Trying to get back on schedule due to some unforeseen circumstances, the Wolf and the Shepherd sit down once again with Pat Beaman and discuss some bizarre news stories including Florida dinosaurs, witchcraft, and nipple biting.
welcome to this episode of the wolf and
the shepherd it's time for another one
of our
in other news and joining us once again
we have
pat beeman from on an island with pat
beeman pat glad you could join us again
no shepherd wolf it's always good to be
with you guys yeah we've uh
we've had kind of a busy week this past
week and we haven't really
had a chance to get together the wolf
and i or
of course pat and so now we're we're
playing a little ketchup
and the only way to play catch-up in the
right way is to talk about some news
stories so
what's our first news story i've tried
to find a collection of stories which
aren't
particularly depressing this week good i
found
some about witchcraft dinosaurs
strippers incest and an
over-representation of florida
oh okay well florida news stories are
always make good news stories to talk
about yeah so
on that note police in florida search
for a
woman who allegedly scammed 10 people
out of a hundred thousand dollars by
providing witchcraft
services that included readings and love
spells
okay so when you when you said florida
and then witchcraft i didn't no i wasn't
ready for those to be combined
right i gotta be louisiana yeah maybe
right but
not florida though that that that one
caught me off guard
came to repair the economy after covered
in witchcraft oh there's nothing wrong
with that i mean witchcraft can be fun
but uh scammed a lot of money i mean i
didn't realize there was that much money
in witchcraft works out like ten
thousand each
so yeah not bad it's pretty expensive i
mean who you trying to get fall in love
with you like
tom cruise or something i mean he's
gonna spend ten thousand
maybe yeah i don't know it could be
worth it right
so naples police said they have ten
victims who have come forward
claims they were deprived out of large
amounts of money
ads were found throughout hispanic
newspapers
radio ads on local hispanic radio
stations
and flyers throughout the golden gate
and east naples areas now
we will leave mr beamon to jump in here
and comment
about the demographic that was being
targeted
i think it's somewhat unfortunate i
don't know the naples area
but uh you know targeting the hispanics
is
it's low rent it is no i agree and
there's a big hispanic population down
in florida too
yeah it's mostly cuban isn't it well
it's still hispanic isn't it
yeah yeah i think so yeah i mean they
speak spanish
so i think the only people that speak
spanish that aren't hispanic are from
portugal right
they speak portuguese oh that's right
yeah just like the people in brazil
oh big portuguese i know that's
confusing why don't they speak brazilian
i don't know i mean they have their own
wax and everything to make candles down
as well have a language yeah right yeah
so the ads were first published in
december 2020
leading the alleged in-person encounters
beginning in mid-january
and ending in mid-march woman is
described as being possibly hispanic
or possibly or eastern european
that speak in spanish with an unknown
accent or dialect
well hispanic in eastern european those
are easily confused
yeah yeah i think most of those slavic
and russian dialects
sound very very similar to you know
do they need tacos in like the slavic
areas
elite anything and get hands on how
harsh winners
is it where are they putting the tacos
over there probably the local relative
who most recently died i'm not sure
i wouldn't even want to guess what the
tacos are made out of either it's taco
in name only
yeah yeah i wonder what kind of spices
they use on the tacos over there
ground radioactive soil or something oh
those are just the chernobyl tacos
yeah did you see that deal that you can
get booze made
in chernobyl now in the dark i think so
yeah no it's like
they literally label it as radioactive
booze and
there was some that was shipped over and
got caught in a container and they
quarantined it or whatever but
people are buying vodka and everything
made in chernobyl
so they can get the radioactive part out
of it it's probably not going to be the
worst thing i've ever drank
probably not no may as well order some
along with the absinthe
yep yeah so the ads were published in
december
and a sign shared by the department
appears to offer services
for love spells and cleanings not so
well i don't want to make this leap but
it's quite easy for hispanic people to
sell cleaning services well
yeah it that makes total sense yeah
let's not be too stereotypical they
don't normally throw in the love spells
though i've found
but which one's first though i mean is
it like get your love spells
in five rooms and a hall clean for free
yeah
think about the logical progression from
a psycho social point of view though
right
okay going on a date right okay
you want to bring them home and make
sure the house is clean
that's a good point synergy yes i wonder
if they're doing the spell
while they're cleaning i mean
multitasking is a big thing nowadays
well a bit like a kind of whistle while
you work disney approach to things
absolutely
well and disney world's down there in
florida so see that
logic holds together right so the woman
identified
as vic by the victims as being named
rosalia
told victims they had darkness inside
them and that she needed to fix it
what was that song that hello darkness
my old friend
is that where they got that song from no
that says
stolen from mr simon and garfunkel oh
that's right
i wonder if simon says violence sound
that's it sound of silence there's been
a bunch of cover versions of that song
too i wonder if simon and garfunkel ever
use like
a hybrid cleaning service slash
love making person no because they were
aware of the darkness
i think this woman kind of i guess you'd
have right on people who didn't know
they had the darkness right
you'd have to be if you wrote a song
about it right yeah which apparently she
didn't according to that article
so also staying in florida uh
video shows dinosaur passes through
florida woman's yard and what is the
source i hear you ask
says florida woman oh well
yeah nothing wrong with that so yeah so
it wasn't an alligator though because in
an alligator a dinosaur
pretty much yeah i think so yeah i know
they used to be a bit bigger
there's a lot of alligators on golf
courses now
yeah look i don't i don't think we need
to be kind of talking about whether this
is a real
dinosaur or not because why why are you
trying to
spoil my imagination i think it's just
riding off the back of the popularity of
godzilla versus kong
well well that could be but what if it
was a real dinosaur
well surely it would leave some
footprints unless it's a super small
dinosaur
well not on concrete where's this
woman's yard what so you're saying she's
got a concrete yeah
aren't there well either that or don't
they do a lot of like gravel in the yard
well in florida i think so i don't know
i don't think they grow much
that's maybe how she first caught it
because she heard the crunching in the
gravel
i'm an overly large animal that's what
i'm here for
yeah but apparently there's a video
which
i'm not going to show because i don't
want to get too contentious well not
only that
trouble about the ufo comments well not
only that but it's kind of hard to
show the video through audio yeah
especially as
this is just a screenshot of the yeah as
well so that's extreme
yeah yeah we we could sit here for 30
seconds and pat and i are going to watch
you tap on your screen
it'll be the kind of thing i'll pass to
my girlfriend and say watch this
and she'll pat it for about five minutes
thinking that there's something wrong
with
like a finger it's not working and
she'll be too embarrassed to say it's
not working
because she knows if she can get it back
to me i'll in it'll play but yeah
i might actually try that tonight a
little bit not only that
she'll report back but then you've gotta
then say just watch this really short 30
second video
and then i've got a couple of questions
for you yeah and i'll be right back and
come back and then see if she'll tell
the truth or not right
yeah what do you think karen would do if
you tried to pull that trick on her
she would pretty much just tell me it
doesn't work
ah she's smart enough to realize that
her finger
would either be functioning or not
functioning i'm a little bit worried
about the wolf's girlfriend if
she thought her finger would be broken
from pressing a button
right yeah well the certain
non-conductance which you can have on
your fingers which actually stop
the electrostatic signal going from your
fingers
which is why you know certain pairs of
gloves come with that
thing and i'm saying you know you can
use them with another i just assumed it
was pressure i didn't realize it was
that
if you like oil um if your hands have
been in water for too long and
hydrated it won't sorry dehydrated it
won't do it because it won't conduct
electricity
well they you know like you say they
sell those special gloves because
a long time ago people were like cutting
the finger off of the top of their
gloves so they could still get to their
phone because they're so just attached
to the
spike versus tick tock yeah yeah tick
tock is going to win
the woman believes she may have seen a
dinosaur pass through a yard and says
her claim is supported by surveillance
video
now i don't actually have a screenshot
of a
scene from that video
it was taken with a potato probably well
i bet you it could literally be anything
well let's be honest you know they used
an android phone to try to
what they always do yeah yeah i mean
android
you know all the ufo researchers they're
taking their pictures and videos with
android phones right
just so they know hey well yeah and
we're not taking it here
samsung here because their phones are
actually very good quality they have
improved yeah they have improved but the
other android trash
yes isn't exactly right like if you're
taking a photo with a google pixel you
might as well just
drop down your pants and take a photo
because it's gonna look the same
yeah you might as well just draw it yeah
christina ryan
told a local radio station that a grainy
of course black and white of course
video recorded outside her home at 3 40
a.m
brings to mind a stephen spielberg movie
that suggested the ice age didn't end
the age of prehistoric creatures now i
don't know if that's trying to get a
snipey add-in for his next
jurassic park installment yeah but maybe
i mean
talk about free publicity right right i
mean
maybe spielberg's behind this i didn't
even realize steven spielberg was still
alive i thought he died like five years
ago
well isn't that why star wars went so
bad is because steven spielberg died
well because he couldn't tell george
lucas it was crap right
yeah yeah poor guy rest in peace steven
spielberg yeah we miss you
yeah so oh and the woman actually quotes
the movie here
maybe i've watched jurassic park too
many times there it is but i see a
raptor
or other small dinosaur it's unclear
what the object is that dashes
past ryan's place but the imaginative
floridian said people she shared the
footage with
also believe what they saw was out of
the ordinary uh
well most things that you see in florida
are out of the ordinary yeah
so you know it's par for the course when
you're sharing meth
yeah a lot of normal things might seem
out of the ordinary that's true yeah
and did you know cheeseburgers are
healthier than meth did you mean in
there's less deaths from cheeseburgers
because i would
count to that with hot disease related
yeah deaths mainly based on a fast food
diet
right maybe i need to do some more
research meth is safer than
cheeseburgers
no no and we're not going to be
controversial if we
say it the other way around so let's
just stick with that statement i'll put
it in the description on the video on
youtube
all right that makes more sense all
right i'll i'll forget
to do that so some say a large bird
but that makes no sense since whatever
it appears to have front legs
she said have you ever seen a beard
without legs
no all birds have legs right so the fact
that it had
legs does not magenic
things yeah yeah differently
as opposed to back legs right
well if it's a raptor don't they don't
aren't they like mini type
t-rex's so i mean they don't they only
have really kind of like two sets of
legs which have function anywhere and
then they have those small arms and
stuff don't they so they really only
have two legs
so if it's a bird that's got two legs or
a raptor which has got two legs
her argument is that it can't be a bird
because it appears to have two front
legs i mean how do you know the front
ones or the back ones right in the dark
at 3 40 a.m or whenever it was birds
would be so much more interesting if
they had
arms yeah well yeah so they could pick
stuff up and post your drums as well
yeah they're exactly the same intellect
right and they could
well they could play the music nothing
they just happen to have
two arms with functioning hands i mean
can you imagine
ducks with arms they like carry stuff
around
yeah yeah like carry your shopping yeah
yeah
so uh pat where do you think this store
is going what do you think the summary
from the local authorities i think the
story's going down quickly
money is going to be shifted to move on
to this case drop a few of the homicides
down there for the illegal drug
running just uh concentrate on the
dinosaur maybe
um i i think they're gonna just not
really spend a lot of time on they do
have
a chance of actually catching the
dinosaurs and the drug lords or
ironically
um i don't know i think they have no
chance of catching the dinosaur so
viewers online suggested that what they
were seeing was a dog
or some sort of large modern-day lizard
so
it's kind of really split that one down
the middle it's a dog or a very large
i'll be honest with you that's the most
interesting part of this
is who confuses a dog or a very large
lizard
which may or may not have been an
alligator obviously yeah right
yeah so it's either a dog or an
alligator basically
it's probably he's gone from a dinosaur
to definitely not a bird yeah the leg
issue it's gotta be a dog or an
alligator gotta be an alligator
right after watching better copies
zoomed in copies
of the video the floridian woman said
i'm sticking with raptor myself though
that was a
10 minute discussion about an alligator
in florida who would have thought
yeah that makes sense right
i promised you incest so here we go ah
all right all right
i'll just read the headline i know every
curve den dimple that she has
twin reveals she shaves her sister's
armpits
and dry brushes her entire body every
day
as the siblings document their very
close bond in a new reality series
extreme sisters have you got any
brothers or sisters
i i have two sisters and a brother right
and honestly i don't really want to say
anything else today
brush each other dry brushes and what
differences between dry brushing and
wet brushing because their entire body
what's that you just like get a
hairbrush
don't put it in water and just brush the
whole person i don't know that one just
kind of creeps me out a little bit
i'm totally creeped out by that one yeah
right i'm sure you want more oh patricia
and patrick's right those are the names
look at that
that's a terrible name tricks yeah not
patrick
is in pat beeman but patrick's with an
x at the end yeah is that like taking
latina and putting an x at the end to
make it gender neutral
oh never heard of that that might be it
no pat's got a point there
i don't know maybe let's let's get
farther in the story maybe that's what
that's where we're going right okay so
they're from atlanta georgia
and they are among five sets of siblings
who are chronicling
their lives on tlc's new show extreme
sisters
while patrick's or patrice has her own
apartment she spends most
of her time at her sister's house with
patricia
and her husband patricia was born with a
third of her fingers missing on her
right hand
and patricia's been acting as a
right-hand woman their entire lives
let's take a pause to laugh at that wow
brilliant journalism yeah
there's a clever journalist right there
he's been waiting his whole life for
that one yes he has he's like
one day one day i'm going to be able to
write this i probably
probably resigned literally the next day
yeah after this well it isn't that kind
of one of those mic drop moments
yeah you know we let's be honest if
you're going to be a a journalist and
you finally get you've got that kelly
the world's greatest song playing in his
head and
that's right he's just he's walking out
saying there you go
there you go so in a preview clip
from the show's upcoming premiere
patrick's or patrice can be seen shaving
her sister's armpits and dry
brushing her body which they do every
morning
this is my thumb and this is my pinky
she adds
holding up her right hand to show the
camera she is missing three of her
fingers
while patrice has her own apartment she
spends most of the time there with her
husband
i automatically step in because i
already know what she's going to have a
difficult time with
a lot of the time people forget that she
has fingers missing and they should
think she can do things because it is
hard to dry brush your own
entire body if you've got a couple of
things that is i've discovered that even
if you use a broom
right yeah i wonder does she surf
why well because you can make the little
surfer deal the little
shotgun when i remember she's missing
those ones and she
i thought you just said pinkie and the
thumb
yeah but she's missing bits off both of
those i thought oh no she's missing the
three middle ones yeah
oh yeah so she's got to be surfing so
she can do the little surfer
yeah the hang loose sign what what was
that old uh
brand way back in the day ron john
no no that's still around no the hang
loose hawaii
remember and it had that little sign
i remember that people used to have that
sticker on the back of their car all the
time
you know people that pretended like they
were surfing all the time right
do you think that they came about by
somebody who's missing three digits on
their hand
maybe she is the inventor of that brand
i doubt that's the case
in the clip shinki she can be seen
shaving her sister's armpits with an
electric razor
that's good because i thought she's
gonna be like you know using a bic
or something for a moment you know that
would be bad yeah they also strip down
to their bras
and underwear for their daily dry
brushing sessions which stimulate the
body's blood flow
i'll tune in for that yeah so i mean
do we have pictures of what they look
like yeah
oh hang on let me see here oh
yeah i wasn't expecting that one yeah
mr patrick you're you're normally very
generous with your
compliments on the ladies we show you so
what do you think that
she does seem to be missing i'm not sure
if she's even missing any digits on my
hand
if you if you zoom in it looks like
they've just photoshopped them out
right that does look like a little bit
of photoshop but i would not tune in
for that show again i don't know yeah i
don't think i would either
and fbi statistics reveal that possibly
up to four percent of the population
may be interested in such perversions as
incest
but we can tell any of those incest
listeners to our show because there must
be some based upon our listening figures
probably do not bother watching this
show yes yeah yeah let's
let's stick to going on the dark web
because this is going to be a waste of
your time
exactly yeah yeah you're not gonna get
anything out of that stick to the second
page of google
and just move on yeah you don't want
anything to do with
any of that right there yeah although
halloween must be fun for her
well because you know she's like oh
because she's got the deformity
exactly i mean isn't that what being
handicapped is all about
it's having fun at halloween i think
you've got a very
narrow uh number of people with uh
deformities or physical disabilities
which would actually consider halloween
a great trade-off
but yeah but it's a great day i mean
halloween is great
not only the polar diamonds not only
that but think of all the extra candy
they get like
look how well you did on your costume
mind you
in terms of that woman we just looked at
she wouldn't be able to unwrap the candy
anyway would she
oh that's a good point yeah yeah
see that's like there's like she has her
sister to be her right-hand woman
there you go but there's a catch with
everything yeah you know nothing
nothing in the world is perfect there's
always got to be a catch with everything
now
unfortunately based upon our luck
collectively if we went to florida
and we had three different types of
floridian to meet
okay we would be meeting the first two
the hispanic witch with the kind of
slightly russian dialect
right the woman who thought she saw the
dinosaur right
okay this one i can promise you would
completely elude us
drunk florida woman 28 is arrested for
offering
drunken lap dances to strangers and
asking police officers
officers if they wanted to bang on the
sidewalk quick photo check
okay see i i like where this is
guaranteed guaranteed
never running just be me mention the
dinosaur
lady exactly yeah so olivia
taylor was arrested for offering drunken
lap dances to strangers
do you have to be sober for a live dance
in florida um it's an odd law
yeah but florida's full of laws so i
wouldn't put it past them
that like you have to take a
breathalyzer before you do a
lap dance right like maybe there's some
bizarre law
like that like you you know a woman in
fort worth can't wear high heels on
sunday and
maybe stock yards maybe it's about
consent that if you're intoxicated then
you can't be held liable for your own
consent in sexual acts
and a lot of lap dancers might get
abused so
getting a little bit drunk means you can
kind of uh
that makes sense always blame the
well big brother is always looking out
for us so it's good that big brother is
looking out for
the floridians down there yeah not doing
too well with their culture but
uh at least they're you know kind of
yeah looking out for them well
they need some help apparently taylor
washer she was eventually
rested so you know you gotta let it play
out for a while i mean i don't care i
mean as long as she's not gonna kill
anybody if i'm a police officer watching
that
i'm probably gonna get about 15 20
minutes see where it goes well yeah
i mean look i think the police officers
were doing their job and collecting as
much
evidence as possible right so that's one
you kind of got to sit through and you
got to say
i don't know we might need to watch this
a little bit more maybe we need to go
undercover or something like that just
make sure that we have all the evidence
we need
you know as bad as this is in the you
know you wouldn't
really well i was going to say you would
really wouldn't want to see this but
if there's a video i'm going to go back
and watch it later you wouldn't want to
see this
everywhere all the time so i mean it is
a bit lewd a bit lewd content but guess
what she actually got arrested and
charged with
oh she didn't get arrested not
forgetting it oh
things out now oh okay what are the
offers of sex
right none of that okay disorderly
intoxication
like drunk disorderly drunken disorderly
just disorderly yeah so she got off on
all the sex stuff so florida does
actually come through with living up to
its reputation there she didn't get
charged with anything
offering could there be a possibility of
some kind of entrapment there and so
they had to dismiss some of those
charges
you know i'm gonna go back to my
evidence collecting theory that maybe
some of the evidence there they had to
throw out because there was a little bit
of entrapment
well i do have to question some of the
officers judgment because they actually
called out a fire rescue team
when they discuss when they discovered
that she was highly intoxicated
oh okay so there's always this story
that the police and the firemen
kind of don't get along sounds like they
do in florida because the cops probably
said invite them hey boys you might want
to come look at this
are you all busy because we might need
some assistance and seriously
like stop playing video games and come
down here right now yeah
yeah i mean yeah the people at the fire
station be like
dispatch you're gonna have to kind of uh
at least mention the word fire
somewhere in there so we can actually
justify why we're down here for the next
two hours
yeah well i'm sure the dispatcher
probably said uh
apparently she's on fire there was a
bottle of fire ball found next to her
chair
so uh fire yeah call the fire department
yeah there's a woman
and she's on fire but you know with
chlamydia
the problem is see i'm all about
including everybody
they could have also said and there's a
dog loose around and they could have
called the dog catcher too because he's
probably sitting there bored
so why not call the dog catcher i mean
why why do we have to exclude certain
people from
these wonderful things now pat
what do you think would be the next
escalation
after the fire service of being called
out here
oh and by the way before you answer that
i love how he hesitated
and said fire service you know what they
call the fire department in england
what is the the fire brigade yeah and
and i could i could see i could see him
hesitating
in not calling it the fire brigade but
that's what they call it over there the
fire brigade but anyway i was wondering
where they call it the fire service
frankly
well yeah because he knew he couldn't
say the word department for some reason
and he didn't want to say brigade so i
would make fun of him so
he's like uh what's a different word
service department yeah we'll go with
service yeah uh yeah
the fire service yeah i didn't want to
sound like i'd been watching paw patrol
all day so
yeah officers called the fire rescue
team when they discovered she was highly
intoxicated pat what happened next
well i would assume you know after the
fire department did their investigation
uh for 15 or 20 more minutes yeah
better minimum observation then uh they
let her go she wasn't evaluated
because she is said to threaten to punch
paramedics if they touched her
no kidding yeah
no means no well okay yes i i gotta
agree with pat on there no means no
and i mean in this me too world we live
in
we gotta protect her but i'm also
wondering did the paramedics just forget
to bring one dollar bills with them
well the officers said in the report
that they offered to walk taylor
washington to a nearby apartment which
seems a very
overly personal step
there well now that's whose apartment is
the question
right or call someone to pick her up
however she continued to yell
profanities at police officers and
bystanders
at one point she allegedly asked
officers if they wanted to bang on the
sidewalk
at one point she's also said to have
asked the officers if they were going to
shoot her
no kidding yeah so she got a little bit
like shooting shoot her in a good way
you're a shooter in a bad way i think
actually the bad way
oh okay yeah because i could've seen on
who's doing the shooting right i could
see the good way
yeah we're not talking about guns no
that's unfortunate skeet [ __ ] yeah
yeah because they say that in a lot of
rap songs i don't know why they like
that well no i'm thinking more like like
shooting no i'm thinking more like
skeet so that's awesome no i was
thinking more like tequila shots oh okay
you know just doing shots with her all
right man yeah
i mean why not i mean once you're past a
certain point
you know just adds a little bit of fun
insult to bad injury
right keeping along these type of lines
strippers which indicates there's more
than one and possibly simultaneously
and we're not talking about paint right
no okay not so far oh
strippers bit officer's nipples to keep
him awake
sounds like a dream weekend really well
now and this is in
the same deal like this oh this is a
different story
along okay so decorated us army chief
resigns
after his battalion got drunk and went
off the rails during a trip to a polish
lap dancing club
so tax dollars hard at work
well not ours it's in poland right
well yeah but it was a u.s u.s army
people
okay i see your point yeah because it's
cool yeah because our taxes
pay for their salaries and then they're
over there and then they're doing that
okay we're protecting poland from being
invaded by whom
probably germany the damned germans
again yeah yeah
germans can be a little sneaky sometimes
i can that when you're in a kind of well
i was gonna say when you're least
expecting it but yeah world war ii was
uh
that was unpredictable yeah yeah that
that was kind of a given
yeah i'm i'm a little bit worried about
our soldiers being over in poland and
getting addicted to sausage
i'd have more concerns if they were
stationed in san francisco and getting
addicted to sausage
that's a good point yeah so lieutenant
colonel
matthew fix was forced to resign after
his battalion's drunken strip club trip
he went awol for 48 hours after
dancers bit his nipples a police
probe revealed connor was likely drugged
and
fixed did not seek medical help so they
did the whole
um drop the roofie into the drink kind
of trick
possibly i'm not i'm not trying to
maybe they kind of had it on their
tongues and when they were biting his
nipples they passed it through the skin
like that
oh that'd be a clever way to do it
that's like a james bond time way to do
it
well not only that but if they're able
to do that they need to get hired by the
military
because that's one heck of an assassin
right there i think the cia
have plenty of those honeys who do the
uh you know getting the spies lured into
traps i wonder if the
stripper that you talked about in
florida was actually a cia agent
and trying to test out the capabilities
of our current law enforcement
yeah but it was in florida so they
should have crossed that one off the
list ah
that's a good one so the unit we're on
an official trip
to gedangst in poland to improve
cohesion and morale which i say
probably worked yeah by any means
necessary
well there's no there's no reason why
they can't have morale building things i
mean it's a lot better than companies
nowadays in the united states
where they say hey we want to take care
of our employees and treat them better
what should we do hey maybe we should
pay him more money no let's just have a
pizza party
that's pretty much what companies do now
is just feed them
cheap pizza yeah so the unit part of the
101st airborne division was on a nine
month rotation exercise in europe
providing air power along nato's eastern
and southern flanks
but after getting heavily drunk they
decided to go up to an off-limits club
obsession
strip club inside they continued
drinking
probably because you know well what else
are you gonna do
well a lot of those places i think make
you buy drinks it's free entry but they
make you buy drinks
like comedy clubs yeah that was so
ridiculous i remember going to a comedy
club and it was that two drink minimum
it's like you gotta buy two drinks and
they're
super expensive but then you get this
free ticket right so you have to have a
ticket to get in which is ridiculous
because they're free
right and then it's a two drink minimum
yeah i don't get that
inside they can continue drinking which
is a shock
an official investigation found conor
had received multiple lap dances
and that strippers bit his nipples to
keep him awake no
who spilled the beans on that one do you
think the strippers were like yeah i
remember him we had to buy his nipples
to keep him away
i pat i i can't picture the strippers
being the ones that
you know kind of let the cat out of the
bag so to speak i think that the
strippers live
by the code that yeah what happens in
the
right in the
yeah and besides you'd say something
else like yeah
he kept falling asleep so you know we
were shaking his shoulders not we bit
his nipples
right unless they're obviously trying to
get again publicity for the club because
hold on if i find a little bit of
sleepiness here not only do i get a lap
dance i get my nipples bit to keep me
awake
maybe this guy is a lot smarter than we
think he is
yes yeah there's something there there's
something there
he also repeatedly had his credit card
swiped
when the soldiers finally left in the
early hours of the morning conor could
not be found and he hadn't gone back to
his hotel room so he went somewhere out
of
48 hours can't remember and nobody's
found out where he went but he's back
now
oh well good for him sounds like a good
time
yeah no kidding probably well worth the
ending your career
yeah absolutely with all that said
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