeah so i'm
thinking
maybe a three-quarter full cereal bowl
well in women apparently it could be
raisin bran with women it can be visibly
noticeable if they need the bathroom
because it swells out a lot to the front
if they
if their bladder gets that full so this
one i thought definitely
scientific if you thought that last one
wasn't kind of like going to be
published in scientific american this
one you probably pass
gas 14 times a day you know when i first
read that i thought
you know they've got that fat from brody
in second grade at hill springs
elementary
right but you probably pass gas 14 times
a day
so probably it's a good indication that
yeah well is that from the front
or the back end um i don't know
probably pass gas 14 not about 14
or not i'd have rounded it up to 15 and
said about 15. you passed gaffes about
15 times a day and left it at that
yeah i don't like the number 14. i mean
once you get past 10
you should go in fives right i mean
we're already having problems with
measurements right now so once you get
past 10 it needs to go
it should just immediately go to 15.
yeah don't tell me 13 or 14 just tell me
15. i don't know
make the math i don't know how much
science was in that oh here's one which
i did actually look up this is the only
one i did look up
okay and it wasn't true but i'm gonna
read it anyway uh sneeze can travel
at 100 miles per hour as opposed to a
cough that can travel at 60 miles per
hour
now it's wrong because the upper limit
of a sneeze in terms of
miles per hour is actually greater than
that and a cough can actually
travel great in that how much greater
well i don't know i can't remember it
wasn't while i was getting
obsessed about remembering it but it
both those numbers were wrong apparently
so based off the fact of all of these
facts
that you've now read the one that we
left
to the end that you fact checked is
wrong
well no i just don't think they're
measuring instruments at that time when
they made that
fat without correct there's probably a
plus or minus error
well probably yeah it probably wasn't
radar of course we're using
miles per hour and not skipping stones
across the pond
pearl throw per fishing cast
which would be probably a better
measurement yeah oh
is one the last actual fact i've got
right
oh you had to sneak another one in yeah
i wanted to get this one in because i
also didn't believe this but this could
have easily
been dismissed if i had fact-checked
this one but i was in a rush
25 of your total number of bones are in
your
feet there's 26 bones in each feet
so that makes 52 52. so once again why
couldn't it have been 50.
50 would have made more sense so so is
there roughly 208 bones like in the
human body then um
there's 25 percent so there's 26. that's
pretty close
26 in each foot right so it's 52 times
four
208 i don't know i think i think there's
like 200 and some bones you think for
some reason that makes sense
i don't know it might be 300 something i
don't know
might be a remember when this was
written you know that's it i think i
believe a lot of those facts
but you have to remember i'm still
skeptical about the dangers of
drinking gasoline or licking lead paint
so
don't really be taking my word for any
of those things if you want to bring
them up in trivial pursuit or if you
happen to appear on jeopardy
or any associated game show don't kind
of bring these things up as knowledge
because you might make yourself look
stupid
well that's probably true
but can you imagine if one of these
questions just happened to be on
jeopardy
and they got the correct answer like
it's the final jeopardy
question and it's well based upon what
we've just told them
yeah no i can't imagine that at all or
no i think that could happen i mean
could you actually go on jeopardy and
just listen to
this podcast and then clear the biology
category and say look all the research i
had to do was just listening to this one
podcast
and i cleared that whole column no i
think that's the equivalent of you and i
going on america's got talent and
expecting to make the final
round i think we could in the art
category
yeah something along those lines well
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